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"That's... ah, what's the matter?"

Just as Lin Yu was halfway through speaking, he instantly felt the murderous intent approaching.

Li Li got up and walked to him, put her right foot on his chest, leaned over and said,

"Dare to take advantage of me when I'm drunk. You're the first!"

Lin Yu licked his face and laughed,

"That... I was wronged, I swear to God, I never touched a finger of yours."

"Then how did you get me into bed?"

"Forehead……"

Lin Yu was speechless.

Li Li continued,

"If you hadn't done anything last night, you would have been a eunuch when you woke up."

She turned back to the sofa, continued to drink soy milk, and said nonchalantly

"So you should lie down now, and take it as the price of encountering it, so that you can have a good memory, so as to save you from making mistakes later. Otherwise, I will really castrate you."

Lin Yu nodded repeatedly, and he didn't deny the other party's words.

After all, he didn't dare to joke about the happiness of his lower body.

After Li Li ate and drank enough, she stretched her waist, the tender flesh on her stomach was exposed, and Lin Yu's nostrils were steaming.

He turned his head quickly, not looking at the other party.

Li Li picked up Lin Yu's cell phone and fiddled with him for more than ten minutes before looking up at him.

"Hey, are you hungry?"

"Not hungry!"

Lin Yu spoke very hard, but his stomach growled unbearably.

Li Li laughed out loud,

"Not hungry, are you? Then I won't let you go, just keep lying down."

"Oh no, I'm hungry, I'm really hungry, please untie me first!"

Lin Yu begged.

Li Li turned her face away,

"Cut, who believes it!"

"I'm really hungry and can't take it anymore. I haven't eaten for a few meals, okay? If I don't eat again, I will starve to death."

"Ah, is it so serious? You won't be lying to me, are you?"

"I lied to you as a puppy!"

Li Li nodded and said,

"For your poor sake..."

There was a bright smile on Lin Yu's face, he was waiting to untie, but Li Li actually said,

"Then I'll reward you with that bun on the ground!"

"you!"

Lin Yu was burning with anger, he said angrily,

"What do you mean? Treat me like a dog?"

Li Li said with a look that had nothing to do with me,

"This is what you said, not me. Besides, aren't you about to starve to death? You shouldn't care about food hygiene, right?"

She pouted at the meat buns on the ground,

"Eat quickly, I'll let you loose after eating."

This time Lin Yu was getting excited, he showed a heroic expression,

"Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated! Even if I, Lin Yu, starve to death today, I won't eat a bite of your bun!"

"Hey, you have a lot of backbone! Let's work hard! Let's see how long we can last?" She used the black-screened mobile phone as a mirror, carefully arranged her hair, and secretly looked at the girl lying on the ground. Lin Yu took one look, let out a cold snort, opened the door and left.

Chapter 1 is really fragrant

"Hey, that's my phone!"

Lin Yu shouted at the top of his throat, the only response to him was the sound of footsteps getting farther and farther away.

In fact, he was not afraid of Li Li looking through the things in the phone, but after being misunderstood by Lan Ying last night, he was always looking for an opportunity to explain to her.

But now Li Li took the phone away, if Lan Ying called, the misunderstanding would be even bigger.

"Hey, what kind of outrageous thing have I done? God, you want to do this to me?"

Lin Yu lamented, suddenly, his eyes fell on the kitchen knife on the ground.

"By the way, use this!"

He moved his body carefully so that his hands behind his back could touch the knife, and then slowly swiped at the rope between his wrists.

He moved very carefully, because he couldn't see what was behind him, and it was easy to cut his hands.

Soon, he cut the first rope, but his hands were already trembling with soreness, he had to temporarily put the knife on the ground and move his wrist.

Then he picked up the knife again and continued cutting, cutting three ropes one after another, but there was no sign of them being loosened.

Lin Yu began to doubt life,

"How many strings did this female devil tie me? Is this the rhythm of stalking me to death?"

He endured the sore wrist and continued to cut, at this moment, the door opened unexpectedly.

Li Li changed her clothes again, this time in the style of Yujie, white trousers, a small suit on the upper body, and a white shirt that was bulging.

When Lin Yu saw her, his hands trembled, and the kitchen knife he was not holding tightly fell to the ground with a bang.

