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"What do you mean? Are you doubting me? Although I am unwell, I can't reach the point where feces are not random."

When he got excited, he farted louder again, this time he still let loose flowers.

An official closer pinched his nose and said,

"Master Wei, please stop explaining, your trouser legs are all wet."

For a while, Wei Zheng became the god of plague, and other ministers avoided him.

After a long time, Wei Zheng remembered the embarrassment of that day, and couldn't help feeling:

"I used to believe in it deeply, but it deceived me and made me understand the cruelty of reality! I really thought it was just a fart!"

Chapter 657, Datang Film and Television Era

Chapter 657, Datang Film and Television Era

It is said that after this incident, Wei Zheng did not go out for a month, but when someone saw him later.

The whole person has lost a lot of weight, with high cheekbones on his face, two big dark circles hanging on it, and his eyes are a little dull. He walks unsteadily, with sloppy steps, which is almost the same as that of the original house. There is a fight for legacy.

Of course, these are all things to say later, Lin Yu just did it casually, who knew that Mrs. Wei was so powerful after taking the medicine.

It is estimated that Wei Zheng will not even dare to lift his head in front of his wife from now on.

……

In the next few days, Lin Yu spent most of his time in the Tang Dynasty.

One is to accompany Xiaoyu, and the other is to prepare for Xue Dingshan and Fan Lihua's concert tour promotion.

When they got married last time, the two sang a few songs on stage, which attracted a lot of fans at that time.

But later, because he was busy filming Honey Tang Gongxin, he didn't show his face in front of the public, and the popularity gradually declined.

As we all know, if a star has not been exposed for a long time, his popularity will decline, his popularity will also decrease, and he will gradually be forgotten in the long run.

Therefore, many celebrities now make scandals and things that seem stupid, but in fact they want to stir up popularity, stir themselves up, and have more opportunities to be exposed to the public.

Lin Yu sat down with Xue Dingshan and Fan Lihua to discuss how to plan this large concert tour.

Lin Yu took out a map with more than 20 red dots on it, he pointed to the largest one and said,

"This is Chang'an City where we are. Let's start our first tour concert from here. You two must prepare well. There must be at least 20 songs. I will also equip you with five dance troupes of different types of dances. Be an accompanist."

After Xue Dingshan finished listening, he asked with some doubts,

"Uncle Lin, why are you in such a hurry to hold a concert tour? Our TV series hasn't finished filming yet. Why don't we wait until the filming is finished?"

"After you finished filming, your popularity dropped to zero. Who would spend money to watch your concerts? You can stop filming TV dramas temporarily, but the popularity must rise!"

Lin Yu explained,

"What's more, your TV series has already filmed more than a dozen episodes, and the next thing is that the concert and the TV series will be unsheathed at the same time. As long as the two of you follow what I said, you will be sure to be popular all over the world."

"Then we just go to the concert and sing?"

Fan Lihua asked.

Lin Yu nodded:

"A few days ago, I ordered the Baibaolou in various large states and counties to start preparing for the concert venue. Every time you go to a city where the concert is located, there will be a special person to receive you. And you just need to follow the steps .It’s still the same song, the same way of singing, just perform it once in every city.”

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple! It's easy to get popular, it depends on whether you are willing or not!"

Fan Lihua immediately said excitedly: "I am 100 willing, if I can let everyone hear my singing, it will not be too wonderful!"

Xue Dingshan doesn't really yearn for the life of a star, but if it can make his wife happy, she is naturally willing to do it.

Lin Yu continued to set up a plan for the two to become famous,

"After you have finished your tour, let's hold another fan meeting, let him get in touch with people who like you, such as taking photos, signing autographs and so on. I hope you will perform well then."

"Then when will the two of us start touring?" Xue Dingshan asked.

Lin Yu thought for a while and replied,

"If it's the Great Wall, it will take about two days. The preparatory work has been done very well. I think there will definitely be a lot of people watching."

Speaking of this, Lin Yu suddenly thought of a very important thing,

"By the way, regarding the funds for this tour, I won't give you a cent. You have to earn it all by yourself. I only withdraw 10% of the ticket money for each concert as the cost of building the stage. .”

Both Fan Lihua and Xue Dingshan nodded in agreement, they didn't value money very much, they really liked singing.

After Lin Yu and the two continued to chat about some precautions during singing, they left.

Fan Lihua hugged Xue Dingshan's neck excitedly,

"Great husband! We are going to become big stars! From now on, I will be everyone's favorite female star: Fan Lihua."

"Then I am the most popular male star: Xue Dingshan"

……

Lin Yu went back to Lin's house and checked a large number of diesel generators that he bought before. After a long period of selling, there are only more than 200 left.

"It seems to be a little bit worse!"

He groped his chin, then teleported to Nanjiang City, went to the grocery market, and bought 500 diesel generators and 500 solar generators.

With these, there are enough electrical appliances for concerts in various regions.

In addition, Lin Yu also bought 100 digital projectors.

Then I bought 10 courtyards in Chang'an City, and placed ten projectors in ten rooms in each courtyard.

It plays four hours a day, one movie in the morning and one afternoon in the afternoon, and all of these [-] stations play the same. In this way, the problem of crowd congestion when watching movies is solved.

Lin Yu also set that the movies to be played every day will be announced in the first three days, and movie tickets can be bought in advance.And once the movie ticket is sold, it will never be refunded.

The room where each projector is located can accommodate about 100 people, and the ticket price for each person is ten taels of silver, which is relatively not much.

In this way, if the audience is full, they can earn 10 taels a day, which is definitely a huge profit.

Since then, entertainment in Chang'an City has entered the era of movies.

