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The concubine wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and gritted her teeth with hatred when she saw Lin Yu. Although she said that the third prince was not her son, she always regarded it as her own. If someone beat the third prince, it would be tantamount to beating her.

With a cold face, King Gaoli asked angrily, "Lin Yu, let me ask you, where did you go last night?"

As soon as these words came out, King Chengming's heart skipped a beat. He was drinking with Lin Yu last night. If Lin Yu confessed this incident as a shield, how would he explain it to King Gaoli?Could it be that he wanted the King of Korea to think that he was there when the third prince was beaten?

Unexpectedly, Lin Yu coughed twice and said, "Me, I just wandered around the street with my brothers, then went to a restaurant to drink a few glasses of wine, then I went back to the inn, and then touched When we arrived at King Chengming, he dragged me to drink a few more glasses of wine, and then he left and I fell asleep."

"Going out to drink?" King Gaoli snorted coldly, "Then you drink so much that you fight with people after getting drunk. Do you know what it would be like to fight with people in Seoul?"

"I don't know what will happen, but I only know that your wine is really not very good, no matter how much you drink, you won't get drunk!" Lin Yu said with a smile.

"Then you haven't encountered other things, such as someone having some friction with you?"

"I don't really have many other things, but I did meet a few beautiful beauties, but unfortunately they are all famous and rich, so it's hard for me to start, haha, who made us all be gentlemen! "As soon as Lin Yu spoke, everyone laughed, but the only one who didn't laugh was the King of Korea.

I saw the latter with a face that was ashen all the time, "What else?"

"Besides that!" Lin Yu patted his head and thought hard, but after thinking for a long time, he suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "If something else happens to you. By the way, you have to Thank me."

"What can I thank you for?" King Goryeo asked.

"Of course it's thanks to me for beating up a fake son for you!" Lin Yu said calmly, "I went drinking with my three brothers last night, but we met a man pretending to be a prince. I was so angry at the time Come on, think about it, you King Koryo is such a wise and powerful person, how could you give birth to such a little bastard? There is a saying in the Tang Dynasty that a tiger father has no dog son. As cowardly as he is, can he be your son? " Lin Yu reprimanded angrily,

"So after I heard him say that he was the third prince, I immediately gave him some physical education, and then gave him some oral education, but he didn't listen, so I gave him another round of physical education. He was obedient, and I kicked him out of the door. I have to say that people are really too bold nowadays, even dare to pretend to be a prince. What else is he afraid to pretend? Could it be the king's father? ?"

"Presumptuous!" King Gaoli shouted angrily, "Lin Yu, stop talking nonsense!"

"Hey, I'm just talking casually, just kidding, don't be angry. I said this for a moment of interest. You also know that many people nowadays can abandon everything for the sake of fame and fortune, even their own father. Hey , I have to make people feel that the world is really going downhill now." Lin Yu shook his head helplessly and said.

At this time, the King of Korea had already gritted his teeth with hatred after hearing the other party's words. Lin Yu's words not only revealed that he beat the third prince, but also scolded the King of Korea in a roundabout way. King Goryeo can't get mad now, this is the most aggrieved.

"Lin Yu, do you know that the person you beat up yesterday is not a fake prince but a real prince?"

"Ah, what?" Lin Yu pretended to be surprised, and Cheng Chumo and the others also expressed their disbelief, "Your Majesty, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. If I hit the real prince ...Hiss~" Lin Yu asked weakly with a terrified expression on his face, "May I ask if there is any law in Korea that says that those who do not know are innocent?"

"No!" Wang Hao said angrily, "Lin Yu, you dare to beat the prince, and you even said something rude. Let me take him down and hit him with 30 big boards. No, it's 40 big boards, 80 big boards. No, anyway. It's time to break the board!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Yu repeatedly begged for mercy and said, "My lord, please forgive me, my princess, please forgive me. I really didn't know it at the time. If I knew, how dare I fight with the third prince? It's too late for me to invite him to drink." Besides, how do I know that the third prince will go out to buy wine by himself in the middle of the night, I thought that the princes should live in the courtyard of the deep palace, stretching out their hands for clothes and opening their mouths for meals."

King Gaoli knew that he was in the wrong, and he couldn't do anything to Lin Yu, so he said generously, "Forget it, just treat yourself as innocent and don't do such stupid things again."

"Hey, thank you King Goryeo! I also ask you to call out all your children to let me see, in case I run into another nonsense talking nonsense one day, I don't know if it is Where's your son?"

