Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Therefore, Emperor Chongzhen, who had been mentally prepared for the problem of too large a gap after the official was cut off, had already released rumors as early as the first year of Chongzhen, and planned to come to Enke again in the second year of Chongzhen.

And this time Enkebi admitted more people in the first year of Chongzhen.

Of course, the large number of people is entirely in the three categories of Minglu, Mingsu, and Gewu. The Jinshi section, which mainly studies stereotyped essays, still only needs [-].

As soon as the news of Enke's opening came out in Beijing, it immediately caused a shock.

At first, everyone thought that after killing such a large number of officials this year, the number of Jinshi admitted by Enke would be a little bit more.

But no one thought that there were only three hundred of them.

Emperor Chongzhen, who likes to go around the palace in micro clothes when he has nothing to do, not only came out by himself this time, but also brought out Empress Zhou and Princess Zhu Jingxue together.

Unlike the idiotic "one emperor through the ages" Brother Mazi in the later generations of braid dramas, the Chongzhen Emperor never wore bright yellow clothes when he was in micro-clothes.

He said that folks are not allowed to wear yellow clothes, but you yourself are wearing bright yellow waves all over the street, are you fucking deceiving your ears or deceiving your ears.

Especially those little girls who were rushing towards Brother Mazi one by one.

If he hadn't guessed the meaning of the clothes, would he still want those little girls to catch his eye with his pockmarked face?

Or those screenwriters of later generations who could raise fish in their heads thought it was okay, but Emperor Chongzhen thought it was unlikely.

Emperor Chongzhen wore a white shirt and looked like a scholar.

It's just that he is dressed like a rich man and surrounded by a group of guards or people who don't look good, so no one in the restaurant wants to stay near Emperor Chongzhen.

And Emperor Chongzhen was so happy.

Going out of the palace in a micro-service is to relax, take your wife and children out to have fun, and it's not about observing people's sentiments, so why do you have to act incomparably close to the people.

Embracing the eldest princess who was curious about everything and wanted to catch everything, Emperor Chongzhen was both happy and disappointed.

Regardless of what the emperor of the Ming Dynasty looked like in later generations of film and television dramas, in fact, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty was really not ugly.

Even if Zhu Yuanzhang, the emperor of Taizu Gao, was a little ugly, but after more than a dozen generations of genetic improvement, no matter how ugly the gene was at the beginning, it has been improved to be beautiful now.

Even if Emperor Chongzhen thought that he would be a duck in later generations with this good skin, he would be sought after by rich women all over the world.

How could Zhu Jingxue, the eldest princess of the Ming Dynasty, born of Emperor Chongzhen, who had the potential to be a bad boy, and Empress Zhou, who was selected after dozens of screenings, be ugly.

It has only been a few months, and it is already obvious that she is a beauty embryo.

Unless it grows crooked in the future.

After all the dishes were served, Emperor Chongzhen first filled a spoon with some custard and fed it to the eldest princess, and then said to Empress Zhou: "Madam also try the dishes of this restaurant, it's really good."

Empress Zhou said worriedly: "Ningde is still young, why don't you feed her like this?"

Emperor Chongzhen took a sign, and said in a tangled way: "It should be fine. It's a few months old. If it gets older, it's time to learn to walk and eat something. Especially this custard, it's this The chefs in the shop carefully made it, so don’t worry.”

Seeing that Emperor Chongzhen was in a rare good mood, Empress Zhou didn't persuade him anymore, but just tasted the delicious food on the table to her heart's content.

After eating a few dishes, Empress Zhou put down her chopsticks and turned to Emperor Chongzhen, "Officer, it is said in the history books that the first emperor had to read more than 300 catties of memorials every day. I don't know if it is true or not?"

Emperor Chongzhen knew that it was Queen Zhou who had changed his ways to persuade himself to be more diligent and not to make troubles all the time.

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen said, "Madam, do you know what Qin Shi's memorials are made of?"

Queen Zhou said: "Bamboo slips."

