i have a suite in tang dynasty

Chapter 443, bragging force not to draft

"If you want to say that the most delicious things in Chang'an City are the hot pot in Yellow Crane Tower and the Penglai Immortal Brew in Xinghualou."

Cheng Yaojin put a piece of meatball in his mouth to chew, and took another mouthful of Moutai, tsk, not to mention how comfortable it is.

Yuchi Jingde was also sneaky and gobbled it up. When he saw Li Shimin's eyes were not on him, he quickly took two bites. His mouth hurt from burning, but he was satisfied.

When Li Shimin talked to him, he chewed slowly, so that Li Shimin couldn't keep laughing at him for his lack of wink.

In fact, Li Shimin was also very anxious. Seeing that the shabu-shabu ingredients that Lin Yu brought in were decreasing little by little, and he had to keep the majesty of the emperor in mind, he only picked up a small meatball from time to time to satisfy his appetite.

The four of them didn't say anything else, just talked about the anti-Sui uprising back then, what Li Shimin, Yuchi Jingde, and Cheng Yaojin said was full of enthusiasm.

From time to time, laughter came from the hall.

In this way, before they knew it, the four of them had been eating for two or three hours.

Both Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde are talented, if it weren't for Lin Yu's many materials, they would probably be staring at each other.

After a rough calculation, the four of them ate at least 3000 taels of silver.

Among them, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde had to eat [-] yuan, Lin Yu hardly moved his chopsticks, and Li Shimin ate the rest.

After drinking and eating, several people leaned on the back of the chair to rest with their stomachs outstretched.

Because Yuchi Jingde and Cheng Yaojin drink very well, they are also a little dizzy at the moment.After all, these two drank almost three bottles, and the remaining bottle was shared between Li Shimin and Lin Yu.

As a result, a few people no longer stick to the etiquette of the monarch and his ministers, and start talking, and finally brag about it.

Cheng Yaojin: "Do you know why the Sui army was frightened as long as I reported my name Cheng Yaojin back then? Because when I put my Xuanhua ax on the ground, it became a canal. Once I leaned on the mountain, That mountain will be cracked." Yuchi Jingde said with a smile: "You just blow it up. Others don't know your details, so I don't know? When you occupied the mountain and became king, if Qin Shubao hadn't repaired it for you If you were pulled into the emperor's camp, you would have been suppressed long ago. To put it mildly, you should be

At the beginning, he was the devil king of the world, but to put it bluntly, he was a bandit and robber, and there were only two of you in one mountain belt, one was the head of the family and the other was the second head of the family. "You fart, do you know the two mountains of Dongliao and Xiliao in front of Liaoshan City?"It was originally a mountain, but once I was drunk and couldn't find the way out of the mountain, I stretched my arms, raised the xuanhua ax and made a move to split Huashan Mountain, the mountain was immediately divided into two

Half, since then there have been two mountains, Dongliao and Xiliao. If you don’t believe me, go to Liaocheng to see it now. "

"What are you? It's just splitting a mountain of Hua. My pair of maces are the real treasure." Yuchi Jingde waved his hand and said nonchalantly.

Cheng Yaojin was still not convinced, "What's so great about your two broken fire sticks? They can't even peel a pear."

"Hey! That's because you are short-sighted!" Yuchi Jingde stroked his beard and said,

"My tiger-headed mace is a part of the ancient magic weapon. Those who get this mace are born to assist the emperor's ministers."

"Heh, you're not blowing it lightly. Did you know that you were the hero who founded the country right after you were born? Are you going to assist the emperor to put down the war?" Cheng Yaojin said with curled lips.

Yuchi Jingde stared, then laughed loudly,

"That's natural. My tiger-headed mace was transformed from a sword that was broken by Huangdi Xuanyuan's clan when he fought against the lord Chi You. The holder of this mace must be attached to the real dragon emperor in order to achieve great things. .”

Lin Yu smiled, thinking that Yuchi Jingde must have watched the video in the mp5 he sent.He remembered that there seemed to be a TV series about the war between the Yellow Emperor and Chi You.

I didn't expect to be able to learn and use it. I guess Cheng Yaojin hasn't seen it yet.

When Cheng Yaojin heard this, he was not calm, even the Yellow Emperor came out, so he changed his mind and regained his proud expression,

"That's nothing, do you know what my Xuanhua ax is made of?"

"What?"

"When the heavens and the earth first opened, everything was in chaos, and the heavens and the earth had not yet been separated, the world was like a huge egg, and a giant named Pangu was conceived in the egg."

As soon as these words came out, Li Shimin and Yuchi Jingde looked at Cheng Yaojin intently.