King Goryeo's face was ashen when he said this, but he still summoned the three princes.

When the three princes walked in, two of them were dignified, dignified, and extraordinary in temperament, and they looked like extraordinary people.

The other one was wrapped in a white cloth and walked with a limp, looking like a lame beggar on the street.

Seeing this situation, many ministers couldn't help but let out deep laughter. The main reason is that the third prince is the most domineering among the several princes, so many officials have been bullied by him, but now seeing him being beaten like this, they They all breathed a sigh of relief.

Chapter 898, China on the tip of the tongue

Chapter 898, China on the tip of the tongue

The third prince's resentment towards Lin Yu was really unforgettable. When he saw Lin Yu raised his crutches, he wanted to hit him, but he was stopped by the King of Korea, "Stop it all, what's the point of making noise in the hall? Third child , stand up straight for me!"

The third prince was already in pain all over his body. Even if he smiled, his face would hurt like it was being torn apart. It was so painful. Now that he saw the instigator of this pain, how could he be calm? He could only bow his head in front of him.

King Gaoli pointed to the three sons and said, "See? These are the three sons of the king. Lin Yu, you have to see clearly. Next time you go out and see them, you have to hide!"

Lin Yu did not answer, but crossed his arms, looked at the three of them a few times, and then said with admiration, "Tsk tsk, it really is a dragon and a phoenix among people, and the son of the King of Korea is really a tiger father without a dog. They all have such a symbol, and each has its own characteristics, not to mention the burly body, but also the heroic appearance, just standing here can feel the kingly aura on his body, shouldn't he be born by a mother?"

Originally, the first half made people very happy to hear it, but the following one sentence after another really made people feel a little urge to rant.

Then Lin Yu smiled and said to everyone, "Let's just have fun, there's no need to be so serious in the hall, right? Everyone smiles, and if we talk about state affairs today, we should talk about it in a comfortable situation. If you don't If so, what good state affairs can be discussed?"

King Gaoli said angrily, "You have seen this man, you should keep it in your heart, right?"

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, everything is clear!" Lin Yu replied.

"That's all right, all three of you retreat!" King Gaoli waved his hand, and the three princes retreated, and the third prince went down last. She glared at Lin Yu fiercely, as if she was talking to Lin Yu. Rain does the challenge.It's just that Lin Yu doesn't give him a slap in the face at all. A little third prince is nothing in his eyes. If the most difficult thing to play with is King Cheng Ming, this guy is very slippery, even harder to deal with than King Goryeo. .

After all the princes went down, the King of Koryo said to Lin Yu, "Lin Yu, I heard from you that I came to Koryo to strengthen the development of business friendship between the two countries. May I ask how you plan to strengthen the development?" ?”

Lin Yu cleared his throat and replied, "The king asked me to speak today, so I will speak out what is in my heart. If there is anything unpleasant in the words, please bear with me, after all, I like to tell the truth. Of course, if you don’t like to listen to the truth and only like to listen to lies, then I can also tell you, after all, as a businessman, you should be able to speak two kinds of things, one is the truth and the other is lies.”

King Gaoli raised his hand and said, "Then tell the truth, but it's okay, if you offend everyone, I will bear it for you."

"Okay!" Lin Yu quickly put down his hands and said, "Your Majesty, do you know what kind of associations I saw when I first came to Seoul?"

The King of Koryo shook his head, and Lin Yu said, "I thought I didn't come to the country of Koryo, but went to a small remote city in the Tang Dynasty. There are so poor people walking on the road with dull faces. It's like a ghost, what's the point of living in the city like this?"

The first paragraph alone puts the king of Koryo with black lines all over his face. Doesn't this mean that the king of Koryo is incompetent in governing the country?A good capital city is regarded as a remote town by others, wouldn't that be the same as comparing Korea with a small city on the edge of the country?

King Gaoli suppressed the resentment in his heart, and responded with a very gentle expression, "It's true, the common people in the city only know how to work hard, but don't know how to enjoy life, but this king doesn't understand, you Datang How should I enjoy life? Could it be that I am addicted to wine and sex all day long? What’s the point of that?”

"It's so interesting!" Lin Yu said with a smile, "Don't talk about anything else, let's talk about something to eat first. What's delicious in your Koryo country? It's nothing more than some kimchi steamed buns, or some strange-looking, delicious Unpalatable dishes. I just couldn’t eat after a few bites. If I hadn’t brought some seasonings here and made a few meals by myself, I would have been starved and skinny.”

