i have a suite in tang dynasty

Cheng Yaojin let out a hey,

"I said that you black-skinned abacus is very loud, and you want two jars of Penglai immortal wine from me in one bite. Do you know how much money this thing costs?"

"Forget it. I have plenty at home. My son has a good relationship with Lin Yu. Get me a lot."

Yuchi Jingde started to show off his precious son again, Cheng Yaojin was not far behind,

"My son and Lin Yu are sworn brothers, and they bought me a lot of good wine."

Yuchi Jingde replied,

"My son is the fifth son, and your son is only the sixth son. Why don't you ask my son to call him fifth brother?"

"Hey, I said you are a big black man, what do you usually do when you deal with rough things, but now you look so fine. How much difference can you make between the sixth and the fifth?"

The two fought and bickered, neither of them convinced the other.

But after all, as he got older, even Yuchi Jingde's dark face was flushed red.

Seeing this, Cheng Chumo shouted,

"Brother, hurry up and save my father and Uncle Yuchi."

Lin Yu responded, and immediately turned the steering wheel, rushed away from the crowd, and came to Cheng Yaojin's side

At this moment, Cheng Yaojin was so tired that he was almost speechless, and after Cheng Chumo came and dealt with most of the Turkic army, he and Yuchi Jingde had a chance to relax.

The two bent down and supported the ground with their weapons, panting heavily, Cheng Yaojin also accused Cheng Chumo

"It's fine with you kid, it's cool to kill yourself, and you don't even care about your father's life."

Cheng Chumo was very wronged, he said while shooting,

"Father, it's fine for you to stay in there well, why run out, it's too dangerous here."

"Dangerous fart, when I rode into thousands of troops alone, you didn't know which rock crevice you were staying in."

Cheng Chumo was speechless, but Yuchi Jingde said,

"Come on, you're going to ride thousands of horses and horses alone. It's hard to get on a horse with your body."

Then he silently praised Cheng from above the skylight,

"Boy, don't listen to this old guy. You are much more powerful now than your father was. He used to call himself the devil king every day, but he was nailed to the crotch by Bodang with three arrows. He didn't even dare to fart. Haha"

When Cheng Yaojin saw that his scandal was exposed, he wanted to fight with him, but was stopped by Li Tai.

"Duke E, Duke Lu, don't quarrel, the situation is critical now, please move into the car."

However, Li Tai's kindness was completely ignored by the two big bosses.

Lin Yu opened the car window,

"Cheng Bo, Wei Chi Bo, get in the car, there will be more intense battles in a while, I promise you will kill them quickly."

When the two heard this, they suddenly regained their spirits.

"Does the enemy have backup?"

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde met eyes, "Get in the car!"

Chapter 381, let me have a taste

Lin Yu drove the car and started to charge again. When Cheng Yaojin's head hit the windshield and exploded, he held his heart,

"Hey, this is too bloody, isn't it? I said, Lin Yu, what the hell is this thing of yours? So ruthless? Why didn't I find out before."

"Father, this is called a car, my elder brother's exclusive mount. It's amazing."

Yuchi Jingde patted the seat curiously and said,

"Oh, this is really a good mount. I have never seen it before."

"You haven't seen much."

Cheng Yaojin took the opportunity to say,

"Bump."

Yuchi Jingde got angry immediately, rolled up his sleeves and was about to start working, but was stopped by Cheng Chumo who was sitting between them,

"Father, Uncle Yuchi, let's stop making trouble for now, you two can fight whatever you want after it's over, okay?"

"Hey, you dare to teach your father a lesson. I think your wings have grown hard and you want to fly, don't you?"

As Cheng Yaojin said, he reached out and grabbed Cheng Chumo's head to choke his throat.

Lin Yu said,

"The two uncles stop for now. There are some watermelons in the back of my car. Sixth brother, take them out for the two uncles to taste."

Cheng Chumo moved the armchair a little, and reached out to fish a watermelon from the ice.

When Cheng Yaojin saw the shiny green watermelon, his eyes stared like copper bells for two days, and so did Yuchi Jingde, he exclaimed,

"Is this a watermelon? Lin Yu, where did you get it? Could it be a gift from the emperor?"

Cheng Chumo explained,

"Uncle Yuchi, my elder brother got this from overseas, it's much sweeter than the emperor's."

"Lin Yu, you are really amazing, you can get everything, tell me what else you can't get."

Taking advantage of Yuchi Jingde's astonishment and exclamation, Cheng Yaojin scooped up the whole watermelon in his arms, and gnawed it without cutting it.

Angrily, Yuchi Jingde blew his beard and stared, and reached out to grab it, but was stopped by Cheng Chumo,

"Uncle Yuchi, I'll get you another one, there are plenty here."

Yuchi Jingde hugged the watermelon and said cursingly,

"You're still a sensible kid. Don't imitate your father. You look like you haven't eaten in 800 years."

Cheng Yaojin responded while biting,

"Hey, it's as if you ate watermelon in 800 years. Don't eat any kind, and give it to me if you don't eat it."

