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"After I investigate this case clearly, as long as it has nothing to do with you, I will let you go."

He still simply grabbed Lin Yu's arm,

"Before I checked it out, I would go wherever you went. Now you are under investigation and there is no chance of rebuttal."

Lin Yu looked around and said, "I was arrested along the way by one of your police officers. What do others think when they see it? You know that this is intentional slander?"

"Hmph, if you don't think so, I can pretend to be your girlfriend, that's all right!"

He still held Lin Yu's arm directly, like a couple in love, extremely intimate.

Seeing Lin Yu's almost collapsed appearance, Gao Bu on the side laughed loudly:

"Brother, don't let the girlfriend who comes to your door for free be in vain. If you seize the opportunity, you may be able to achieve a positive result."

"As long as you talk too much, let me tell you, you are also a suspected accomplice now, so be quiet"

Gao Bu was warned by He Yiran as soon as he opened his mouth, but he asked unconvinced, "Since I was also suspected, why didn't you be my girlfriend? Why did you find him?"

He still looked at the two people, then said with disgust,

"What's the reason, you don't have any clues in your mind? Hmph!"

"Hey, what are you talking about, girl? I..."

Lin Yu immediately gave him a look, and Gao Bu looked around alertly, wondering if those boys had found them.

Then Lin Yu said: "It's getting late, let's go eat."

"Then let's go!"

……

The three of them were walking on the street, one in front and two behind. Just looking at their backs, they thought it was the husband and wife taking their son out for a walk.

As a result, it attracted the attention of many people, especially if he was a senior, he was always photographed with a mobile phone, which made him angry several times. If Lin Yu hadn't stopped him, he would have been whipped long ago.

"What's the fuss? I've never seen a handsome guy. They took pictures with their mobile phones so hard that they almost punched me in the face."

Gao Bu said cursingly.

He still couldn't help laughing, while Lin Yu looked around pretending to be vigilant.

"By the way, where shall we go for dinner?"

"Go to a hotel, I hear the food is good there."

Lin Yu replied casually. In fact, he had already figured it out in his heart. Since he wanted to make things bigger, he should harass the Shuikou team and put some pressure on the higher-ups.

The three of them came to a hotel decorated in Japanese style, named Xiaochun Wine House.

"Brother, I didn't expect you to be so good. It is said that the female skills in this kind of wine house can be played casually. I have to see if it is true."

Gao Bujiu said carelessly just after entering the door, without paying any attention to the faces and demeanor of the waiters beside him.

"いらっしゃいませ (Welcome)"

The waiter dressed as a female artist knelt on the ground and bowed to greet him.

"Tsk tsk, this service attitude is really good, much better than some hotels, at least just kneeling shows sincerity."

The appearance of Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden made He Ruan very upset, and secretly said a bumpkin.

Guided by a female artist, the three came to a room. There were no high tables and chairs in this room, but two Japanese-style tables and knee pads were displayed.

As soon as Gao Bu came in, he said cursingly: "What the hell is this? Where can I sit without a chair? Is it possible that I want to squat on the ground to eat like those Japanese dogs?"

He still reprimanded: "Can you shut your mouth and talk so much after a meal, this place is Japanese cuisine, do as the Romans do, and you still want to get you a big round stool for the Eight Immortals table?"

Lin Yu scolded: "Enough!"

He still thought he was saying that he was not good enough, but he never thought that the next sentence would confuse her,

"Since you do as the Romans do, this is Huaxia, you should follow the Chinese way. The so-called culture of the Japanese country is nothing more than what was passed down from China, so there is no need to lick it face-to-face."

Then Lin Yu said to the female artist: "Prepare us a set of tables and chairs for three people."

Female artist: "Sorry sir, we don't have sitting chairs here."

"Then find a way to bring me a set. This is a request, not a request, understand?"

Lin Yu's tone changed suddenly, and the female skill was so frightened that she agreed repeatedly.

Gao Bu then said: "The customer is the Jade Emperor. What did the Jade Emperor ask you to do? How can you say no? Hurry up, do it quickly, and give you a tip. Otherwise, I will complain about your poor service attitude."

After hearing this, the female artist hurried out of the room.

He still suddenly felt that the quality of these two people was so poor?

The female artist came to another door and knocked on the door.

"Please come in!"

"Manager Liu, there are two customers who insist on asking us to put up sitting seats, what should we do?"

"what?"

Liu Xia frowned, "Could it be that they are looking for trouble? Who are they?"

"Two men, one woman, and the woman is still wearing a police uniform," the female artist bowed her head in response.

Upon hearing this, Liu Xia rolled her eyes and said, "Then follow what they said, and move them a set of tables."

"Ok!"

After the female artist left, Liu Xia kept muttering in her heart: "I don't seem to have offended the police recently, so why are you here looking for trouble?"

After Lin Yu and others waited in the room for a while, the female artist took a few people and put the table in the middle of the room, and put the two low tables aside.

Female skill: "Sir, we have done what you ordered, what would you like to eat?"

Then Gao took out two chopsticks and tapped each other,

"Uh... I heard that the fried belly in the old capital is delicious. Bring me a plate of fried belly and a bowl of mutton stewed noodles. Lin Yu, what do you eat?"

Before Lin Yu could speak, the female artist said with an embarrassed expression,

"Sorry sir, we mainly serve dishes here. We don't have fried belly and mutton stewed noodles. Can you order other dishes?"

"What? No?"

Gao Bu slammed his chopsticks on the table,

Snapped!

"Why don't you run a restaurant and don't even have a belly? You can cook whatever the customers order, which is considered good service. Can you tell me now? What do you want me to eat?"

He still frowned, and said angrily, "Hey, other people come here to eat food, so why don't you go here and eat Chinese food? If you want to eat, go elsewhere for Chinese food."

