i have a suite in tang dynasty

Lin Yu roughly explained to Xiaoyu: "This inflatable yacht is like a rubber balloon. After it is full of air, people can sit on it and float on the water. As long as you turn on the propeller, it will fly at a very fast speed. In the market, it is much faster than a boat.”

"Really? Is it that magical?"

"Of course it's true. When I come back this time, I'll find a river for you so that you can experience what it's like to be passionate on the water!"

"That's great, then I'll be at home and hope you come back soon!" Xiaoyu hugged Lin Yu's neck excitedly, and kissed the corner of his mouth lightly. Before Lin Yu could taste it, she Quickly let go of your hand.The little face turned red again.

"We've been married for such a long time, and we've done everything we need to do. Why are you blushing and shy? Isn't this normal?" Lin Yu questioned, holding Xiao Yu's face.

Xiaoyu looked at the manly eyes of the other party, lowered his head reflexively, this time even the roots of his ears were red like carrots,

"After all, Xiaoyu is still a girl, so it's normal to blush."

"Oh? Don't you blush every time you look at a man? Come on, let me take a good look!" Lin Yu was about to tease Xiaoyu, when suddenly there was a hasty knock on the door, which broke the warm atmosphere of the scene and made Lin Yu Yu felt very upset in his heart.

"Who is it? You're here at this time, and you're knocking so fast, hurry up!"

Wang Cai went to open the door, and saw Luo Guan hurried into the Lin family courtyard with seven or eight young eunuchs, shouting as he walked, "Master Lin, Master Lin, are you at home?"

"What are you doing? Noisy and motivating?" Lin Yu walked out of the hall with a cold face.

Luo Guan hurriedly tidied up his clothes, then took a yellow cloth from the eunuch with both hands, and announced loudly: "My emperor has an order to order Lin Yu to set off to conquer the Pyu country as soon as possible, and there must be no mistakes in setting off as soon as possible!"

After reading, he folded the yellow cloth respectfully and sent it to Lin Yu, "Emperor Lin, you uttered nonsense in the main hall, saying that you would conquer Pyu, and asked the emperor for 1 soldiers and horses." But now it has been more than half a month, and you haven't left yet, the emperor is already waiting impatiently."

"What's the use of being impatient? If I don't want to leave, can he force me to go?" Lin Yu's face was drawn very long.

"Emperor, you can't say that. The emperor is the emperor now, and you are just a courtier. You should understand that you are now the emperor and the minister, and then brothers. Don't get confused. What the emperor orders you, you must do it." Do it, otherwise it is disobedience and disobedience." Luo Guan taught carefully.

These words sounded ironic to Lin Yu, he snorted coldly, glanced at the yellow cloth sent by the other party, "I know, you go, I will go today!"

"Then please accept this decree."

"Tell the emperor, let him keep it by himself, my Lin family is too small to fit this giant!" After finishing speaking, Lin Yu turned around and flicked his sleeves: "Wang Cai, see off the guests!"

Chapter 783, the looting fool

Chapter 783, the looting fool

Lin Yu put 200 guns and 2 rounds of ammunition on the hanger, and then brought 100 deliverymen who had participated in shooting battles. These people had played a great role in the battle to protect Chang'an City. .

He drove these people halfway to the Piao country, and the journey was smooth and smooth, but when he drove to the southern edge of the Tang Dynasty, he suddenly encountered a group of robbers.

"Hey, I drove this road, I planted this tree, and I want to pass this way to save money!" The leader of the robbers was a burly man with a height of more than two meters. He had a vicious look, especially holding a three-blade ax and shouting violently, just like Zhang Fei crossed Changbanpo back then.That momentum was extraordinary.

Lin Yu stopped the car and looked interestingly at the few people blocking the road in front of the car. Except for the burly man at the front, the rest were skinny and skinny from head to toe.

He poked his head out of the window and said to the strong man, "Which mountain do you belong to? You are here to block roads and rob money."

"Hmph, I'm the second head of Fengque Mountain, boy, hurry up and get down from that big lump, and give me all your food, otherwise, be careful that the ax in Grandpa's hand doesn't have eyes!" said the strong man. Han swung his ax and made a sound of breaking the wind, which sounded quite vigorous. Lin Yu's eyes lit up immediately, and he was born with a heart of love for talents. He felt that if this person was compared with Er Leng, Er Leng might not be his opponent.

Lin Yu got out of the car, stood in front of the strong man with his hands behind his back, looked at him, and then said slowly, "Are you here to intercept the food?"

"That's right, give all the food to grandpa. Grandpa can spare you, otherwise, I will chop you up into meat buns wrapped in meat sauce! Hahahaha."