Li Li raised her brows, put the buns she just bought on the table, and walked towards him on catwalks.

Lin Yu smirked and moved back,

"You, are you back so soon?"

Li Li didn't answer, but a bright light flashed in her eyes, with a hint of provocation. The corner of her right mouth was raised slightly, and she continued to walk towards Lin Yu.

Lin Yu was still smiling all over his face,

"Well, this dress is so beautiful!"

He moved back half a meter,

"This temperament is unmatched by top stars, it's so cool! I...I..."

Li Li walked right in front of him, stepped on Lin Yu's crotch, and asked in a teasing tone,

"How are you?"

She slightly increased the strength of her foot, as if the other party's answer would not satisfy her, she would step on it.

Lin Yu was about to cry, he felt sorry for his younger brother, he had never done anything bad, but today he was still being targeted.

He was afraid that what if he formed a psychological shadow and couldn't use it anymore?

"I beg you to let me go!"

Lin Yu wailed loudly,

"I was short of calcium since I was a child, and I lacked love when I grew up. My grandma didn't love me, my uncle didn't love me, I was kicked by a donkey when I saw a donkey, and trampled by a pig when I saw a pig. My life is really horrible!"

He doesn't care what men don't cry easily anymore, compared with his little brother, what is that little self-esteem?He forced out two more tears,

"You are pitiful, let me go?"

Seeing his appearance, Li Li sneered and said,

"Cut, you don't have any backbone, you're really not a man. You might as well stop asking for this thing of yours. After cutting it off, you can be my best friend."

"Don't mind, let's talk about it, let me be your boyfriend, don't touch, oh no, don't touch your feet."

"Hmph, I'm disgusted to have someone like you be my boyfriend, I'll die wherever I go!"

Li Li said with disgust, then turned and walked to the table.

Before Lin Yu could breathe a sigh of relief, the other party came over again, stepping on his crotch intentionally or unintentionally.

Lin Yu felt grief and indignation in his heart. His little Lin Yu was supposed to conquer women, but now he has become a dead spot for women to step on. It is estimated that his younger brother is the most useless in the whole world.

Li Li showed a gentle smile, and she took out a bun from her bag and sent it to Lin Yu.

"Are you hungry? Eat!"

Lin Yu looked at her suspiciously, thinking that the weasel's New Year greetings to the chicken must be up to no good.

But he hesitated for a moment, and opened his mouth quickly, because he felt the foot below him gaining strength.

Seeing him eating, Li Li looked very happy, and asked with concern,

"what about the taste?"

To be honest, Lin Yu knew from smelling and smelling that the steamed stuffed bun was definitely made by the Er Zhuang Snack Shop at the corner downstairs.

The same ingredients, the same taste, but it tastes different at this moment.

He immediately showed a moved and happy expression,

"It's so fragrant!"

Li Li nodded, carefully fed the buns to him, and after giving him soy milk, she did not forget to gently wipe his mouth with a paper towel.

Lin Yu panicked in his heart, if the other party lost his temper with him, it would be fine even to punch and kick him.

But the tenderness at this moment made him shudder from the bottom of his heart.

"Sister Li, just tell me what you want me to do. I'm willing to do whatever I can, as long as you let me go."

Li Li pinched his face and said playfully,

"It scares you so much that you can't straighten your tongue."

Lin Yu thought,

"Can I not be afraid? My younger brother is stepping on your feet. If you say something wrong, I will be half disabled when you step down."

After thinking about it, Li Li asked,

"Do you really think I'm beautiful?"

Lin Yu nodded. This is by no means perfunctory. In terms of body and appearance, Li Li can definitely score [-]%.

Lan Ying scored 87 points, and Sister Qing scored 89 points.

Li Li was very satisfied with this answer, so she continued to ask,

"Then you want to..."

Before she could finish asking, Lin Yu hurriedly begged,

"Sister Li, don't play with me, okay, you are the most beautiful, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. My love for you can be learned from the world, but I have absolutely no wrong thoughts, if there is a lie , five thunders strike the top, I will not die!"

"Oh, I see. I didn't want to ask you this again. Why are you so excited and swear such a scary oath?"

"Then what do you want to ask?"

Lin Yu wanted to cry but had no tears.

Li Li thought for a while and said,

"I just want to ask you, would you like to be my boyfriend?"

"What? What did you say?"