"Pangu felt that the world was too dark, so he grabbed the ax that was symbiotic with him and slashed into the darkness. The sky and the earth were divided into two. The white rose and became the sky, and the black sank and became the earth. And in his hand The person with the ax is the god-opening ax."

Hearing this, Yuchi Jingde asked: "What is the relationship between Pangu's Heaven-opening Axe and your broken wood-cutting axe? Could it be that your ax is the God-opening Axe?"

Cheng Yaojin glanced at him, and said: "Ignorance!" He continued: "When Kaitianshen Ax was splitting the world, it touched an unknown object, which was very hard. So Kaitianshen Ax was A horn blade collapsed, and that horn blade was found and refined by my ancestors, resulting in

This Xuanhua axe! "

Speaking of this, he slapped the table: "So, although my Xuanhua ax doesn't have the power to open the god's axe, it is still possible to split mountains and rivers with one strike."

After Lin Yu heard this, he laughed loudly: "It seems that Cheng Bo's Xuanhua ax is even better. It turned out to be a relic of Pangu, the ancestor who created the world."

Cheng Yaojin proudly raised his chin at Yuchi Jingde,

"Da Laohei, let me ask you if you accept it or not?"

Yuchi Jingde opened his mouth but had nothing to say, he moved Pangu out, what else could he do?This is truly the pioneer of the world.

But he was not willing to admit defeat, the two of them had been competing for a lifetime, could it be that they couldn't beat bragging?

He rolled his eyes, looked at Lin Yu, and said, "You are only a little stronger at most, don't you still have the emperor and Lin Yu?"

Li Shimin was dumbfounded when he heard it. He found it unbelievable what these two people said. Let alone the truth of the matter, he couldn't think of such an idea. In the end, Lin Yu made a rescue.

"Haha, Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, the Ninth Five-Year Supreme. He is a figure who controls the world in this era. He doesn't need external objects at all. As long as there are two uncles around, it is enough to guard the land."

This sentence is three words, and it praised three people at once. After hearing this, Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were all very happy. Didn't this speak to their hearts?

A courtier wants others to say that he is loyal, and an emperor likes others to praise his authority.

But Cheng Yaojin asked again: "Then what treasure do you have, take it out and have a look?"

Lin Yu tapped his phone on the table.

The other three stared at each other, not knowing what it was.

Lin Yu explained, "This thing is called a mobile phone. It covers everything in the world and records thousands of years of history. With it, even if it is thousands of miles away, it is like being close to each other. Not only that, it also records the life and death of a person. Anyone who is recorded No one can escape fate

cage.So, it also has the function of life and death book. "

When he said this, the other three were stunned.

Yuchi Jingde reached out his hand to touch it, but he didn't dare to touch it, and asked, "Is this thing really so magical?"

"Of course."

Lin Yu said smugly,

"Do you know what the world looked like before Pangu opened the sky?"

Cheng Yaojin said, "Isn't that the world is chaotic and pitch black?" Lin Yu shook his head, "That is this world. As the saying goes, there is a sky beyond this world, and there is a wider world beyond this world. It is called the fairy world. , There are four main gods in the fairy world, who govern hundreds of millions of gods. One is called Hongjun Patriarch, the other is Kunpeng Taoist Ancestor,

The third is Nuwa Shangshen, and the fourth is Lu Ya Daojun."

When the three of them heard this, they couldn't help being greatly surprised. This was the first time they had heard of such a statement.

Everyone pricked up their ears and listened attentively. "And Pangu was just a disciple of Hongjun's sect. Because he didn't listen carefully, he was punished by Hongjun into a world of darkness and darkness. Later, there was a saying that Pangu opened the world. Therefore, the ancients have a saying: first there is One day after Hongjun, Lu Ya Daojun will return

in front. "

At this time, Li Shimin pointed out, "What does the mobile phone have to do with it?" Lin Yu smiled slightly, holding the mobile phone and said: "One of the four main gods, Nuwa God, has a congenital treasure called Jiangshan Sheji Map. It includes everything in the fairy world. A strand of fairy energy as small as the hair in the picture can crush a mountain when it escapes.

"

"Ah? Such a god?" Cheng Yaojin was quite surprised.

"That's right!" Old God Lin Yu nodded, "Later, in order to inherit the great tradition of immortality, Nu Wa divided the map of Jiangshan Sheji into three thousand incarnations and passed it on to the world. My mobile phone is one of the three thousand incarnations." "What?" The three were shocked, and when they looked at the phone again, their eyes were filled with reverence.

