i have a suite in tang dynasty

Chapter 495, is it okay to pee?

All the ministers looked in the direction of the last voice, and saw a person at the door holding an AK47 in his left hand, his right hand in his trouser pocket, and a cigarette in his mouth, walking slowly, looking down on life and death Make pie.

Li Shimin asked,

"Brother Yu, what did you mean by that just now?"

"Isn't my meaning clear enough? I want to see who is in the court who blows a little Turk into the sky."

He glanced sharply at all the officials present.

Those people all lowered their heads, for fear of meeting his eyes.

"A Turkic king scares you like this? You really have the guts! Did Datang raise you a bunch of trash just to flatter others?"

Li Tai said happily,

"Brother is right, my Great Tang doesn't raise trash. So what about the Turkic king? It's just because my Great Tang doesn't like to fight, that's why I made so many requests."

Lin Yu nodded approvingly, walked to the other side and said,

"As expected of my good brother. Have backbone!"

Then he looked at the ministers who were the most vocal before,

"It's not like some people who eat people's food and don't do human affairs. They make others prestige and destroy their own ambitions. Hehe"

Wei Zheng couldn't listen anymore, so he reprimanded,

"Lin Yu, how can the imperial court allow you to slander important officials of the imperial court?"

"Did I slander? Did I say something wrong? Especially you, Wei Zheng, the previous 40 big boards, it seems that you didn't beat me up, and you started to be a demon in just a few days?"

"You, Lin Yuxiu want to..."

"What's wrong with me? Come on, tell me what's wrong with me slowly? What do I want? Tell me,"

Lin Yu pointed his gun at Wei Zheng's lower body, so frightened that the latter didn't dare to say a word, Lin Yu suddenly roared again,

"Say!"

Then Wei Zheng suddenly became wet underneath?

Lin Yu took the gun and looked at the opponent's pants with contempt,

"Yo, do your thighs sweat a lot?"

Wei Zheng gritted his teeth and refused to reconcile. In front of many ministers, he was so scared that he peed his pants. His old face was completely lost today.

Lin Yu moved the muzzle of the gun to the crowd again, and the ministers of those people all ran away in fear.

he asked with a smile,

"Just now I seem to have vaguely heard someone saying that they want to give me a confession. Who is it? Stand up and let me see. Are you brave enough to admit it?"

Then, the gun was pointed at Wei Zheng again,

"Is it you?"

Wei Zheng waited for him viciously, Lin Yu moved the muzzle of the gun down to the bottom of the opponent's legs,

"I'll ask you again, is it you?"

Wei Zheng still didn't answer.

Boom!

The sudden gunshot frightened Wei Zheng to sit on the ground, and the rest of the officials hurried to avoid it, fearing that they would be affected.

Li Shimin sat on the stage, watching the scene with a cold face, and he couldn't organize it, after all, he was the one who denied Li Tai's idea just now.

According to ordinary people's understanding, half of the meaning is to push Lin Yu out, so we can only discuss it after Lin Yu has finished venting his anger.

"Lin Yu, you dare to severely injure an important official of the country in the court, what should you do?"

Someone pointed at Lin Yu and scolded him, Lin Yu said disdainfully,

"Not guilty!"

boom!

Another shot hit Wei Zheng's feet, frightening the latter to rub his hind legs on the ground, shouting in panic,

"Not me, not me!"

"really not?"

"No, I never said that!"

Wei Zheng quickly changed his words, and the other ministers who were full of desire to survive felt ashamed.

Lin Yu pointed at the other party's nose,

"Then tell me who said it? If you can't find out, then I'll take you first!"

Wei Zheng cast his eyes on many ministers, and those people suddenly felt a strong danger descending on their heads.

Wei Zheng's face was full of pain, he never thought that he, a dignified old man, would be forced to identify others by a commoner in the court, what kind of humiliation is this?

But he didn't dare to confront Lin Yu, after all, the gun in Lin Yu's hand was very famous, and everyone who saw it was frightened.

So he casually pointed to a person, that person was Gao Geng, the fourth-rank servant.

Gao Geng's legs felt weak all of a sudden,

"Lord Wei, you can't frame people at will. We are people who are loyal to the emperor and patriotic. How could we trust the Turks?"

Then he said to Lin Yu,

"Lin Yu, you and I have no grievances in the past, and we have no grievances in the near future. How could I push you out? I can't listen to his words. On the contrary, it's Wei Zheng, who has always asked you to give it to the Turkic king as an apology. He's the real villain."

Wei Zheng was so angry that his facial features twisted together,

"Gao Geng, how could you..."

"Wei Zheng, you framed me under the watchful eyes of everyone. Don't blame me for not being an official in the same dynasty. I still stand on the side of justice."