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said, "That's right, it's the bamboo slips. But how many words can there be on a bamboo slip? How many words can there be on a piece of paper now? If it is replaced by a paper memorial of three hundred catties, you see that the first emperor can still read it." You can’t handle three hundred catties a day.”

Since Emperor Chongzhen didn't shy away from the people around him at all, he spoke a little louder, but it happened to attract a person on the table next to him to respond: "What this young master said is very true. If it is a bamboo slip of three hundred catties, although It’s extremely slow to process, but it’s much less than three hundred catties of paper.”

Emperor Chongzhen was even more proud when he saw someone agreeing, and after correcting the posture of holding Ningde, he raised his eyebrows and smiled at Empress Zhou.

Queen Zhou was also amused.

This emperor is good in everything, except that he always has a childlike temper, easy to vent his anger, and he is always good at killing people.

Emperor Chongzhen, who had just aroused excitement, couldn't keep his mouth shut, and continued: "How else can we say that our Chinese ancestors are smart. Let's just talk about this paper.

This paper is really a good thing.Just this kind of writing and recording on paper is much better than those barbarians who rely on sheepskin to record. "

The scholar on the table next to him laughed and continued: "Young master's words are very true. The level of papermaking of those Xiyi is probably the same as that of the old Song Dynasty, let alone my dynasty."

Chongzhen said with a smile: "It's better for them to use sheepskin. This is the best way. How can the barbarians learn the skills of my Chinese ancestors so easily."

The scholar who accosted me heard the words, but objected: "Young master, I dare not agree with this.

As the saying goes, when barbarians enter China, China will grow. Barbarians admire our Chinese language, which is an opportunity to spread the teachings of sages. How can we cherish ourselves? "

Emperor Chongzhen couldn't help but laugh, and he was a fucking idiot who was dumbfounded by reading.

You are so fucking generous, who is as generous as you?What doesn't block you?For such an idiot, it's better to let him travel to later generations to see the consequences of generosity, otherwise he will think about spreading the teachings of saints all day long.

educate your sister.

Emperor Chongzhen didn't bother to care about this kind of idiot who would get more energetic the more he reasoned, shook his head and smiled, and said to the scholar: "What this brother said is true, Xiao Ke is contemptible."

Seeing Emperor Chongzhen's disapproving look, the scholar immediately felt that his face had been swept away. After bowing his hands to Emperor Chongzhen, the scholar asked, "Song Yingxing, do you know your brother's name?"

You're the same as the stubborn masters of the Forty-Nine City in the later generations, and you're going to spin around before you start a fight. That's it.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was teased by Song Yingxing and wanted to laugh, simply cupped his hands and said, "Xiaoke's surname is Zhu, Zhu Xiaosong."

Isn't that right, Song Yingxing?Why is this name so familiar?Which big cow is it?

But before Emperor Chongzhen remembered who this Song Yingxing was, Song Yingxing had already cupped his hands and said, "You can see that Mr. Zhu just laughed, but what did Xiaoke say wrong?"

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said: "Dare to ask Shen Jintai, where did the saying come from when you enter the barbarians and the barbarians enter the Xia Zexia?"

Song Yingxing's expression changed immediately.

Whether it is Confucius or Mencius, in fact, neither of them said this sentence.

The real source of this sentence was invented by Xu Heng, a pseudo-Confucian who served in the Mongolian Yuan Dynasty, to discuss the legitimacy of the Mongolian Yuan regime.

Its core argument is that "owning the land of Huaxia and continuing to use the Huaxia system" recognizes its legitimacy regardless of whether it has Chinese national blood or not.

Where did Emperor Chongzhen's words come from? For Song Yingxing, it was like hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, which directly showed that this sentence was fucking illegal for him!

Although Emperor Hongwu, the founder of the country, recognized the legitimacy of the Yuan Dynasty, in fact, no one took this recognition seriously.

If you really want to take it seriously, what is the matter with Emperor Chengzu Yongle's five expeditions to Mongolia?

To put it bluntly, it’s not that he has taken a fancy to his territory and wants to grab it back again-the so-called recognition of his legitimacy is because I have taken a fancy to his territory, so it has to be "since ancient times".