"If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it. If you don't know how delicious our Korean food is, even if you eat it, it's a waste of food." Yu was frightened, but how could Lin Yu be afraid of her?So the two stared at each other, to see who could stare better than the other?

After hearing this, the King of Korea asked, what kind of high-quality food has Lin Yu seen?Lin Yu didn't move his mouth lightly, but took out his mobile phone, and put his hand in his arms, pretending to cover it with his outer clothes, and took out a small projector in the space warehouse.

"Oh, there's no evidence for what you say, so I'll let you have a good experience of what food is!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu looked for the side wall, and felt that one piece was quite flat, so after fiddling with it a few times, he took out his mobile phone and called up a documentary column that has been popular in China for a long time——On the Bite of the Tongue Huaxia, this is a program he had saved long ago. It was originally idle and he wanted to watch it to find his appetite, but now it came in handy.

Many ministers didn't understand what was going on, how they took out two small square bumps and fiddled with them, unable to understand what it meant.So someone angrily reprimanded Lin Yu for delaying time and playing with the minister and the King of Korea.

Now Lin Yu was not happy, he just cursed at the minister, but the minister was defeated by the first word.When several ministers saw this situation, they immediately became energetic, and they simply stepped forward to deal with Lin Yu together, but their ruthlessness was stopped by the king of Koryo as soon as they showed their heads, so they couldn't compete with Lin Yu. Rain on.

After finishing fiddling, as soon as Lin Yu pressed the projection play button, a large screen was projected on the wall, and at the same time there was a sound from the stereo.

Many ministers couldn't help but exclaimed at them, feeling that this matter is so miraculous, such a loud sound can be emitted from such a small box, and it can also be drilled out of it, a moving painting The key is that the characters in this painting are lifelike and can move.It's really amazing!

"Most delicacies are a wonderful spectacle where ingredients and food collide with each other. If you look at this cuisine from the perspective of people and the world, it should be a match made in heaven. Some are touching encounters, and some are just regretting seeing each other..."

At the beginning of the familiar words, the steps of making authentic food on the screen began.The explanation of the action of making food and the deep analysis of the food make people drool, especially the magnetic voice, which seems to be able to penetrate people's hearts.

And the steaming dishes on the screen are mouth-watering, as if you can smell the delicious dishes through the screen.

The ministers were dumbfounded, and the King of Korea and the Princess were also attracted in. A group of people stared wide-eyed, looking at the screen projected on the wall.

From time to time, there will be many cheerful children running on the ridge, jumping for joy, giving people a feeling of comfort.

After the dishes are finished, it is the final stage of tasting. The explanation at this time makes people feel empty, even if they have just finished eating, they still feel full of hunger.

Many ministers kept pursing their mouths and swallowing their saliva. Although they sometimes covered their mouths with their hands, or wiped off the saliva from the corners of their mouths, they still showed embarrassment inadvertently.

After the short section of "China on the Tip of the Tongue" was broadcast, many ministers were so hungry that their stomachs were growling. They reluctantly took their eyes away from the projection screen. From that short section alone, seven dishes appeared, and these seven dishes All the dishes can be called the best dishes.It is simply not comparable to the kimchi rice in their country.

So far, many ministers had no choice but to be convinced by Lin Yu, and even the King of Korea couldn't say anything about Lin Yu.

Lin Yu said triumphantly, "These are the videos taken from the places I experienced, and the dubbing was added in the later stage, so it formed what you see. Although these are just a little bit of the food I have eaten Son, but I think it is definitely better than those kimchi in your country, right?"

If he had said this from the beginning, he would definitely have been criticized by many people, but now Lin Yu was not afraid at all. He looked at the group of people who bowed their heads, with a triumphant smile on the corner of his mouth.

At this time, King Gaoli suddenly asked weakly, "Lin Yu, may I ask what kind of treasures are those things you played with just now?"

Chapter 899, Exchange

Chapter 899, Exchange

"Only those things are actually a projector, a mobile phone, and a small speaker. It's nothing strange." Lin Yu said disdainfully, "We have a set of these things in Datang, and they are all for children. It's a joke. It's nothing special."

King Gaoli was stunned when he heard it. This kind of magical thing is a treasure that he has never seen in his life, but there is only one in Datang, which shows how ignorant he is.It's like a frog in a well, no, it's a frog in a dark abyss.

