Great Eunuch of the Ming Dynasty
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"Three years ago, I ate a passerby here. This passerby brought a lot of books. I have read the books and learned a lot in the past three years. Now I will give you a few riddles, as long as you can answer them for me." Come up, I'll take you across the river, how about it?" Kappa said with a smile.
Ding didn't understand. He nodded and said, "You said we got the answer right and you sent us across the river. What if we got the wrong answer? Tell us what the consequences will be, and don't go back on your word at that time."
The kappa rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I found out that you are the only one with too many eyes. How can you see so far? You have even seen my back trick. To tell you the truth, once you guess the riddle incorrectly, hehehe, I'm going to eat you, how about it?"
Ding Bubu and Ding Yuyu looked at each other, and there was a smile in each other's eyes. Ding Bubu, nodded and said: "Okay, we promise you the conditions, please solve the riddle, no matter how difficult it is, we Everyone can guess."
"There is a thing with six colors and 21 eyes. What is it?" Kappa asked.
"This is simply a pediatric thing. If you ask us to guess with this kind of thing, is it an insult to our IQ? The answer is dice." Ding Zhouyu said with a smile. For Ding Zhouyu, who often gambles, the answer is too simple .
Kappa Wenyan was stunned, stared blankly at Ding Zhouyu, and said in disbelief, "How could you, how could you know such a difficult answer?"
"Hehehe, please come up with some difficulties, this kind of riddle is too simple." Ding Zhouyu chuckled.
"Heaven and earth are both indistinguishable, so be careful during the Lang Festival. Luanyin Crane must stare intently, so as to answer the sigh to God, what is it?" Kappa asked angrily.
"Hahaha, this is simple, I know how to do it! The answer to this riddle is a kite!" Ding Bubulu said with a big laugh.
"How could this be? You can even guess the answer to the most difficult riddle in the book. I'm so mad! Now I'll tell you the last riddle. If you can guess it, I'll send you across the river!" The kappa was like an angry monkey General, stepping on the water and bared his teeth and shouted.
"Okay! Tell me the last riddle! I'm all ears!" Ding Bubu could see the kappa's last madness at a glance, and he had already seen through the kappa's little thoughts, but he didn't point it out.
"What kind of thing softens when it sees a beautiful woman, and what kind of thing becomes hard when it sees an ugly woman?" Kappa asked with a sly smile.
"..." Ding didn't know what to do. What kind of riddle is it? It's just nonsense. He turned to Ding Yuyu and asked, "Do you know what this means? What's the answer to the riddle?"
Ding Zhouyu thought for a while and said, "It's simple. It's a money bag. If you see a beautiful woman spending money, the money bag will soften. If you see an ugly girl who doesn't need to spend money, you must be tough. How about it? Kappa, I guessed it right." ?"
"Hahaha! You guessed it wrong! I'm going to eat you!" The kappa jumped up from the river and rushed towards Ding Zhouyu. The sharp claws that shone with cold light looked terrifying.
"Duanlang Dao Technique - Domineering!!!" Ding Zhouyu shouted, pulled out the Xiuchun Dao from his waist, and slashed at the Kappa.
The monkey-like figure of the kappa nimbly dodged the knife and grabbed Ding Zhouyu's chest with his sharp claws. Once he was caught by the kappa, he probably had to grab his heart out.
"Three-point return to vitality!!!" Ding didn't understand the horse step, two balls of three-point return to vitality gathered in the palm of his palm, shouted, and threw it towards the kappa.
"Pff~!" Kappa was hit by the three-point Gui Yuan Qi, and flew into the air, spitting out a mouthful of blood. He looked at Ding Bubu in horror, and shouted loudly: "I didn't expect you to be so strong! The green mountains don't change, the green water Changliu, I will definitely retaliate against you in the future! I am Master Sesshomaru's subordinate!"
"Plop!" The Kappa fell into the river and disappeared.
Chapter 268 Toyotomi's Ajixiu's subordinates
Chapter 268 Toyotomi's Ajixiu's subordinates
"Sesshomaru? What is it? Have you heard of it?" Ding asked Ding Yuyu in confusion.
Ding Zhouyu shook his head and said, "Maybe he is a meatball essence? Hehe, meatballs can also become essence, this Fusang thing is really strange!"
"Didn't you hear clearly just now? Sesshomaru is a pill that can kill life, um, that's it." Ding Bubu said with certainty.
Ding Yuyu looked embarrassed, and asked helplessly: "Brother, now is not the time to think wildly, the key is how should we cross the river?"
"Hehe, don't worry! Look, isn't there a boat?" Ding Bubu smiled and pointed towards the distance.
Ding Yuzhou put his hands on the awning and looked towards the direction Ding Bubuzhi stretched out his fingers, and saw a small boat slowly rowing towards this side. On the small boat, there was only an old boatman paddling the oar. Come here at once.
"Boatman! Come here! We want to take a boat!" Ding Zhouyu shouted at the boatman on the boat.
The old boatman responded, "Okay!"
When the boat came to the river, the old boatman smiled and asked, "My lords, are you going to the other side of the river?"
Ding Bubu and Ding Yuyu nodded, and Ding Bubu said, "I'm going to Muying Village. Crossing the river is the shortest distance, so I don't want to take a detour."