Because the video shown on the LED electronic screen before attracted all the viewers, and the TV that was sold a few days ago has almost become a treasure that everyone in the rich circle of Chang'an City is jealous of.

The reason for this phenomenon is entirely because the group of dandies who bought the TV series are ostentatious every day, inviting those cronies to watch some restricted-rated movies on the TV.

When they saw this kind of film for the first time, it just felt like a new door opened to the world.

Some people even feel that watching other people "perform" is more exciting than doing it by themselves.

So those rich second-generation officials and second-generation officials gather together every day to watch some small movies.

In fact, each of them is a very studious person, and they will put what they have learned into practice.

And Lin Yu also saw this big film and television market.

If it is in modern times, disseminating such a small movie that can be performed by two or three people will definitely be severely punished.

It is said that he will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years. If the circumstances are more serious, he will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years and not more than 30 years, and a fine of 10 yuan will start.

But the Tang Dynasty was different. Here, even Hualou was a legal industry allowed by the state, let alone small movies.

Therefore, Lin Yu opened a special movie theater to play small movies, but only once every three days, each time for two hours.

As a result, when tickets for small movies are released, they are sold out within almost 10 minutes.

That's right, it's that crazy. The key is that each small movie costs 100 taels of silver, which is ten times that of ordinary movies. Even so, those rich kids flock to it.

Whoever made these small movies conform to the desires and hobbies of the general public is said to have the magical effect of curing people's immorality.

And this movie theater happened to be set up not far from the Xinghua Building. Those who had finished watching the movie rushed towards the Xinghua Building as if they had gone crazy as soon as they came out.

This made Xinghualou's business boom every three days, and the busy Qing sister repeatedly complained that Lin Yu had gone too far. How could the girls bear it if this went on like this?

It was because of the existence of such a cinema that later, in the circle of dandies in Chang'an City, there was a legend about a great woman:

This is a great woman who combines many arts and ventriloquisms. In order to teach people how to explore the new world of life, she even tried it out and taught secret techniques.

With her own actions, she has taught countless people to open the door to a new world.Even those romantic people who think they know everything, after reading the woman's teachings, they are all secretly ashamed. Compared with them, what they know is really too childish.

In order to express their admiration for this woman's selfless spirit and their gratitude for receiving her education, people respectfully call her Master Cang.

Chapter 658, there is no absolute good person

Chapter 658, there is no absolute good person

On this day, Lin Yu and Zhang Cheng came to the warehouse behind the Beiying regiment area again, accompanied by four trucks.

"Brother Cheng, remember to save another warehouse for me next time there is medicine!"

Lin Yu said as he walked.

Zhang Cheng heartily agreed,

"Don't worry, Brother Lin, even if I don't sell it, I still have to keep it for you. Are you okay playing here these two days?"

"Not bad, Nanjiang City is much more fun than Shencheng."

"Haha, that is, as long as you have time in the future, feel free to come to me and accompany me anytime!"

When he said this just now, he was still secretly glad that the killing god was finally leaving.

In the past few days, he lived in fear all day long, especially after Lin Yu killed Wu Jun, the other party's eyes were slightly wrong, and his heart was pounding.

Who knows when Lin Yu will suddenly take him under the knife?

The two came to the warehouse door side by side. When Zhang Cheng opened the warehouse, everyone was stunned.

Where are the traces of medicine in the warehouse?Except for some old sports machinery, it was empty.

Zhang Cheng widened his eyes and said to himself,

"What's going on? What about the medicine? Where did the medicine go?"

"Brother Cheng, what do you mean? Where's my medicine?"

Lin Yu's question made Zhang Cheng's legs tremble in fright, and he quickly smiled and comforted him,

"Maybe there is something wrong. I'll ask my staff if someone has transferred the medicines. You know that although no one is in charge of this place, there will always be some journalists who are idle and have nothing to do. Run away. If it is exposed, it will be troublesome."

Lin Yu grimly hummed, folded his arms across his chest, and stared coldly at Zhang Cheng, who was so anxious that he made five or six phone calls.

But the result was that no one knew where the batch of medicines had gone, and the guards at the nearby back door were sure that no large vehicles had been out, no matter day or night, and even small cars were very rare.

This is strange, Zhang Cheng was sweating from being stared at by Lin Yu, and while smiling and talking nicely to Lin Yu, he kept calling people who might be related to this matter.

But in the end, after asking all the contacts on the phone, no one knew what was going on.

"Brother Lin, there is indeed something wrong with that, but don't worry, give me a day, and I promise to help you get the medicine back."

"Brother Cheng, do you think I'm a fool?"

Lin Yu said angrily,

"This is your place. You lost the medicine here, and you said you didn't know what happened. If you were me, would you believe it?"

"This... that... I know, this is really strange, but I can swear to God, I have absolutely no other thoughts. I treat you as my own brother, how can I cheat you?"

Zhang Cheng quickly explained, but Lin Yu didn't want to listen, so he slapped him, slapped him three times on the spot, and lay down on the ground.

Lin Yu put down his harsh words,

"I'll give you one day. If I don't see that batch of medicine, you know what will happen to Wu Jun!"

After Zhang Cheng heard this, he almost had a heart attack. He shook his head vigorously and quickly got up with a smile on his face.

"Don't worry, brother Lin, I promise to find it for you. If you really can't find it, can I buy you another batch at my expense?"

"That's about the same! Waiting for your news!"

Lin Yu seemed very angry about this matter, turned around and left, and before leaving, he even asked Zhang Chengyue to leave with him.

Only Zhang Cheng and the truck drivers who went with him were left in the warehouse.