My wife is number one in the world

"What kind of tricks, bullshit tricks, just use money...Little bastard, I am loyal to your mother and have no second thoughts, how could I go to a filthy place like a brothel.

Besides, what happened to the fierce horse, our Liu family also runs the horse business. Another day, you go to the horse farm to find a horse master and learn how to tame the fierce horse. No matter how fierce the horse is, as long as it is put on the reins, it must be tame. study. "

"Hey, you are a majestic and majestic man, and on February [-]rd Penglailou spent a lot of money just to make the oiran Su Weijia smile. Old man, how many Liu Yuanwai are there in Jinling? How many are the richest men in Jiangnan."

Liu Zhi'an's expression became resentful: "Son, what do you mean? Why can't Dad understand?"

"Yo Yo Yo, what a loving father, are you no longer a bastard? No longer an old man? I heard that my mother bought a new washing board. I don't know if it is sharp or not. If it is not sharp, my legs can... clothes It can't be washed clean."

Liu Zhian gritted his teeth: "Son, tell me how much you want."

Liu Mingzhi stretched out a finger, indicating that there is no 1000 taels, this matter cannot be resolved.

Liu Zhi'an angrily took out a stack of tickets and threw them on the table: "I don't have 1 taels, only 5000 taels. I'm rotten with this matter."

Unbelievable, Liu Mingzhi grabbed the stack of bank notes in disbelief, short-sighted, really short-sighted, or else I have never seen the world, the richest man in Jiangnan is the richest man in Jiangnan, and talk about money always ends with the word ten thousand , Qian, don't bother to mention it.

"Old man, righteousness, the 5000 taels is barely enough, who made us father and son love each other deeply."

"Get out, give me a hard time thinking about Qi Yun's matter."

Liu Mingzhi picked up the silver ticket and stood up: "Old man, although wildflowers are fragrant, they are also easy to provoke wild bees and butterflies, and they are not clean."

Chapter 32Fairy Tales

"Master, Ying'er has already arranged for Mr. Qi Liang to live in your room according to Madam's instructions. Your bed is occupied by Mr. Qi Liang. What should you do, Master?"

Ying'er beat Liu Mingzhi's back obediently, and from time to time she picked up candied fruit and brought it to Liu Mingzhi's mouth.

Liu Mingzhi stretched his waist: "What can I do? Let's live together. We all eat and live together in the academy's dormitory. The two big men are not so taboo."

Ying'er raised her head and thought about it. It seemed that Liu Mingzhi was also saying that there was nothing wrong with two big men sleeping in the same room.

The little loli Liu Xuan ran to the gazebo where Liu Mingzhi was with a smile in her hand holding a pastry, and held the pastry in her right hand to Liu Mingzhi's mouth: "Brother, eat the pastry."

Liu Mingzhi patted Liu Xuan's head: "Xuanxuan is still well-behaved and knows how to hurt her big brother, unlike your second brother's unscrupulous little bastard who knows how to cause trouble all day long."

The little girl lowered her head like an ostrich: "Second brother is studying in the study room. Daddy said that if the second brother is not educated from an early age, sooner or later, he will become a thing like you, brother, what is it or not?"

Ying'er thumped her hands for a moment, and laughed sullenly, thinking that the eldest young master always said that the second young master caused trouble.

Liu Mingzhi gently pulled Ying'er's hair on the temples: "Little girl, you dare to laugh at the young master, be careful that the young master will make you cry tonight."

Ying'er's face became ruddy and she pouted, "Young master is not good at it, young master is just a talkative one."

"Little girl, the young master is not a good person. Be careful one day if you really lose your temper, then you will have nowhere to regret it."

Liu Xuan shook her head and looked at her elder brother suspiciously: "Why did elder brother go to sister Ying'er's room? Is it because elder brother has no place to sleep? Xuan'er can let elder brother sleep on the bed, but elder brother, you want to tell Xuan'er a story Just listen."

The question of Liu Xuan's innocent words made Liu Mingzhi a little embarrassed, and Ying'er's pretty face was even more red.