"Oh, so that's the case, then get on the boat!" The old boatman nodded and said.
Ding Yuyu boarded the boat first, and then said to Ding Bubu: "Brother, come on!"
Ding didn't understand, but he didn't think that a small boat suddenly appeared by accident, so he was very vigilant, stepped on the boat, and said to the old boatman: "Let's go! When we reach the other side of the river, you will be indispensable for the boat fare." He took out a handful of copper coins.
When the old boatman saw the copper, his eyes lit up. The silver in Fusang was worthless, but it was very short of copper. Ding couldn’t understand the copper in his hand. Knowing the attitude of the two of them, they suddenly became amiable.
"Old man, I don't know where is the other side of the big river? Why do people prefer to detour instead of going there?" Ding Bubu asked.
Hearing this, the old boatman smiled triumphantly and said, "If you ask other questions, the old man may not know, but if you ask this question, I can answer it rightly, because I have seen everything that happened on the other side of the river with my own eyes." After the boatman finished speaking, he stopped talking.
Having been a Jinyiwei for such a long time, Ding Bubu knew of course what the rules were, and immediately threw a handful of copper coins into the cabin, and said: "I will finish all at once, I don't want to hear intermittent words. "
"Hey, 50 years ago, when I was just a child of eight or nine years old, I remember that one day a powerful onmyoji fought a powerful ninja on the other side of the river, and then the onmyoji summoned a The powerful shikigami, and the ninja also summoned a powerful monster, but they all died together. The corpses of the onmyoji, the ninja, the shikigami and the monster turned into thick fog under the formation of the onmyoji. On the land opposite the big river, the small animals living on the land there have mutated, giving them the ability of monsters." Said the old boatman.
"Can you speak and practice with the monster's ability?" Ding Yuyu asked.
The old boatman shook his head and said: "It's just that they have the ability of monsters. They are still ordinary beasts in essence. They can't talk like monsters. I don't know whether they can practice or not. I only know that there are monsters on the land there. , There are many psychics who can communicate with these small animals and command them to fight. The psychics call these small animals Pokemon."
"I really want to see what these Pokemon look like!" Ding Yuzhou said curiously.
When the boat sent Ding Bubuan to the opposite side of the big river, another handful of copper coins appeared in Ding Bubuan's hand, which made the old boatman's eyes shine even brighter.
"Tell me your true identity, and I will give you all these coins!" Ding Bubu stared into the eyes of the old boatman and said coldly.
Hearing the words, the old boatman was stunned for a moment, the light of money in his eyes suddenly faded away, he smiled and said to Ding, "I don't know how your Excellency knows that I am not a boatman?"
"Because this big river is the territory of kappa, how did you, an ordinary person, escape from the kappa's capture? Don't tell me that you are good at guessing riddles." Ding Bubu scolded: "There is also this The river is not so wide, and you rowed sideways in the middle of the river for more than half an hour. You deliberately brought me to this place, what is your purpose?"
"Hehe, as expected of the Jinyiwei Qianhu of the Ming Dynasty, when Your Excellency was fighting against Abe Weisan, the onmyoji of the Hinata Domain that day, my master happened to pass by and witnessed His Excellency's demeanor with his own eyes. It’s not that I don’t understand your Excellency, you are merciful. It is estimated that the onmyoji Abe Wei San has already died, so my master intends to use the hand of your Excellency to explore this place, so as to make arrangements to recover this place. ’ said the old boatman.
"Recovery? Is your master also a big name? Who is it? Satsuma or Hyuga?" Ding Bubu asked, he didn't want to be used as a gun.
The old boatman shook his head and said respectfully: "My master used to be the master of this land, but it was destroyed by the battle between Onmyoji and ninja, so now I plan to recover this place and strengthen the strength of the army. In the future, we can conquer the whole Fusang.”
"Conquer Fusang? Your master is not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue. Who is your master? How can you be so bragging? No one is a braggart, but a guy named Wang Zhen." Ding didn't know how to laugh said.
"Wang Zhen? But Wang Zhen, the eunuch guarding the Nine Borders Governor of the Ming Dynasty and the Admiral of the East Factory? I saw this name in the master's study information." The old boatman thought for a while and said.
Ding didn't know what to say, he turned pale with shock, and hurriedly said: "Your master is so ambitious, and there are spies in the Ming Dynasty. It seems that the anti-espionage plan of Jinyiwei and Dongchang is about to be put on the agenda."
"My master is the head of the Toyotomi family, named Ajixiu. Now he is the general of the Oda family." The old boatman said.
"What? I'm just a family general now, and I started to plan the entire Fusang? What a big ambition! Once Fusang is really conquered by this Ajixiu, people with such a big appetite will probably target Ryukyu, North Korea or even It's Daming!" Ding didn't understand that this was the second time he felt unreal about a person's ambition.
The first time was against Wang Zhen.
Chapter 269 Pokémon
Chapter 269 Pokémon
The old boatman said: "If you don't understand Your Excellency, my master is waiting for your good news. In this magical land, if you don't understand Your Excellency, you will definitely create a great name. Your Excellency is here and has seen clearly the reality of this magical land, then after a while, my master will secretly send his elite troops to this place to recover it."
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