i have a suite in tang dynasty
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"I can't hold back!"
He crawled and was about to run towards the hut, but Lin Yu held his leg,
"Hey, don't go, Prince, I want to talk to you more. Actually, I have been thinking about it for a long time these days. Why are we both so cruel? In fact, no one is willing to do it, right?"
Li Chengqian wanted to cry but had no tears, seeing that the hut was only seven or eight feet away from him, but it was as far away as a moat.
At this moment, he wished he could cut Lin Yu into pieces.
"Damn Lin Yu, let go!"
"No, I can't let go. You don't know that I have a problem. If I can't finish a sentence, I can't stand it. Even at night, I can't fall asleep because of tossing and turning."
The hatred in Li Chengqian's heart, I can't stand this one who has suffered thousands of knives if he doesn't let go.
"Please let me go, let me go."
Lin Yu suddenly felt sad,
"Why do you always ask me to let go, why can't you just stay and listen to me? I have done so much for you, but you want to kick me away. How can you be so cruel, a man?"
"Stop it, I'm afraid of you, I'm really afraid of you. Please, I promise I will never have any grudges against you again."
"I know that all of this is your expedient measure. Are you looking for some reason to leave me? Then I don't want you to leave. I want to hold your...foot. I trapped you here, and you are cold His expression will make me sad, the rain in June..."
As he spoke, Lin Yu simply sang, but the tone...was really courageous.
Li Chengqian's suffocated tears came out, and dozens of grooves were drawn on the ground with his fingers, and his fingertips were all worn out.
"Please, stop singing and let me go!"
"No, no, I won't let you go. Unless you admit your mistake, I'll keep holding you."
"I was wrong, I was really wrong, Lin Yu, brother Lin, I admit my mistake, please let me go! Let me go to the latrine, I can't hold back anymore"
Lin Yu sighed, pretending to be a sissy, pinching the orchid finger,
"In order to leave me, you would not hesitate to tell such a lie. It really hurts my heart. Go, there is a kind of love called letting go, and giving up for love lasts forever. If I leave you to have everything, let love take me away..."
Li Chengqian crawled into the hut under the double torture of his stomach and ears. When he squatted down, he burst into tears, "Lin Yu, I'll beat you!"
Chapter 3 and seven, taking a medicinal bath
Li Chengqian pulled the flying sand and rocks inside, but finally let out a fart, and Lin Yu laughed in the dark outside.
Lin Yu shouted loudly,
"Prince, are you comfortable? Do you want me to find someone to sing and dance for you again, to help you have fun?"
Li Chengqian was trembling with anger, his eyes were blood red, and his teeth were clenching, but just as he raised his strength to rush to compete with Lin Yu, he plopped twice, his whole body was like a deflated ball.
"Lin Yu...I won't kill you, I swear I won't be human!"
"What? What are you talking about? I can't hear you!"
Lin Yu shouted loudly.
Li Chengqian held back his anger again,
"Forest……"
puff~
It's a flavorful roar.
Seeing that Li Chengqian would not be able to come out for a while, Lin Yu rolled his eyes and ran away.
Li Chengqian stayed for a while, and found that there was no sound outside, so he called out twice tentatively,
"Lin Yu!"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Why didn't you call out?"
There was finally no response from outside, and Li Chengqian suddenly felt that his body and mind had been sublimated, and squatting in the toilet was like sitting in a hall.
The world is also quiet.
After cleaning up, he was just about to get up when his stomach gurgled again. He had no choice but to continue squatting. Anyway, Lin Yu was gone, so it didn't matter how long he squatted.
However, a few minutes later, Li Chengqian heard the voice that made him despair again,
"Prince, I see that you are lonely squatting in the toilet by yourself, I will give you something to cheer you up! It's done!"
Li Chengqian collapsed in an instant, it was the first time in his life that he was so afraid of a person's voice, he was so aggrieved that he almost cried, he didn't know that the next few minutes would be the real hell.
A plate of hemp rope was thrown in from the outside. Li Chengqian asked what it was. As soon as he picked it up, the hemp rope split and exploded.
Li Chengqian was so frightened that he hurriedly threw it out, but not only did he not throw it out, but was bounced back to his neck.
Then the whole hut crackled, and there were screams from inside. From the outside, it looked like it was on fire, with green smoke curling up.
Lin Yu laughed so hard that he was about to lose his temper. Li Chengqian frantically scrambled inside, trying to hide, but he couldn't escape the ravages of the firecrackers.
In front of his eyes, he couldn't see anything except the flashing fire and the smoke that covered his eyes.
A few minutes later, the firecrackers were finally set off, and Li Chengqian was paralyzed in the latrine. He had only half his life left, but after being tossed by Lin Yu, he was left hanging in one breath.
Seeing this, Lin Yu clapped his hands, it was over, he said loudly,
"The prince is so handsome. When he goes to the toilet, he is like a thousand soldiers playing horses and charging into battle. Lin Yu admires, admires!"
After speaking, he strode away, and Li Chengqian almost fainted from crying in the toilet.
"Lin... Yu, I... I..."
puff!
Walking to the medicine room, Bai Qian asked worriedly,
"Master, how is the prince?"
Lin Yu glanced in the direction of the hut, and whistled lightly,
"I guess he's about to ascend to immortality. Hurry up and find that man-in-law to wash him up. Don't look at it. I'm afraid you won't be able to eat."
After finishing speaking, he changed into a doctor's professional attire again, and transformed himself into Li Chengqian's eyes.