Lin Yu laughed loudly,

"Fairness, what a fairness. As the saying goes, a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor daoist. Hmph, then you two make a decision, let's see who dies?"

The muzzle of the gun kept moving between the two of them, and both of them knelt on the ground begging for mercy in fright. Many ministers couldn't bear to look directly at this scene.

Although they thought they were thick-skinned, they didn't expect that these two had thick skins beyond the sky.

Li Shimin couldn't stand it anymore, so he stopped and said

"Brother Yu, do me a favor and let them go."

"I said, the emperor, you are really magnanimous and kind. If someone else covets your throne and wants your head, are you willing to forgive him?"

"Bold Lin Yu, how dare you speak to the emperor like that?"

Changsun Wuji reprimanded loudly, as if he didn't care about the gun in the opponent's hand.

Of course, Lin Yu ignored him at all.

Li Shimin's complexion turns blue and red,

"I know you are very unhappy, but this is the court after all, not a place where you can run wild."

"Court? Savage? Huh?"

Lin Yu sneered twice, he suddenly turned around and kicked Gao Geng upside down,

"You can't act wild, so is it okay to pee?"

As he spoke, he actually unbuttoned his trousers and urinated on Gao Geng's face. The latter screamed loudly and covered his face with his hands, but he didn't dare to escape, for fear that if he ran away, it would be a bullet to catch up with him.

Seeing this scene, Li Shimin's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Changsun Wuji greeted loudly,

"Yu Linjun, quickly take down this person who disturbed the court!"

"I'll see who dares to move!"

Lin Yu fired a gun into the sky to frighten everyone, Li Shimin also hurriedly stopped him,

"Go back!"

After all, the gun was in Lin Yu's hands at this time. Once he pushed people into a hurry, the gun might point at Li Shimin. He didn't dare to take the risk.

"Brother Yu, calm down, just now everyone was just discussing their own ideas, and they didn't really implement them."

"Well, I have an idea!"

Lin Yu gave Li Shimin a thumbs up, then turned to the crowd, and then turned his thumb down again,

"A group of cowards, they are afraid of things and want others to carry them. Come and tell me, do you have any other ideas? Show your intelligence and wisdom, where are the sage books you read? Where are the Confucianism you study? gone?"

He set the crowd on fire with his gun,

"Tell me to use my brain to think about it!"

Are many ministers sticking to the wall?Hiding behind the stone pillar, no one dared to say back.

Lin Yu hated iron for being weak and said,

"A group of guys who can only move their mouths, thinking they can fart, are they Thor? Ha ha!"

Changsun Wuji said,

"Lin Yu, you have to be rampant here first. If you have the ability, then go against the Turkic king! Don't yell here, it will insult the court."

"Oh, Taiwei Changsun, if you don't stand up, I almost forgot about it. I don't know if you still remember your son's bet with me? If you lose, you will be like a horse!"

Lin Yu walked in front of the other party step by step, Changsun Wuji didn't speak anymore, he continued,

"Now I don't ask him to be an ox or a horse for me. Let him go to Turkic with me! At that time, I will say that he is Lin Yu who killed Ashnaredh. How do you think the Turkic king will treat him?" What about him?"

Changsun Wuji was suddenly terrified,

"Lin Yu, how can you do this? He is the third brother who swore."

"So what? He said it himself, so he should be responsible. As the eldest brother, of course I have to give him a chance."

Lin Yu's tone was cold, Changsun Wuji never doubted the authenticity of his words.

After all, what else can't be done by a person who dares to piss in the minister's face in the court?

Chapter 496, majestic

Chapter 496, majestic

Lin Yu took a deep puff of the cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and stomped it down with his feet.

"Whoo~"

The smog is lingering, but it is a little more chic and comfortable.

He said loudly,

"I know what you're thinking, it's because I've blocked your way of making money, because I've caught many of you, because!"

Finally, with a heavy throw, many ministers shrank their necks in fright.

"You are afraid that in the future Jiangshan will be named Lin instead of Li."

As soon as these words were said, everyone's expressions changed drastically.Everyone was panicked, looking left and right, not even daring to speak out.

Li Shimin even sat on the dragon chair and didn't speak.

That's right, Lin Yu did speak out what was on everyone's mind.

This word has been in everyone's mind for a long time, even Li Shimin was worried, but after seeing what Lin Yu did, he stopped thinking about it.

In Li Shimin's view, Lin Yu just wanted to make money and had no longing for imperial power.

But even so, with such a powerful person enjoying himself under his nose, how many people can bear it?

But Lin Yu's merits are greater than his demerits, bringing advanced technology and changing people's way of life.