i have a suite in tang dynasty
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Under Ling Xue's persistent questioning, Lin Yu explained,
"This steel wool ball, the steel wool ball is a kind of thing for washing pots. Generally, big stars like you who don't touch the spring water with their fingers will not understand."
"But, what's so fun about washing the pot? It's very boring. It's covered in water." "You don't understand this? It's something that rich ladies like to play. When they were young, they were The husband was oppressed, and he had to cook and wash the dishes every day. Later, after the husband died of illness, they got a lot of money, so they wanted to turn around
Under her identity, she specially spent money to hire those handsome men to take the blame for her, as revenge for the men. "
Ling Xue frowned,
"Ah, there are such perverted people? It's really psychologically twisted."
Lin Yu said with shame,
"Yes, if you don't have psychological distortion, how can you do such a thing?"
Seeing that Ling Xue wanted to ask questions, Lin Yu hurriedly asked her to order food, but she shook her head and said,
"I'm tired of eating these dishes, and I'm still losing weight. I can't eat foods with too many calories."
"Then what do you want to eat?"
Lin Yu looked puzzled, thinking that this star is too difficult to serve, right?
Unexpectedly, Ling Xue laughed and said,
"I want to eat spicy sticks!"
"What the hell?"
"Spicy sticks!"
Ling Xue repeated it again, but was denied by Lin Yu,
"No, the spicy sticks are too dirty and unhygienic. If you still have diarrhea after eating, then I will be blamed? You should order food, at least you can rest assured here."
Unexpectedly, Ling Xue immediately turned her face away,
"If you don't take me to eat spicy noodles, then the live broadcast...forget it, save my time and trouble, hum!"
When Lin Yu heard this, she thought to herself, this is not good, since the other party wants to eat, then take her to eat, anyway, there is nothing wrong with eating a pack or two.
But when it was time to buy spicy sticks, Lin Yu almost cried.
Ling Xue pushed the trolley and charged in the supermarket. She was wrapped tightly like a mummy, but it didn't affect her flexibility at all.
Every time I ran to a kind of spicy strips, I would buy them after just looking at them.
"This, this is good."
"And this, this, that."
"Wow, it turns out that there is also this kind of [-] cents spicy strips here. It's great. When I was young, I saw other children eating this, and my saliva almost flowed out. I must eat enough today."
In this way, Ling Xue bought a shopping cart full of spicy strips. When Lin Yu finally checked out, "Hello, sir, you spent a total of 340 yuan and [-] cents. Do you pay in cash or online banking?"
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"Hey, eat slowly, eat slowly, don't worry, no one will grab you!"
Lin Yu and Ling Xue were squatting in a corner eating spicy sticks, holding half a bag in his hand, looking at Ling Xue who was gobbling up like a refugee who had been starving for three days, he couldn't believe that this was someone who was The most anticipated star on the screen.
Ling Xue ate heartily,
"Delicious, so delicious."
"This tastes good!"
"And this, wow, it also smells like seafood."
“The beef tastes good too.”
"My God, Weilong, what I dream of..."
Ling Xue was as happy as a child, her mouth was full of spicy sticks, and the circle of her lips was covered with red oil. Even if she took off her sunglasses and hat at this time, no one would recognize her as a star.
Lin Yu couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded,
"Hey, if you want to eat, let's eat somewhere else? Why are you at the corner of the street?"
"Oh, you don't understand. It's called feelings. I recalled the first time I ate spicy noodles in college. At that time, I just squatted in the corner and ate it. But I haven't eaten it yet."
Lin Yu was speechless.
"Don't tell me you haven't eaten spicy strips since you graduated."
"Eat it,"
Ling Xue replied pitifully,
"Twice, this is the second time. Because my aunt was too strict with me, she didn't let me eat this kind of snacks at all. She said it would make me fat. Then I didn't eat it."
Lin Yu was speechless for a while, "I don't know how many girls who love food have been deceived by the word "fat". There is no way, in the ideology of women, the mouth is more important than the body."
In the end, Ling Xue was full after eating the spicy strips. She covered her mouth and burped a few times, but Lin Yu was quite shocked. With such a big life, it was the first time he saw someone hiccup while eating spicy strips.
Lingxue wiped her mouth contentedly, she lazily said happily,
"Wow, it's so cool. It's the first time I've grown up to eat spicy noodles. It's so refreshing. But there's still so much here, don't waste it!"
As he said that, he wanted to tear another pack of spicy strips, but was stopped by Lin Yu,
"Hey, are you dying? You will have diarrhea after eating so much. If your manager finds out, he will definitely scold you."
Ling Xue looked at the one with more than half of the bag left, her eyes were full of regret,
"But you can't throw away so much. It's hard to get a cup of tea and a meal, so give it to me."
Lin Yu hurriedly snatched it and carried it behind her,
"Come on, is this rice? Don't eat it. I'll treat you to it when I have time. Put these here first."