Half an hour later, Li Chengqian cried so much that his throat became hoarse, and he lay half dead in the water tank.
The strange thing is that his mouth never stopped, and he cursed at Lin Yu's eighteenth generation of ancestors, pointing at their seniority.
Lin Yu, on the other hand, sat in the medicine room and sang ditties to his own enjoyment, cursing whenever he could, even he himself didn't know who his parents were, let alone his ancestors, so he scolded casually.
After another half an hour, Li Chengqian's complexion was pale, his mouth was dry, his eyes turned white, and he reckoned that he was about to recover.
And beside him was Du He, Lin Yu wondered why this sissy didn't dislike Li Chengqian?
That manure, plus the mud covered in it before, looks disgusting, and the smell is probably even stronger than that of a septic tank.
But Du He washed Li Chengqian from head to toe.
The most bizarre thing is that Li Chengqian refused to take a bath when he was pulled out, saying that it was ordered by the genius doctor, but in the end it was Lin Yu who told him to take a bath, and he did so.
Regarding this, Lin Yu was also extremely speechless.
After washing, Li Chengqian still had a bad smell, and his nose was choking even ten steps away. Lin Yu simply asked Bai Qian to get a large bucket of medicinal baths, and asked Du He to put Li Chengqian in it, then add water, and put it on the side. Fix an alcohol thermometer.
Li Chengqian said weakly,
"Genius doctor, I've been washing for half an hour. It's time to wash my body. If I continue washing, the skin will fall off."
Lin Yu covered her nose, stood far away and said,
"You are cleansed on the outside, but when the filth enters your body, you must wash it inside. You can't use external water, you have to take a medicinal bath to expel the filth from your body. If you don't wash, maybe something strange will happen again. If you get sick, don't blame me."
Hearing this, Li Chengqian broke out in a cold sweat,
"Wash, of course wash, the genius doctor, do it quickly!"
Lin Yu immediately nodded to Bai Qian, who took out the lighter and lit the firewood under the medicine barrel.
"Relax your body, close your eyes and listen while lying in it. Only when you have nothing outside your mind can you expel the filth from your body."
Li Chengqian did as Lin Yu said, one by one.
Then, Lin Yu asked Du He,
"Girl, can you cook?"
Du He nodded shyly, Lin Yu felt a sudden chill in his heart,
I just asked if you know how to cook, you're a shy brat?Thought I wanted to say goodbye to you?
"That...Bai Qian, follow this prescription to grab the medicine, and the master should take a medicinal bath for the prince."
Lin Yu wrote a few lines on the paper and handed it to Bai Qian.
When the latter saw it, his eyes were wide open again. He shook his head helplessly, and cast his pitiful eyes on Li Chengqian who was enjoying the medicinal bath.
After a while, Bai Qian came over with a big basket in his arms.
Lin Yu said to Du He,
"Come on, little girl, you tear this up and pour it in first."
He took out an oversized bag of hot pot ingredients from the basket, which was estimated to weigh two catties.
After Du He took it, he put it into the medicine barrel. Li Chengqian felt that something was wrong, and wanted to open his eyes to have a look, but was reminded by Lin Yu,
"Keep your mind clear, close your eyes and rest your mind."
So he straightened his body again and closed his eyes tightly.
Then, Lin Yu took out the onion, ginger and garlic for Fu,
"Chop these into fine pieces and pour them in."
Du He did so, and after a while, the unique aroma of hot pot came out from the medicine barrel.
Lin Yu asked Bai Qian to say,
"Look at the thermometer, don't exceed 75 degrees, or it will be troublesome if it is cooked."
Bai Qian covered her mouth and snickered, brought a bucket of cold water and waited beside her.
Lin Yu took out star anise, longan, tangerine peel, wolfberry from the basket...
Du He grabbed and filled the bucket one by one. After 10 minutes, the soup became thick and the whole room smelled of hot pot spices, which whetted the appetite.
Li Chengqian was soaking in the water, feeling hot and painful all over his body, and smelled a somewhat familiar smell. His stomach was empty before, but now his chest was pressed against his back.
He wanted to move, but was scolded by Lin Yu,
"Don't move around. At this time, the external anger is connecting with the fire poison in your body, so as to force out the filth in your body. If you are restless, be careful of fire poison attacking your heart, and belch on the spot. When the time comes, Da Luo Jinxian will come I can't save you either."
Li Chengqian immediately became quiet again, the sweat on his head continued to protrude, and Du He wiped his forehead thoughtfully.
"Is... is the water hot?"
"It's hot! What should I put next?"
Du He asked in a low voice, timidly, Nuonuo really looked like a girl from a small family.
"Break these eggs in, remember, don't break them, beat them into poached eggs, will you?"
"meeting!"
Du He cracked all six eggs in, and Lin Yu didn't even look at how they were beating inside, because he couldn't hide his bright smile even though he was wearing a mask, so he could only turn around pretending to be deep.
"Cut up that carrot."
"And shiitake mushrooms!"
"By the way, chop the cabbage and wait until it's put in. This thing will be cooked after rinsing, and it will rot easily if it is cooked for a long time."
"Ah, this Flammulina velutipes is a good thing. Throw it in and cook it well. It's not easy to cook."
"..."
All kinds of accessories were thrown into the medicine barrel, and there was a smell of vegetables in the house.
Du He also became more and more strange as he released more ingredients. These are all vegetables, how can they be used as medicinal baths?And it smells... nice.When he added ingredients to it, he couldn't help but want to take a sip and taste it.
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