My wife is number one in the world

Liu Mingzhi looked unhappy: "You say they surround me like flies, and you're calling me shit."

Liu Song's face darkened when he heard the words, wondering why Master Xindao's brain circuits are so strange, and why his focus is so different, he hurriedly shook his head: "Master, Xiao Song dares to swear to the sky, Xiao Song absolutely has no such intentions."

Liu Mingzhi said lightly: "Then you can send it, the young master is watching."

Liu Song stared dumbfounded at the young master who asked to start your performance, and scratched his hair anxiously, as if he was thinking about what I should do.

Liu Mingzhi suddenly remembered that his predecessor had died on a woman's belly and asked curiously, "Xiao Song, do you think I'm horny, young master?"

"That guy is simply a sensual...love...master of the field of love, young master, you are born handsome, and the master has a wealth of wealth, and the young master has not yet married a wife, so it is natural to be suave and suave. Among them." Liu Song stammered.

Liu Mingzhi sneered lightly, knowing that what his little book boy said was not entirely true, and he did not force him to ask.

Gently smashed the folding fan in his hand: "Okay, since you said that being romantic and suave is a reasonable thing, then let's go to Yanyu Pavilion first and then turn to Dangyang Academy."

"Ah, young master, the master ordered Xiaosong to watch that you arrived at the academy safely, and you turned around and went into the brothel to meet prostitutes after you left the house. How can Xiao Song explain to the master?"

Liu Mingzhi raised the folding fan in his hand and slammed it on Liu Song's head: "Fool, only heaven knows this matter, you know me, I don't tell you, how can the old man know?"

"However, Komatsu feels that he has a heavy trust from the master."

Liu Mingzhi hesitated word by word: "I trust an egg, in one sentence, go or not?"

"Go, go, go, if the young master says to go, I will listen to the young master."

As soon as the two arrived at the gate of the Misty Rain Pavilion, the girl welcoming guests at the gate saw Liu Mingzhi's master and servant from a distance.He greeted you affectionately, "Young Master Liu, you haven't come to Yanyu Building for some time, but you have missed the girls in our pavilion. Today you have to make up for the wounded hearts of the sisters."

Liu Mingzhi was not polite, and quietly stretched out his hands to the two girls' hips and patted them a few times: "Is it a broken heart, or are you short of money to buy rouge gouache?"

The girl gave Liu Mingzhi a charming look, and lifted Liu Mingzhi's chin with her pale jade fingers: "Young Master Liu, what do you think the slave family lacks?"

"It's all missing, it's all missing. Today, the young master will make up for you well. Make up for the soul, and make up for the rouge and gouache. Xiaosong, take the money."

Xiaomatsu pouted without saying a word, took out two pieces of silver from the purse and handed it to Liu Mingzhi.

"How about it, young master, my miraculous doctor, has healed the heartache of the two sisters?"

The two girls put away the money without a trace: "Master Liu is a wonderful doctor, my sister and I'll be cured soon."

Liu Mingzhi laughed a few times, winked and said: "Why can you relieve your worries, only Yinliang, since you two are cured, I heard that the girls in the Yanyu Building have excellent flute skills, today, my lord How about getting to know each other?"

The two girls hadn't spoken yet. The old man in the brothel had seen Liu Mingzhi from a distance, and hurriedly greeted him: "Isn't this Young Master Liu? You haven't come to pamper our girl for some days."

"Mother Wu is really joking. You come to this misty and rainy pavilion like a cloud every day. What is it like to leave me Liu Mingzhi alone?"

"How can they compare to your identity, Young Master Liu? It is a blessing to have you, Young Master Liu, come to my Yanyu Pavilion."

"Mother Wu, you are really good at talking. The young master is very happy to hear this."

The prostitute is excited now: "Master Liu is really happy today?"

"Happy, of course the young master is happy."

The old bustard turned around and shouted excitedly: "Everyone, Mr. Liu will pay for all the expenses of the Misty Rain Pavilion today."

Liu Mingzhi was stunned, what the hell, paying the bill?Whatever happens, I'll pay the bill.

"Xiaomatsu, did I say I'm going to pay everyone today?"

Liu Song said timidly: "My lord, you used to pay all the money of everyone in the Yanyu Pavilion as long as you were happy, but this time we only brought 100 taels of silver when we went out."

"What the hell, pay everyone if you're happy. Did the old man get his money in a big wind? This prodigal thing, how many soy milk and fried dough sticks are there?"

"Mother Wu, come here."

The old bustard twisted his plump body and stuck it up: "What is your order, Mr. Liu? How many girls do you want to accompany?"