From this, the King of Korea became interested, and asked Lin Yu, "Then you don't have any other good things in the Tang Dynasty? Show it out for this king to see?"

"Oh, there are so many good things, but there are so many, you probably haven't seen them before. Besides, I can't take them out. For example, there are many people and words on the TV. If you want to watch them You can do whatever you want, you can tell stories and you can sing. There is also the refrigerator, in summer, just put a glass of water in it, and it will turn into a piece of ice after more than an hour. Of course, the more amazing thing is the air conditioner, which will blow out in winter Hot wind, in summer it will come out and blow cold wind, it’s so comfortable!”

Hearing what Lin Yu said, not only the King of Korea, but even many ministers yearned for Tang Dynasty very much, and they only learned about these magical things from the merchants who had been to Datang before.

But those businessmen are more or less suspected of bragging, so many people don't believe it. Now when they learn from Lin Yu, everyone should not feel itchy.

"Ahem, what is the best thing?"

"The best?" Lin Yu rolled his eyes and replied, "Of course the best one belongs to Weishen, which is rare for princes and nobles. By the way, the ones given to the king the day before yesterday Weishen, how do you feel after eating? Do you feel that your body has become stronger and your spirit has improved a lot?"

When asked by Lin Yu, King Goryeo faltered and didn't know what to say. He couldn't say that after eating this majesty, he excitedly fought with the princess for several hours, right?

The princess sitting beside her was also blushing pretty, her heart was pounding, and she inadvertently buried her cheeks.

"Ahem, the curative effect of that mighty god is really good, but I don't know the price, I am willing to buy all your mighty gods."

When she said this, the princess was very happy in her heart.

So the concubine was very concerned about Weishen, and thought that the more such miraculous medicines the better.

Unexpectedly, Lin Yu politely refused, "I told you about this thing, Your Majesty, that you can't buy it with money. If you can buy it, then why don't you think about why the princes and nobles in Chang'an City didn't spend a lot of money to buy it? Who doesn't know that this thing is of great benefit to the human body?"

"Then you mean to barter?"

"Your Majesty is really smart. That's right. I said long ago that I came this time to promote business exchanges and prosperity between the two countries. So I want to use these majestic gods at the same price as Your Majesty in exchange for some Treasures. Look... is there any treasure that can be compared with Weishen?"

King Goryeo thought about it, and the princess immediately leaned into his ear and said a few words. King Goryeo nodded approvingly, and said to Lin Yu, "Then my country of Goryeo has four treasures, namely the Dinghai Beast of Dongzhen Donghai, and the Dinghai The whole body of the beast is made of gold, with a total weight of 7600 catties, and the price is extraordinary. It was made by the previous kings to prevent the tsunami in the East China Sea."

"It is indeed a treasure, and since it is the treasure of Zhenhai, it cannot be moved at will, not to mention that even the Zhenhai beast cannot compare with my mighty god! You must know that Zhenhai is only a town, but my mighty god But it can prolong life, and if you eat too much, it is very likely to restore your youthful appearance!"

"Restore your youthful appearance?" When the princess heard these words, she was overwhelmed with excitement. She grabbed King Gaoli's hand and sent a message to the other party, expressing that she must take down these mighty gods.

Which woman would not want to keep her face forever?But now it’s not just the appearance that stays forever, but the ability to restore the appearance of youth. As a princess, I understand that once I get old, I will lose the favor of the king. If I can regain my youth, I can always enjoy the love that the king treats me. cherish.So he is bound to win this majesty.

So the King of Korea said again: "There is also the thousand-year-old ginseng from Luoshan in the west. That ginseng has grown for 6000 years and has completely become a ghost, but it was subdued by Han Yuanzi and given to the former king. It can prolong life for a hundred years."

When he said this, the officials below started discussing one after another. Some ministers stopped and said that the thousand-year-old ginseng was born by receiving the essence of heaven and earth, how could it be used to exchange for power?It's really too much talent.

Others said that since ginseng can prolong life for a hundred years, why should it be so powerful?

Letting the ministers hustle and bustle, Lin Yu just didn't say a word, and when they all said the same thing, Lin Yu said leisurely:

"Since this man can prolong his life for a hundred years, why didn't the previous kings take it? Instead, he wanted to continue it? I don't think anyone is sure whether the 6000-year-old ginseng can withstand the medicinal power produced inside it? The potency of the medicine is too strong, breaking through the meridians of the person, not to mention prolonging life for a hundred years, you may die on the spot!"