Lin Yu patted the table: "What are you talking about, do you have the right to speak?"

When He Yiran heard it, his eyes widened immediately, but Lin Yu continued,

"Remember your current identity, if you don't want to follow me, just leave!"

As soon as this remark came out, He Yiran immediately settled down, thinking: "Well, you Lin Yu, it turned out that you used this method to drive me away. It's a good idea, so I'll follow you. Let's see if you can still play tricks!" What a trick."

So she said: "Okay, then you can figure it out! I won't talk, so let's do it!"

"That's about the same. As a woman, you should behave like a woman and be good."

After Lin Yu finished speaking, he asked the female artist again:

"Bring me your menu and let me see it."

"Okay, wait a minute!"

Soon, the menu was brought over, Lin Yu looked at it,

"Wow, kimbap is just kimbap, and sushi, do you think that if you cut the rice into pieces and change the name, I don't know? It's still so expensive, what's wrong with it?"

He turned the page and exclaimed again,

"Fuck, cut fish meat for nothing, and a few pieces cost five or six hundred? Think I'm stupid, a big carp weighing more than five catties is only 40 yuan, how can you be worth that much with a few pieces of meat? Those who run a restaurant are really cheating." .”

He still sat on the sidelines and listened, feeling that the three of them were scorned by that female artist, it was really shameful to throw them home.

Chapter 528, looking for trouble

Chapter 528, looking for trouble

"Just this kimbap, and that fish fillet, two plates per person. By the way, do you have any wine here?"

Lin Yu asked while holding the menu.

The female artist responded gently, "Sir, we have Japanese sake with various flavors such as Monjiro, Torikai, Buckwheat Monk, etc. Which one would you like to drink?"

"Forehead……"

Lin Yu turned his eyes to Gao Bujiu, and he slapped the table and said, "Give me a bottle of the old village chief, and Red Star Erguotou."

Female skill: "..."

Lin Yu: "What Erguotou do you want? Come to this high-end hotel, don't be ashamed, give me a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite, remember that it must be 82 years old, and I won't pay for one year less."

The female artist clasped her fingers tightly, and strongly suppressed the resentment in her heart: "I'm very sorry, sir, we don't have the 82-year-old Lafite you want here. If you can, I recommend you to drink "black" wine. It’s also very popular among people.”

"Heijiu?" Lin Yu pointed a finger at the corner of his mouth, his eyes slanted to the sky at 45 degrees, and then said: "Your shop sells black wine, so it could be a black shop?"

The female artist suppressed laughter: "Sir, you really know how to joke. We are a regular hotel that has passed the national commercial certification. How could it be a black shop?"

"Haha, let me just say, such a bright hotel doesn't look like a black shop, but you don't even have red wine, this hotel doesn't look good. If that's the case, let's have a bottle of Erguotou."

"Sorry, there is no Erguotou either."

The conversation between Lin Yu and the female artist He Yiran really sounded as idiotic as he wanted, and he wished he could slap Lin Yu on the face and make him shut up.

"Lin Yu, you should have had enough trouble. You can eat if you want to eat. What kind of wine do you drink?"

"You old lady is against the sky, aren't you? Don't interrupt me when men talk! If you don't want to eat, just leave, don't be an eyesore to me here!"

As soon as Lin Yu scolded, he made He Yiran shut his mouth.

Gao Bu pointed at He Yiran with his chopsticks and said, "It's alright, brother. Anyway, you can't abandon a scumbag wife. Even if you can't have it again, it's your wife. Just teach me a few lessons."

He Yiran's eyes were as round as copper bells, his silver teeth were clenched, and he thought that it wasn't because his old lady was investigating the case that she wouldn't sit with you two bumpkins.

"Ahem, well, well, I don't want the wine for the time being. You can serve me the food first. By the way, I heard that hotels in Japan like yours also have special services? Give me two."

"Hey, two are not enough, five are needed, I have four, and you have one." Gao Bu shouted.

"That's right, five points of beauty are needed, the figure must be better, and the most important thing is to live well."

Lin Yu's face was full of lewdness, and the woman gritted her teeth with disgust, and said, "Sir, this is a regular hotel and does not include special services. If you need it, you can go to the hotel, there is what you need .”

"Hey, I said, what do you want? You don't have food, you don't have wine, you don't even have a special service now. Is that hotel open for people to see? You don't have any business acumen, you have to provide one-stop service , to satisfy customers, and only when customers are satisfied can you make money, do you understand that?"

Lin Yu knocked on the table to reprimand, the female artist couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Sir, if you are not satisfied with my service, you can change to another person, but please don't insult me ​​with such words."

When you're done, turn around and leave.

Lin Yu's voice was still yelling from behind: "Hey, why doesn't this woman have any professionalism? I just said a few words to him and left, broken hotel, what a hot chicken! Hey, call me your manager!"

He still covered his face and lay on the table, following these two people, it was really embarrassing and embarrassing.

Gao Bu then said to Lin Yu with a smile: "Woguo Hotel is like this. If you get some seaweed rice, it's a dish. If you get two pieces of fish, I'll tell you it's sashimi. Actually, eat it in your stomach." , it’s the same thing after it comes out. It’s nothing special.”

"Isn't it? No matter how good you eat, what you pull out is not gold."

Lin Yu followed suit.

……

The girl quickly ran to the manager's office, Liu Xia was idle and watching TV, when suddenly she was startled by a rapid knock on the door,

"Come in... so what?"

"Manager Liu, those three guests are so unreasonable. They insist on drinking Red Star Erguotou and 82 Lafite, but they want us to prepare special services for them, and they want five at a time."

"Ah!"

Liu Xia frowned slightly, and the corner of her mouth raised a slight arc,

"Anyone else like this? Interesting! Where are they now?"