When the strong man said this, the delivery staff standing on the car laughed at him. This is definitely the first person in the world who has the guts to intercept Lin Yu’s car, let alone such a big fool. , even if the great general came, he had to speak nicely to Lin Yu.

But Lin Yu thought this person was quite interesting, he asked: "I have seen a lot of robbers in this world, I know all the robbers who rob money and those who rob sex, but I have never seen one who steals food. Are you so short of food?"

"Hehe, as the saying goes, food is the most important thing for the people. If there is no food, how will the common people live?"

"Well, I have 1000 taels of silver here, and I'll give it to you now, do you want it?" Lin Yu took out a silver ticket from his bosom and said to the burly man.

Unexpectedly, the strong man brandished an ax under his clothes and threatened Lin Yu, saying, "You think I'm a fool, can this piece of paper be eaten? Besides, within a hundred miles around, who would be idle to take food away?" Come out to exchange money? My own is not enough to eat. Hurry up, take out the food if you have food, otherwise..."

"Haha, you are really strange, can you tell me why you are not willing to exchange food for silver within a hundred miles? Could it be that there is a shortage of food here?"

"Of course it's lacking. You don't know. There has been a severe drought in this place for the past two years. There is not even water to irrigate the ground. God is not even willing to urinate. The grain has long died in the ground, so now as long as someone's family Those who have food are hidden like treasures, and they don’t even want to show their faces. Who else would be idle and exchange food for silver, and money can’t eat food, but it’s human life.”

When Lin Yu heard this, he was startled and puzzled, and said to himself: Could it be that there are still some places in the Great Tang that can't even afford food?

He looked at the big strong man and the few skinny people behind him, "Huh? Why are you so fat and they are so thin? Could it be that you robbed them of their food?"

"Damn, I've never acted like that bandit. My body is just like this. Even drinking cold water would make me fat, otherwise I wouldn't live a more nourishing life than them." Speaking of this, the big burly man burst out suddenly Say aloud: "Hey, if I tell you to take the food, take the food, stop talking so much nonsense, and tell me the truth, do you have any food?"

"Eat... I have it, but why should I give it to you?" Lin Yu raised his chin and said proudly.

The big burly man swung the three-axe, and said fiercely: "Because of grandpa's strength, grandpa can chop you from head to toe with one axe. How about it? Are you afraid? If you are afraid, then put Give me everything, maybe when grandpa is in a happy mood, he will let you go~"

Lin Yu took a step forward, stretched out a hand and said, "I see that you are still in good shape, how about this, let me compare my strength with you, if you can beat me, I will give you food, if you can't beat you Follow me later."

"Let's go with you?" The big burly man said with his eyes wide open, "You, with thin arms and legs, can compete with me in strength. You're looking for death. I'll tell you, if I break your arm, I am irresponsible!"

When the big strong man said these words, Lin Yu had already decided in his heart to take it under his command. Obviously, this man still had some good intentions and was not a vicious person, so the two held each other's hand in midair.

"I'll count to 123, let's start, if whoever shouts first, then whoever loses, how about it"?

"No, you have to tell me clearly, if you lose, will you give food to me or to the brothers," said the big brawny man as if he had thought of something suddenly.

"Is there a difference?"

"Of course there is a difference. If you only feed me alone, then I will need 20 catties of grain. If you invite each of us to eat, I can only eat your ten catties of grain!"

"Haha, look at what you said, this is quite interesting, okay, as long as you win, I promise to make you full." Lin Yu clapped his hands and said, "Of course, if you are willing to do things with me, I can guarantee that you will be full every day in the future, and you can get a lot of money without burning the rice, and the most important thing is that you can eat big fish and meat all the time."

As Lin Yu spoke, crystal saliva flowed from the corner of the big strong man's mouth, and the latter sneered and wiped the corner of his mouth, "You said that! You are not allowed to ignore what I eat, let's make a promise first .”

The brawny man hurriedly said, as soon as he said it, he suddenly felt something was wrong, "Hey, no, I was a robber, why did I discuss it with you? Hurry up and start, I can't wait for dinner !"

Lin Yue said in a low voice, what a foodie.

"One, two, three! Go!"

As soon as he yelled, the strong man immediately pinched Lin Yu's hand tightly with all his strength, as if he wanted to crush the bones of his hand.The veins on the strong man's forehead were bulging, and the muscles on his body were also protruding high, and those muscles were more clearly seen against his dark complexion.

"I pinch, I pinch, I pinch again!" The big strong man gritted his teeth, as if all the muscles in his body were used on his right hand, but he found that the expression on Lin Yu's face was the same as before, and there was no pain at all. look.