What Lin Yu said made everyone speechless. King Gaoli also turned his head away, not wanting to look at him. He was right. No one is willing to risk his life for an experiment. If he dies, That may be worth the candle.

Then King Gaoli thought for a while and said, "There is a strange stone in Beishan, which is transparent and bright, and its color is as round as fresh milk. On the night of the full moon, you can see the picture of a fairy flying to the moon on it. This king will give you this How about an exchange?"

Lin Yu refused without even thinking about it, "If you want to talk about Xian'e Flying to the Moon, I'll call you one right away, and let you see what Xian'e Flying to the Moon is." After he finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and released A dynamic picture of Chang'e flying to the moon, a stunning and beautiful woman appeared on the big screen projected by the projector, running towards the vast night sky, and finally landed on the moon, with a magnificent moon palace building standing behind her.

This picture looks so beautiful that it makes people immerse themselves in it and forget to return. Many ministers are amazed by it. Some of them are presbyopic, and even opened their eyes wide, trying to see the content on the picture clearly.

Seeing this scene, the King of Koryo immediately shut up. He also saw Chang'e flying to the moon on that strange stone. In fact, it was an image that looked like a person moving in a circle without even moving.How can it compare with the video evolved by Lin Yu?

In the end, the King of Korea really had nothing to say. He could only tell Lin Yu that there was only one flower left in the swamp in the south. It is a very rare medicinal material, which can only be grown here in Korea.

Lin Yu's heart was shocked when he heard about Ma Tianhua. After searching for so long, he finally found the news about Ma Tianhua, and then there was only one seven-star vine left.

Lin Yu stroked his chin and said, "Ma Tianhua? I've never heard of it. Could it be that your majesty is trying to fool me with a random name?"

King Koryo immediately retorted, "How could this king lie to you? Ma Tianhua is indeed a rare flower in our country, and its medicinal properties are special. It is specially used to treat women's diseases, which is absolutely not found in other countries. Therefore It is very precious and should not be shown easily."

"If that's the case, you can bring Ma Tianhua over and let me have a look! Who knows if what you said is true or not?"

King Gaoli was also a straightforward person, and he just waved his hand and asked an eunuch to take out the treasured horse smallpox from the palace hospital. After the eunuch presented it, Lin Yu checked it accurately and found that these horse smallpox It was dry, but it was exactly as described in the information he checked on the Internet.

But Lin Yu knows that he must not show any strange expressions. This is the way of bidding in shopping malls. Otherwise, the other party will see that he really wants this smallpox. Don't want the seven-star vine anymore.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, I'm not talking about you, how useful are these few hay plants to me? What's more, it can only cure women's diseases, and I'm not a woman!" Lin Yu spread his hands, "Forget it, forget it, I won't exchange this with you, I'll give you a few more, and I'll take the rest back to Datang. I'll tell my emperor later that King Koryo wasn't sincere and didn't offer anything of equal value." If things are exchanged, I can only bring back all the mighty gods."

Chapter 900, Violations of Crown

Chapter 900, Violations of Crown

King Goryeo, who was sitting in a high position, couldn't sit still when he heard this. If Lin Yu spread this word back, it's another matter whether he can get the power or not. The key is that his reputation will be ruined. Let people think that King Koryo is a cheapskate, then you will be ashamed.

King Gaoli swallowed hard, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "Then tell me what you want? I can give you whatever I have!"

"Well..." Lin Yu didn't say it directly, wanting to ask for the Seven Star Vine again, but said in a roundabout way, "Actually, I don't feel that anything is particularly important. You see, now that I am at this point, I can get whatever I want. Money and treasures are of no use to me, the most important thing is those herbs..."

Speaking of this, the King of Korea immediately said, "That 6000-year-old ginseng..."

"Come on." Lin Yu waved his hand and said, "You should keep that person and eat it when you get old. I don't dare to test my life with this thing. After all, I am still young and my life is in the future. The road is long."

Then he looked left and right, then put his ear next to Wang Xiaojie's mouth, pretended to be humming twice, and then looked at King Gaoli with a smile.

At this moment, the King of Korea thought it was Wang Xiaojie who was giving advice to Lin Yu, so he stretched his neck just now to listen, but he couldn't hear anything.