Ling Xue pouted and looked at Lin Yu, showing a pitiful expression, Lin Yu was also speechless, aren't you a big star?Where's your aloofness?For a few packs of spicy strips, he exposed his true nature.
Finally, after Lin Yu's ideological education, Ling Xue finally agreed to let Lin Yu take the remaining spicy sticks, but during the period of time she stayed in Shencheng, Ling Xue would give her spicy sticks to eat every day.
Lin Yu had no choice but to agree. In this way, a few packs of spicy strips concluded the matter. After sending Ling Xue back to the villa, Lin Yu felt a little dreamy.
When he got home, it was almost nine o'clock in the evening. As soon as he entered the living room, he saw the three fat guys carrying footwashing water, a foot wipe, and coffee in the third.
Seeing that Lan Ying, who was leaning on the sofa with a mask on her face as soon as he came back, didn't even open her eyes, she asked,
"Where are you going?"
"Go out to dinner."
Lin Yu changed his shoes, then asked the fat man,
"You three didn't hang out with them? Won't you make good use of such a good opportunity?"
boom!
Before she finished speaking, Lan Ying slapped the armrest of the sofa,
"Be honest, what did you do today?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Yu became angry.
"Hey, let me say, what are you yelling about?"
Lan Ying snapped her fingers,
"Hao Ren, tell me."
Hao Ren smiled at Lin Yu,
"I'm sorry brother, there's no way, the goddess forced me, it's not me who betrayed you."
"Ok?"
Lan Ying hummed, and Hao Ren hurriedly said loudly
"Return to Goddess, Lin Yu took us to play with a group of Internet celebrity female anchors today!"
When Lin Yu heard this, his jaw dropped in shock. He pointed at Hao Ren and cursed,
"Hey, I said you kid is looking for thorns, isn't it? I spent so much effort to find you some Internet celebrities and let you choose to be your girlfriend, but you dare to sue me later? Look at me today. I can't clean you up."
Upon hearing this, Lan Ying tore off the mask, took her feet out of the basin, gave Lin Yu a look, turned her head and left.
As the sound of going upstairs gradually diminished, there was a sudden bang on the door, and several people stared wide-eyed.
Lin Yu was so angry that his nose was smoking, and he roared,
"Hao Ren, what do you mean?"
The Hao people wept with mournful faces,
"Lin Yu, it's really not my fault. I, Hao Ren, swear to the sky with my personality, I definitely didn't betray you."
"Fart, you have a fart personality!"
"Really, I promise you, promise?"
Seeing that Lin Yu was rushing up, Hao Ren didn't dare to move, and hurriedly explained, but how could Lin Yu listen?When he was about to go up to fix it, Dong Hao spoke,
"Lin Yu, it's really not his fault. The main reason is that we went to the bar with those Internet celebrities today, and our sister-in-law happened to drive to see me after we came out. So..."
Lin Yu wants to cry but has no tears,
"So what? I obviously didn't go, I ran away a long time ago, why do you want to implicate me? Brother, can we not cheat brother?"
Donghao also shrugged helplessly,
"We don't want to either, but sister-in-law insists on us explaining, so we can't violate our conscience, right?"
"You have a conscience, you just want to blame me, don't you? Okay, the three of you can really do it."
Lin Yu asked the three of them to talk, Fatty and the others seemed to realize their mistake, and they all lowered their heads and did not argue.
In the end, Lin Yu sat on the sofa weakly. He held his forehead and sighed uncontrollably.
After a while, the fat man sat beside him, put his arm on his shoulder and said,
"How about this, why don't you go over and apologize to her now? A woman is here to be coaxed. After coaxing, it will be sunny."
"What if I can't coax you well?"
"This one……"
The flesh on the fat man's face twitched a few times,
"Then it's you who's finished."
At this time, Donghao came up with an idea and said,
"How about you play steel wool too? Maybe she will like it?"
"Fuck you, I'm not a pervert."
Lin Yu wished that a basin of foot washing water would be poured on this ignorant head, but Dong Hao said aggrievedly,
"I mean, what if my sister-in-law likes it?"
"She's not that perverted, what kind of bad idea did she come up with, why don't you try it yourself?"
"I would like to, but will you let me go?"
Suddenly Lin Yu felt very tired.
Hao Ren patted his thigh and said, "Hey, don't lie down. If you don't apologize this time, I don't think you will even have the chance to apologize in the future. Hurry up, sooner rather than later. From my experience, this When women are the most sensitive, as long as you lower your head a little, admit your mistake
, I promise to forgive you. "
"You have a fart experience, where is your girlfriend?"
Lin Yu's rebuttal made him speechless, Hao Ren touched his nose guiltily, and looked away.
After lying down for a while, Lin Yu finally felt that he couldn't go on any longer. He jumped up suddenly, startling the three of them.
Fatty: "What's the matter? Are you dancing?"
Lin Yu: "No, I have to talk to her. Women can't be used to it. If they don't fight for three days, they will go to the house to expose the tiles."
Hearing this, Hao Ren gave a thumbs up,
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