At this moment, he secretly screamed in his heart: "Why is this person silent? Isn't he afraid of pain? Hey, why are these bones as hard as iron? Could it be my illusion? No, it must be because I didn't have it today Drink enough water, and I will work harder to make him keep all the food for me."

Lin Yu looked at the other party with a smile, and after waiting for a while, he asked with concern: "How is it? Do you still have the strength? If not, just tell me."

The big brawny man's forehead was covered with sweat, he felt that he had used all his strength, but the skinny and not rubbish man in front of him was as silent as a log.If it weren't for blinking and talking, the big burly man would have thought that the other party was hurt to death.

"I just used a little bit of strength. I'm just afraid that if you're crushed to death, no one will provide me with food. Then I'm going to use a little bit of strength now, so be careful."

"Use it, use it, use it as hard as you want! It doesn't matter to me, don't hurt yourself then!" Lin Yu's words completely angered the strong man.

After hearing this, the latter seemed to feel that he was being despised, "Don't be complacent, look at me, hey! Hey! Hey!"

The big strong man increased his strength three times in a row, but he couldn't make Lin Yu frown. Finally, he lost his strength and yelled, "Don't play, don't play, you are a shameless person, you don't even know what it means pain!"

"Really? Isn't it because you are too weak?" Lin Yu said playfully.

The big burly man immediately rolled his eyes at him: "How dare you say that I am weak? Then use your strength! If you can pinch me, I will kneel down and ask you to call you Dad today!"

"Hey son, it's just that your child is too dark, I don't want it!"

"You kid dare to take advantage of me, see if I don't beat you to death!" The big burly man swung his three axes angrily, and was about to strike Lin Yu's head. Seeing this, the deliveryman sitting in the car hurriedly Picked up the gun that was distributed to him and pointed it at the big burly man.

Just when the ax was about to fall at the highest point, Lin Yu suddenly used his strength, and at the same time the big man let out a wow, which was even more miserable than Hua's daughter-in-law being humiliated.

Chapter 784, conquering the big man

Chapter 784, conquering the big man

"It hurts, it hurts, take it easy!" The big strong man's painful facial features twisted together, he yelled again and again, but Lin Yu didn't relax at all, on the contrary, he put in even more strength, and in the final move he simply threw the three-axe on the ground , using both hands to resist Lin Yu, but it didn't work at all.

His big man stood quite tall, but relying on strength alone, he was like a child in front of Lin Yu, and he was defeated in just a moment.

"How do you accept it or not?" Lin Yu asked with a smile. He originally thought that this big and strong man should be willing to admit defeat, but he didn't expect that the other party gritted his teeth and glared at him, "I don't accept it, I don't accept it."

"Aren't you convinced? Then try this again!" Lin Yu exerted force again, only to hear a crackling sound from his hand, which was the sound of the big man's bones almost cracking.

"No... take it!"

"Are you stubborn? Let me tell you, I have a reputation outside that I treat all kinds of dissatisfaction. I'll see if it's your stubbornness or your bones." Lin Yu smiled, but he used his right hand vigorously Come is not at all ambiguous.

The big man's forehead was sweating even more, and the brothers behind him couldn't stand it any longer, so they rushed forward with their weapons in hand, "Let go, let my brother go!"

The same more than 100 foreign aid also got out of the car, all with guns in their hands, and fired two shots at the ground.One of the robbers ran two extra steps forward, but was hit in the foot, and blood flowed immediately.

That person was also sitting on the ground hugging his injured foot, yelling loudly.

Seeing this scene, the strong man quickly asked: "Little thief, what did you do to my brother?"

"We didn't do anything. It's just that he ran too fast and hurt his foot. Don't worry, he won't die. But if he doesn't heal for a long time, this foot may be considered useless from now on. " Lin Yu responded with a smile.

"You..." The big strong man frowned, he clenched his teeth, his right arm trembled uncontrollably, because Lin Yu used too much strength, no matter how tough he was, he couldn't bear it.

After a few more seconds, he couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly shouted: "Stop, I admit defeat, let go!"

But Lin Yu didn't want to let go at all, "Are you really convinced?"

"Impressed!"

"Are you convinced?"

"I can take it everywhere, even my toes? Let go of your hand, it hurts me to death!"

Lin Yu laughed, and let go of his hand. The big burly man quickly hugged his right hand and blew and rubbed it. Lin Yu squeezed out several finger-shaped marks on the originally black palm.

Lin Yu knew that this was not just because of his strength, but because this big man looked so strong, but in fact his body was puffy and swollen, and every time he pressed a hole, it was all because he was too hungry result.

The big man bowed his hands to Lin Yugong and said, "Today I'm going to admit defeat, you guys go away, I won't fight this time!"