Chapter 444, selling cars

Lin Yu's status suddenly rose, and the three of them were dizzy. They didn't know whether they really respected the "life experience" of the mobile phone, or admired Lin Yu's bragging ability.

"But..."

Lin Yu shouted loudly, drawing the attention of the three of them from the phone to him,

"I still have a treasure, which is more useful than a mobile phone!"

"What treasure?"

"You have all seen it before, it is my mount - a car! Driving this thing, you can shuttle through thousands of troops at will without getting hurt."

Lin Yu's introduction made everyone's eyes bright. The three of them had long been envious of Lin Yu's mount. Before that, Li Shimin wanted to ask Lin Yu for one even though he was brazen.

At this moment, Lin Yu suddenly mentioned that Li Shimin was half awake from the wine,

"That is indeed a good mount, but unfortunately... there is only one."

Cheng Yaojin sighed, and when he spoke, his eyes kept glancing at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu pretended to be embarrassing and said: "This... well, it doesn't matter if I give you a few, a car is only one million taels of silver."

"100?"

Upon hearing this number, Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin, and Yuchi Jingde were completely sober.

This figure is almost all the family property of Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde. These two are clean and honest officials. This amount of money was originally because Li Shimin was afraid that they would have a bad life, so he insisted on fortifying them.

But a car costs so much money, I was shocked.

And 100 million is also a big number for Li Shimin. You must know that the entire Youzhou only received 200 million in military pay.

That's a state, twelve counties, and millions of people, and so much was handed over in the end.

But think about it again when Lin Yu was driving a car and galloping on the battlefield, and thousands of soldiers and horses were helpless against him.

And killing people like hemp, wherever they pass, corpses are strewn all over the field.

Such a big killer, if it costs 100 million, it is not too expensive.

If three chariots rushed into the enemy army at the same time and killed all directions, the local army's morale would be completely confused.

This can definitely control the outcome of a battlefield.

As soon as he thought of this, Li Shimin's heart was completely tied to the car.

Li Shimin asked some questions about the car on the sidelines, and Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde also had bright eyes.

But they are all elders in front of Lin Yu, if they let the younger generation give them such expensive things, how can they let go of this face?

But if you spend money to buy it, tsk tsk, even if Li Shimin bears the price, it will not be comfortable. After all, he exchanged gold with Lin Yu before, and then rewarded so much, the national treasury gold has gone down by half.

Seeing that the three of them were all moved, Lin Yu said, "Actually, my car is a high-end car, specially used for fighting on the battlefield. I also have some ordinary vehicles at my place. They are much cheaper than this one. It’s about [-] yuan.”

When they said 100 million just now, the three of them were in despair. At this time, a [-] yuan was suddenly issued, which immediately ignited the light of hope for them.

"It's really only one hundred thousand?"

Cheng Yaojin grabbed Lin Yu's wrist and asked with a serious expression.

Lin Yu nodded.

Yuchi Jing pulled his other wrist, "It's not gold, is it?"

"Absolute silver! But the number is not many, only ten."

Li Shimin stood up abruptly and knocked down the stool, "Brother Yu, I want five cars! Now let someone fetch the money for you and send it to your house."

As soon as Li Shimin opened his mouth, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were both dumbfounded. Unexpectedly, Li Shimin didn't even give in. It would take five cars to get up, can they drive away?

"I want one!"

"I want one too!"

Lin Yu was about to be torn apart by the two, he said quickly,

"Take it easy, two uncles, each of you has it, and I said that if I want to give it to you, I will never ask for a penny."

Unexpectedly, Lin Yu's generosity was not welcomed by the two old generals.

Cheng Yaojin said: "No, this is not a small money. If you give away 10 taels, I dare not accept it! You must keep this money. If you don't take it, you will look down on me, and I will definitely not accept your car." I won't accept it."

Yuchi Jingde also said, "That's right, one hundred thousand, you can't miss a single word, I'm in a hurry with you if you miss one more thing. I'll send it to you later. By the way, when can the car be delivered?"

Li Shimin also said: "I am a dignified king of a country, can't afford to pay a mere 50?"

Lin Yu was so embarrassed, he thought to himself, how much money do you have in the national treasury, and you don't have any b numbers in your heart?

But of course that's not what you said. If someone insists on sending money from you, would you refuse?Only a fool would refuse!

"In this case, I have no choice but to accept it reluctantly."

"That's right. Buying and selling is justified. If you don't charge money, we think there is a conspiracy in it."

Cheng Yaojin laughed twice, patted Lin Yu on the shoulder and said.

"But there is a problem."

Lin Yu's words made the originally relaxed and happy atmosphere tense again.