"Young master doesn't order any, my family is poor, so I will leave." After speaking, Liu Song, who was staring at the girl in the brothel, hurried out of the misty rain pavilion.

"What, I ordered ten girls to accompany you, but Young Master Liu actually ran away?"

"I ordered two jars of 50-year-old Zhuyeqing."

The angry shouts of the men came from the Misty Rain Pavilion.

Chapter 6 Your Kidney Deficiency

"Yanyu Pavilion, bah, shit, Yanyu Killing Pavilion is right, let's not say that I want to meet Su Ruyu and Liu Ruyan, the famous courtesans who move Jianghuai, at least let me have a drink Let’s talk about Huajiu, it’s good, I didn’t go in through the gate, but I have to pay for all the female tickets first, do you think I’m Mr. Zhao?”

Liu Mingzhi, who was out of the Yanyu Pavilion, complained all the way, and from time to time, a few swear words that Liu Song couldn't understand came out to express the depressed mood in his heart.

I thought that I would finally be able to take care of the poor ladies and sisters with the meager pocket money every month without breaking the law, but this is good, Liu Mingzhi scolded in his heart: "This prodigal thing, it's not a home. I know chai, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea."

"Master, can we go to Dangyang Academy now? If we don't go, we won't be able to catch up with dinner." Liu Song carefully asked Liu Mingzhi, who was depressed with a book basket on his back.

Sure enough, Liu Song's head was patronized by the folding fan again: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, what do you know, you little kid with no hair on your head, you are still deeply in the blessing and don't know the blessing, you have to know in the future I don't know when a great creature like a dragon will become extinct, and it is basically impossible to be served by a dragon." After Liu Mingzhi said this, he looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, his face full of melancholy.

"Dragon? Young master, although Komatsu doesn't read much, he also knows that dragon is a mythical creature that exists in myths and legends. You and I are just mortals, how could we be served by immortals? I don't know what kind of thing. Only immortals can be served by a dragon." Liu Song also looked up at the sky, as if he wanted to find traces of dragons in the thick clouds in the sky.

Liu Mingzhi sighed mournfully: "Yan Que is aware of Honghu's ambitions, I don't know happiness in the midst of happiness, a dragon, a dragon, people in Guangdong have lost contact with each other."

The address of Dangyang Academy is on Erlong Mountain, [-] miles west of Jinling City. The academy is built on the mountain.

Erlong Mountain is said to be 200 years ago when someone saw two dragons playing with pearls in the clouds above the mountain. Later, for some unknown reason, two dragons descended from the sky on Dangyang Mountain, so Dangyang Mountain began to change from 200 years ago. The name is Erlong Mountain.

Since ancient times, Jiangnan has outstanding people, and there are many talented and beautiful people. It is not groundless to say that Dangyang Academy can produce all the talented people in the world. Three of the six books of the Dragon Dynasty are from Dangyang Academy, and the name of Dangyang Academy is famous all over the world. .

The head of Dangyang Academy heard that Renzheng had two direct disciples under his sect, one of them was Tong Sansi, the prime minister and right chancellor who was famous all over the world.

Wen Renzheng is more than 70 years old. This is a long-lived person in the ancient times when people lived in their [-]s. Wen Renzheng has been full of peaches and plums since he taught. This old man did not live in seclusion in the academy. In the process of self-cultivation, he would come out from time to time to give lectures to the students of the academy.

Hum chi, hum chi sound came.

Liu Mingzhi used both hands and feet to climb step by step towards the mountain gate of Dangyang Academy. Yes, he was walking.

Liu Mingzhi, who barely climbed to the middle of the mountain, was speechless with sweat on his face: "No, no, what the hell is wrong with Dangyang Academy on such a high place? Reading still makes people come to climb the mountain, and the young master said that it is definitely not a good thing to come to study, and he has not reached the place yet, and he will lose half his life first."

Liu Song's face was reddish, and his breath was stable. He gently untied the bamboo tube from his waist and handed it to Liu Mingzhi: "Young master, take a drink and rest, as long as we get to the academy before the sun goes down, there will be no big problem. ."

Liu Mingzhi stretched out his hand like an exhausted ghost to take the bamboo tube that Liu Song handed over, and took a big gulp: "Xiao Song, aren't you tired? Why do I feel like you are a normal person after climbing the mountain for so long."

Liu Song opened his mouth and hesitated, scratching his head and scratching his ears at a loss.

"What's the matter, there are hot steamed buns in your mouth, what do you want to say?"

"Master, this is what you asked me to say."

"Let the fart go."