As he said that, he was about to stretch out his hand to grab it, this time Yuchi Jingde was tightly protecting the watermelon.

Lin Yu broke a bloody path again and came to Li Shimin.

"Escort, escort!"

The guards protecting Li Shimin hurriedly waited for him to save money. No matter how frightened they were in the face of this huge monster, they must protect the emperor's safety. This is the Imperial Forest Army.

Lin Yu opened the car door and got out of the car.

"Your Majesty, you are startled, come up and have a seat?"

Li Shimin was also very scared at first, after all, the car was almost washed with blood, and there were still some internal organs hanging on the front cover of the car.

But after Li Tai also came down, he eased up a bit, Li Tai said,

"Father, it's too dangerous here, you'd better get in the car first, with the elder brother here, no one can hurt you."

Li Shimin looked at Li Tai, then at Li Shimin, and nodded.

But at this moment, a minister beside him stopped him,

"The emperor can't, the emperor is a dragon, how can he ride in the same car with the common people?"

Immediately, Lin Yu's complexion became very ugly, and he didn't want to be a dick to the minister, and said directly to Li Shimin,

"If the emperor dislikes the grassroots, then forget it, anyway, the car is quite crowded. If you don't come, we will leave first."

After speaking, he sat back in the main driver. Li Shimin didn't even think about it this time, and said hastily,

"Sit, I will sit here."

Those ministers wanted to stop them, but they were severely reprimanded by Li Shimin before they shut up.

Li Tai sat in the back row, and Li Shimin sat in the co-pilot.

Originally, five people could sit in the back, but Cheng Chumo and Cheng Yaojin's pieces were too big, and four people could make Li Tai feel aggrieved.

"The emperor is ready, let's go!"

Lin Yu fastened Li Shimin's seat belt, fueled up, and rushed out with a snort.

Li Shimin was not ready, and his back was pressed against the backrest. He was amazed by the sudden heart twitching feeling.

Regarding this, Cheng Yaojin, who sat in the back and ate happily, said,

"Your Majesty, this is the first time you took a car, just take a few more rides and get used to it."

Yuchi Jingde then said,

"Come on, I think it's your first time riding. But don't say it, it's really cool in here. Haha, Lin Yu, get me a mount like this one day, and the old man will ride out to see the scenery."

"Okay, that's easy. I'll teach you how to drive afterward."

When Cheng Yaojin heard this, he was not happy,

"Lin Yu, but you, a big black man, can't do it. No matter what my son says, you are also sworn brothers. You can't treat one more favorably than another."

"Haha, of course Uncle Cheng has one too. Bao Lin and Chu Mo are my good brothers."

At this time, Li Shimin said,

"Brother Yu, then I..."

"Didn't your majesty just dislike him and didn't want to sit? You don't want this."

When Lin Yu said this, Li Shimin curled his mouth and said,

"That's what Zhou Aiqing said just now, but I never said that. You see, Li Tai is still your second brother, so you have to treat him equally, right?"

"Your Majesty, you don't leave the gate every day, and you don't open the second gate. What kind of car do you drive? I think it's better to give the fourth prince a horse and let him take you out for a drive."

Cheng Yaojin said jokingly.

When Li Shimin heard this, he was unhappy, and he looked back

"Why can you drive, but I can't? If I have a car, I will definitely travel every day. By then..."

Before he finished speaking, his eyes fell on the green-skinned and red-soiled thing in Cheng Yaojin's hand, and he pointed to the watermelon and asked,

"What are you?"

When Cheng Yaojin heard it, he was immediately happy. He pushed the watermelon forward,

"Your Majesty, don't you know this? Didn't you still eat just now?" Li Shimin was dumbfounded. He remembered that Hou Junji only brought twelve. He ate one yesterday and distributed nine to the ministers today. Eat one, save one to eat slowly, but unexpectedly the last watermelon ran into Cheng Yaojin's hands

.

"You, you actually stole my watermelon, you, what should you do?"

Cheng Yaojin said aggrievedly,

"The Emperor Mingjian, this is really not your watermelon. Your watermelon is not so sweet."

"Where is the one that isn't mine? Could it be that there is a 13th watermelon in the entire Tang Dynasty?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the car burst into laughter, and Yuchi Jingde picked up the watermelon in his arms and said,

"Your Majesty, then this is the No. 14 watermelon! Haha."

Li Shimin was also confused, Cheng Yaojin went on to say,

"Your Majesty, there are many more watermelons that you regard as precious. Lin Yu, why don't you get one for the Emperor?"

Lin Yu nodded in agreement, but it was difficult when Cheng Chumo asked for it.

Because the back seat is too crowded, the backrest cannot be opened at all, and the watermelon in the trunk cannot be reached.If you want to get it, you have to get out of the car.

But Lin Yu was still in the chaos at this time, how could he stop the car just to get a watermelon?

So Li Shimin could only watch Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde gnawing watermelon with longing eyes, it was a delight to eat.

I really can't bear to watch this anymore, so I might as well look away from the car window.

But the sound of eating was still echoing in the car, and the sweet smell of the watermelon made people drool.

Finally Li Shimin complained,