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"There is still that one, of course it is Wei Zheng's wife. I heard that Mrs. Wei is going to attend a party recently, and if she wants to dress up better, she asks Xiaoyu to come over and give her makeup. And I stay here to look after the shop."

"That's it! That's not bad."

Lin Yu nodded, but as soon as he finished speaking, shrew-like scolding came from outside,

"People inside, come out for me!"

"what happened?"

Lin Yu got up and stood at the door, only to see an old woman who was dressed luxuriously and had a thick layer of putty powder on her face standing at the door, pinching her waist and cursing.

Such a situation has attracted many people to stop and watch.

Lin Yu frowned and asked,

"Who are you? Noisy at the door in the afternoon?"

When the shrew saw Lin Yu coming out, she scolded even more vigorously.

"You profiteer, selling things against your conscience is detrimental to your morals. Aren't you afraid that all the retribution will be on your child?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? You know it yourself! What kind of crap is the shampoo that the people in your shop recommended to me? I washed all my hair off in one wash! How do you think I can go out to meet people?"

After Lin Yu finished speaking, the woman began to shout to the crowd of onlookers again,

"You guys must never buy anything from this store again. Show me my head. I used his shampoo and said it can make my hair soft and shiny. But look at my hair now. A few strands fell off"

As soon as this remark came out, people started discussing one after another, pointing at Lin Yu,

Whether in ancient times or modern times, there is no shortage of people who eat melons, let alone keyboard warriors and virgin mother bitches.

The woman pinched her waist triumphantly and looked at Lin Yu with air.

But the latter stopped her with one sentence,

"May I ask which shampoo you use? How much do you use? How many times a day do you wash your hair, and how much do you use each time?"

The shrew was dumbfounded. She was only responsible for scolding the street, but she never thought that the investigation would be so clear.

Under Lin Yu's persecution, she stammered,

"I, I don't know, anyway, I use as much as you recommend to me in your store! My hair is about to fall out now, and you must pay me for it! Or we will go to the government!"

It's not obvious that it's just nonsense, and even the spectators know it well, but in the spirit of watching the excitement, everyone hopes to see how Lin Yu can solve this shrew.

"How much do you want?"

"Uh... 1000 taels, oh no, I want 10000 taels, and I can't do anything less!"

Hearing this, Xiaoyu came to Lin Yu and whispered,

"Master, I've seen this woman before. She was the one who sent the message to Xiaoyu this morning that Mrs. Wei wanted her to put on makeup. But now it's obviously money extortion!"

"I see."

Lin Yu took the other party's hand and said in a low voice,

"Go to Bai Qian now and ask him for a bottle of Fengyoujing and a bottle of safflower oil!"

"Good sir!"

Looking at Lin Yu's expression that day, Xiaoyu knew that the other party must have a way to deal with this shrew, so she walked briskly to Hezhitang.

Then, Lin Yu's face suddenly became frightened, he stepped forward and said,

"Auntie, I think there is really something wrong with your hair. Come in quickly and let me check it for you. If there is really a problem with our product, don't say 10000 taels, it's 10 taels." I have to pay you too!"

When the shrew heard that it was 10 taels, she was immediately taken aback, and followed Lin Yu into the Wanbao Building with a smile.

The spectators stood at the door and looked inside, only to see Lin Yu moved a stool for the shrew to sit on,

"Sit still and don't move, I'll check the infection of the upper scalp tissue for you, I suspect you have scalp cancer, don't take it lightly."

The shrew thought to herself: "I'll just see what kind of disease you can see, but I pulled out my hair violently."

The reason why she didn't cut it with scissors was because she was afraid of being seen out. Since she wanted to touch porcelain, she had to play tricks and tricks were necessary.

Chapter 655, you are sick

Chapter 655, you are sick

Lin Yu pretended to study for a while, then sighed heavily,

"Hey, it's over, it's over. You're really over!"

When the shrew heard this, she frowned and asked,

"What's the end? What kind of disease did you find out? Didn't you just lose a few hairs? Can you still die?"

"That's right, people will die."

Lin Yu shook his head and said compassionately,

"After a preliminary judgment, you have scalp cancer. Originally, he would not lose his hair, but if you grab the hair a little bit harder, the hair will fall off. And the root of the hair will be stained with blood. This is a kind of It is a very scary phenomenon, and it is also the initial manifestation of scalp cancer."

"Scalp cancer? I've never heard of this disease, don't fool me!"

"How can I fool you? Everyone is watching helplessly, can I still deceive you in broad daylight?"

While talking, Xiaoyu ran in with safflower oil and essential oil.

"Master, the medicine you want."

"Well, put it on the table!"

Lin Yu said to the vixen with a serious face,

"You are so sick, the current situation is like this, after ten days and a half months, the scalp will be festered, and there will be no hair left. It will also bleed and pus. After another month, the head will be It's swollen...so big!"

Lin Yu made a gesture with both hands, which was estimated to be as big as two basketballs.

The shrew looked at it, raised her eyebrows, and said questioningly,

"Hey, what you said is true. If I was really sick, I would have gone to a doctor for treatment. You are just a merchant, how do you know how to see a doctor?"

"Look, look, you don't believe me when I tell you, why don't we experiment? Speak with facts!"

Seeing Lin Yu's affirmation, the shrew also murmured, wondering if she was really sick?

"Then try it, I won't believe it."