Pinching Liu Xuan's little face, Liu Mingzhi smiled gently: "I know that Xuan'er loves eldest brother the most, but he has to tell a story before bedding eldest brother, and eldest brother is sad."

Liu Xuan pouted, "Brother, don't be sad, Xuan'er can just put you in bed."

"Yo, our little cutie is still angry, why do you want big brother to tell a story? Isn't the story told by my mother good?"

Liu Xuan tilted her head and thought for a while: "Mother's story is also nice, but my mother always tells a story, and Xuan'er can tell it when she hears it."

"Okay, big brother will tell you a story, just the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, do you listen?"

Liu Xuan immediately smiled and clapped her palms: "Big brother is the best, big brother, what is Snow White and what are the seven dwarfs."

"Brother will tell you right away, a long time ago, there lived a very beautiful little princess in a distant country. Her skin... with the help of the dwarves, the prince saved The princess lived, and they lived happily ever after.”

Liu Xuan's small eyes showed a look of yearning: "Big Brother, Snow White is really happy. There are seven dwarfs to help them. Xuan'er will also find a man like a prince in the future."

Ying'er also showed a longing look on the side, and envied Snow White for having so many friends to help her, and a prince who loved her so much.

Liu Mingzhi squeezed Liu Xuan's cheeks with both hands: "Little girl, you are thinking about getting married when you are young. I don't know how to be ashamed."

"Hmph, big brother bullied Xuan'er."

"Xuan'er, you are wrong. This story is actually telling us that licking a dog is destined to have nothing, and the dwarf is the best example. Remember the words of eldest brother, you must not become a licking dog, you know?"

"Brother, what is licking a dog?"

"Lick a dog, lick a dog is an honest person."

"Brother, what is an honest man?"

"The honest man, the honest man is the pick-up man."

"Then what is a pick-up xia?"

"Panman, he is a good man."

Xuan'er nodded in understanding but not understanding: "Xuan'er understands, eldest brother is licking dogs."

柳明志噎住了，神色纠结的看着柳萱：“是不是想挨揍了，竟然敢说大哥是舔狗。”

"Brother, aren't you a good person?"

Liu Mingzhi was taken aback: "Of course the big brother is a good person."

Liu Xuan counted with her fingers: "Brother said that licking a dog is an honest person, an honest person is a pan-chasing man, and a pan-chasing man is a good man, so if the eldest brother is a dog-licking dog, he is still an honest man, he is still a pan-chasing man, and a good man, Xuan'er said right?"

Liu Mingzhi laughed a little. Children's views are always so simple and so different.

"Xuan'er, remember what eldest brother said, the good person that eldest brother said is not that good person, the good person that eldest brother said is that eldest brother is a good person, do you understand?"

Liu Xuan became confused. She pinched her fingers to distinguish the difference between the two good people. Not only did Liu Xuan become confused, but Liu Mingzhi himself became confused.

Liu Xuan jumped off Liu Mingzhi's lap: "Brother, you are a good person, I will go to my mother."

After saying that, he jumped out of the pavilion.

Liu Mingzhi looked at the little Loli who ran far away in astonishment, and smiled sadly: "It turns out that I am really a good person."

Chapter 33 The Orphan Copy of Big and Young

Liu Zhi'an looked at Heitan in front of him strangely... Kid Qi Liang asked suspiciously, "Your name is Qi Liang?"

Qi Yun gave a respectful salute: "Boy Qi Liang pays respects to his uncle. I'm really sorry for taking the liberty of making trouble."

Liu Zhi'an nodded with a hint of doubt: "Since it's Xiaobadu... Zhi'er's classmate and friend, you must support each other. Zhi'er was spoiled by his mother at home, and raised a whole body of bad guys." You have to take more responsibility for the disadvantages caused by living together."

Qi Yun looked at Liu Zhi'an, who was chatting so politely and politely, and looked at Liu Mingzhi, who was a little rambunctious. She couldn't believe that the two were father and son. How could such a kind old man have such an unsatisfactory thing.