"Haha, you were very good just now, why are you admitting it now?" Lin Yu laughed heartily, and the 100 delivery staff behind him also let out hearty laughter.

Several robbers felt that they had been greatly humiliated, but it was obvious that the gap between the two sides was too large to fight, so they lowered their heads and did not dare to look at Lin Yu and the others.

Lin Yu said to the strong man: "Since you are willing to bet and admit defeat, then you will follow me from now on. As long as you listen to me, I promise to make you happy and delicious."

"Really?" The big burly man seemed to have heard the best news in the world, but he turned his head and saw the faces of the brothers behind him turned gray instantly, and he refused to say: "No, I can't follow you!"

"why?"

"Because I have my brothers. If I follow you and abandon them, they can't even beat ordinary people. How can they survive? Forget it, I'd better stay with my brothers."

When Lin Yu heard the other party's reason, he was very appreciative. It is rare to see such a person who can give up a good life for the sake of his brother. He then said: "Ask your brothers, if they are willing to follow me, I can take them all together, and they will eat whatever you eat! How about it?"

"Is this true?" The eyes of the big burly man were as wide as copper bells.

"It's absolutely true!" Lin Yu said: "Emperor Heaven and Empress Dowager, we can all learn from each other!"

"Okay, I'll follow you. Then as long as you can ensure that my brothers and I have food and drink, I will do whatever you ask me to do in the future, even if it's going up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire, I will not hesitate." The big strong man patted his chest and said.

Lin Yu nodded in satisfaction, and then he said something to the person behind him, who immediately ran to the car and took down some self-heating rice. After heating it, he also brought down a small box of compressed biscuits and Several barrels of mineral water.

When these things were placed on the ground, the eyes of those people were all stared, but they didn't know how to eat them. These things obviously didn't look like food.

Lin Yu said to them: "Eat, these are enough for you to eat!"

"How do you eat this thing?" The big burly man stuffed a few compressed biscuits into his mouth, and with a bang, he almost broke his teeth. He threw it on the ground and said angrily, "You Are you insulting me? Give us stones to eat? Is this what you said, delicious food and spicy food?"

Hearing these words, the delivery staff and Lin Yu laughed. Lin Yu tore off the outer packaging of the compressed biscuits thrown on the ground, broke off a small half, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.

The rest was put into the hands of the big burly man, "Eat slowly, it's best to eat a little of this thing and drink some water!"

The strong man looked at Lin Yu suspiciously, then put the compressed biscuit in his mouth, and chewed it crunchily. When he chewed for the third time, he seemed to have discovered a new world, and chewed vigorously again. After a few clicks, a look of happiness appeared on his face.He stuffed all the remaining compressed biscuits into his mouth, and chewed vigorously, the crunching sound, not to mention how crisp it was.

His brothers were stunned by this scene. Several of them learned to take a bite of the unopened compressed biscuit and found that it was inedible at all.

The big strong man said to the other robbers with a happy face: "This food is delicious, eat it quickly, it's really delicious!" I ate two more compressed biscuits, then drank two big sips of water, and let out a long sigh of relief: "It's so refreshing, this is delicious that I have never tasted before!"

The rest of the robbers stared wide-eyed, still full of doubts about what the big brawny man ate.

Several takeaways tore off the packaging bag of the compressed biscuit, and then handed it to the rest of the robbers: "Eat it, this is called a compressed biscuit, you must tear off the outer bag to eat it, and the inside is delicious of."

The rest of the people also chewed a few mouthfuls in a similar manner, and immediately realized the beauty of life.Those few people chewed the compressed biscuits in big mouthfuls, not to mention how delicious they were, Lin Yu was a little hungry watching it.

After a while, several people ate all the compressed biscuits in a small box.You know, this is the weight of 20 people, and they only eat up seven or eight people, which shows how hungry they are.

After eating the biscuits, the self-heating rice was cooked. Lin Yu put a box of rice in the hand of the big man, "Eat it, this is hot rice, it will be more comfortable if you eat more. Look, you are so hungry, It's all swollen."

The big burly man rubbed his nose and smelled an extremely tempting aroma of rice, which he had never smelled since he was born, not even meat.He swallowed forcefully, opened the lid of the self-heating rice, and the aroma became more intense. He didn't care about the soup, and directly pulled it into his mouth.

Seeing his hungry appearance, Lin Yu felt sour in his heart, "Eat slowly, don't worry, we still have more here, be careful of the heat!"

The big burly man stuffed his mouth full, and he ate the whole box of rice in a few mouthfuls. In the end, he simply licked the box clean, just like brushing it with water.

"How is it? Are you full? If I'm not full, I'll still have some more!" Lin Yu just said this, and the big man burst into tears, crying like a child. Complete disregard for personal image.