The shrew pointed at Lin Yu and said,

"But I'll put my ugly words up front. If you dare to lie to me, I'll make you look good. Even if you risk your life, I will never let your shop open."

Lin Yu opened the safflower oil and smelled it under his nose, the smell was really refreshing,

"Don't worry, you don't have one or two diamonds, how dare you take on this porcelain work? Have you seen this red potion? A bottle of market value is 1288 taels of silver. Wait for the magic medicine."

"So what? You want me to spend money to buy it, it's simply impossible!"

"No, no, I'm a kind-hearted person, and I don't want to see people being tortured by the disease. So I will give you this medicine for free. If you really want to cure this disease, then continue to apply it. One bottle One course of treatment, three months of treatment, and five courses of treatment are guaranteed to make your scalp cancer disappear without a trace."

What Lin Yu said was true, even his wife believed it a little bit, but his mouth was still tough.

Lin Yu shook his head helplessly, took the safflower oil bottle upside down, and sprinkled it on the opponent's scalp.

The shrew had pulled off several large pieces of her hair abruptly before, and the root of the hair was connected to the scalp. After this pulling, a lot of skin must have been pulled off, and the top is still bloody.

When the wound touches safflower oil again, the smell is sour ~ hiss!

The shrew yelled in pain, and hurriedly scratched her scalp with both hands, but the more she scratched, the more painful it was, which made her mouth and eyes crooked, and her facial features distorted.

"Ah, what the hell did you do to me? It hurts me to death!"

"It's right that it hurts. This proves that there is indeed cancer on your scalp. Otherwise, you will never feel the slightest pain."

Lin Yu explained solemnly,

"Because of the cancer, the medicine starts to take effect, so it will make your scalp feel like a needle prick. But it doesn't matter, as long as the pain passes, you will feel very cool."

"You lied to me, it has become a burning pain, I can't take it anymore! Lose money, there is no 100 million, you don't want to open again in the future, even if I die, I will die in your shop!"

The shrew hugged her head and rolled all over the floor, feeling like thousands of ants were biting her head, the pain was unbearable.

She grabbed off some of the hair that was left in the first place.

Not to mention how scary that scene was, if this was the plot of a horror movie, the next scene would definitely be to tear the scalp open, and then a person would emerge from it.

Lin Yu spread his hands,

"It's really not my fault. You already have cancer. As the saying goes, good medicine is good for the disease. It's right for you to be in pain. The cancer is being treated. Just bear with it, and the pain will stop after a while."

The shrew's painful appearance lasted for more than ten minutes, until the effect of the safflower oil passed, the shrew got up from the ground, pointed at Lin Yu angrily and said,

"A profiteer, a real profiteer!"

Then he said to the crowd watching,

"Seeing that there is no such person, he is doing anything to sell something. He can even tell nonsense about my illness. I really admire him! Everyone should leave, don't go into this store again, it's a scam."

Lin Yu didn't speak, but folded his arms on his chest and said leisurely,

"Since you want money but not life, that's fine, I'll satisfy you!"

He snapped his fingers,

"Xiaoyu, get her ten bank notes of 10000 taels, let her take the money and leave!"

"Yes, Master!"

As expected, Xiao Yu took out a stack of banknotes from the counter and stuffed them into the shrew's hands.

"Let's go, don't interfere with our business here!"

The shrew was holding the money in her hand, and she was about to turn her head to leave, but she felt her scalp was numb and very comfortable.

She didn't take it seriously, and walked towards the south side of the street after going out the door.

Lin Yu came to the backyard and immediately teleported to the hotel in Nanjiang City, and used the visible location before the teleportation to monitor the shrew.

He found that the shrew didn't even turn a corner, and ran directly to Hezhitang Western Medicine Store.

Since Bai Qian learned western medicine techniques, his reputation has grown and he has become the number one doctor in Chang'an City.

Loved and respected by many people, the common people go to him for treatment when they have any ailments.

Although the shrew said that she didn't believe Lin Yu's words, she was still terrified in her heart. If she really did what Lin Yu said, it would be over.

Lin Yu immediately sent it to Hezhitang, and briefly explained it to Bai Qian, who immediately understood it after listening.

But at this moment, the shrew walked in quickly, and Lin Yu immediately hid in the medicine room to eavesdrop.

"Doctor, I have been suffering from headaches recently, and my hair has fallen out a lot. What do you think is going on?"

The shrew's attitude towards Bai Qian was much better, it was completely different from when she was facing Lin Yu.

Bai Qian made a pretentious check, sighed and said,

"Hey, why did you come here now? It's so serious, I'm afraid...it's difficult to get it cured!"

"What? Doctor, you mean that my illness can't be cured?"

"Look at how rotten your scalp is, and even your hair has fallen out. This is obviously scalp cancer!"

Bai Qian shook his head and said,

"After getting scalp cancer, the first symptom is a lot of hair loss, and then the scalp rots, swells and pus, and then spreads all over the body. At that time, the person will die from the festering of the whole body."

The shrew was terrified and said in a panic,

"Impossible, I pulled out my hair myself! If it wasn't for..."

"for what?"

"It's nothing."

If the shrew is on her lips, quickly replace it with,

"I was weaving at home today, but I accidentally stuffed my hair into the loom. I wanted to pull it out, but when I pulled hard, all the hair fell off! It can't be scalp cancer!"

"That's because you have cancer, so your hair will fall out very easily. Anyway, I can't cure your disease. You should find someone else."