Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

The situation in the south of the Yangtze River is treacherous, and Xu Hongji, the Duke of the State of Wei, is struggling to take him in, but King Gui, who set off from Hengzhou, is very at ease.

When everything is imminent, I’m afraid I’m going to mess myself up. Once a decision is made and implemented, the rest will not be so difficult—since you don’t intend to rebel, just listen to the emperor’s words, and it doesn’t matter whether he stays in Daming or goes to sea. In Jianguo, the wealth and honor of a lifetime is always indispensable.

The most urgent thing is to rush to Fengyang as soon as possible. You can't let His Majesty wait for you in Fengyang for too long, even if you are the emperor's uncle.

Haven't seen the emperor's other uncle, Fu Wang, is already cold.

Gui Wang Zhu Changying, who was concerned about this matter, kept urging him to hurry up, ignoring the unlucky Chen Chongshan in the prison car.

Chen Chongshan's spirit is also very good, he eats when he has food, and water is good, he is convenient for defecating, and he doesn't look like he is looking for death at all. Zhu Dalang, who claims to be a poet with one hand and a sword with one hand, is amazed. chatted.

It's just that every time the two of them chatted, it was good at the beginning, and the taste changed as they chatted-in terms of their views on the current emperor, the two of them couldn't pee in the same pot anyway.

If that's the case, it's fine not to talk, but Zhu Dalang likes to tease Chen Chongshan, and Chen Chongshan can't stand it, and often quarrels can be seen in a few words, which can be regarded as the joy of Zhu Dalang traveling all the way to relieve boredom.

After several times, Chen Chongshan felt that he couldn't always be led by this Zhu Dalang, and he had to find a way to take the initiative by himself.

So when Zhu Dalang came over again when he was resting on the road, Chen Chongshan spoke first: "I see that your Excellency always hides poems and books in your arms, but you have a knife in your waist. I don't know if you like reading books." Or do you like to wield knives and swords?"

Surprised that Chen Chongshan spoke first, Zhu Dalang laughed and said, "Knives are used to cut people, books are used to read, and there is no conflict in itself, right? Don't you Confucius say it again, and you want a gentleman with six arts?"

After finishing speaking, Zhu Dalang continued to ask: "By the way, what are these six arts of a gentleman? Which six arts are they?"

Chen Chongshan said disdainfully: "Naturally, it is rites, music, archery, censorship, calligraphy, and mathematics. If you can't master the five classics and the six arts, how can you be a gentleman?"

Zhu Dalang put on a silly and naive look and asked, "Then how many classics have you mastered? How many arts have you mastered?"

Chen Chongshan was speechless for a moment.

The exams in the Ming Dynasty were stereotyped essays, and even the Four Books and Five Classics were too strenuous to figure out how to pass the exam. The rest of the time was spent on etiquette and music. Where did the spirit come from? Shooting, imperialism, numbers, etc.?

Seeing that Chen Chongshan was silent, Zhu Dalang continued, "Look, you always say that you are gentlemen, but you don't even know the five classics and six arts. What kind of gentleman are you talking about? If you want me to say, this "Jin Ping Mei" is more beautiful."

The status of Jin Ping Mei is roughly equivalent to that of Internet authors to traditional authors, and has never been looked down upon by literati, especially Chen Chongshan, who is so stupid in reading.

Hearing Zhu Dalang mentioning "The Golden Plum", Chen Chongshan said angrily: "Chen is not good at learning, so naturally he doesn't call him a gentleman, but you can't make fun of Chen with "The Golden Plum"!"

Zhu Dalang said with a dry smile: "Damn it, isn't it because I'm afraid that you will be bored along the way, so I want you to read more books and study by the way."

Seeing that Chen Chongzhi was still glaring, Zhu Dalang laughed again, and changed the subject: "By the way, how much land does your brother have at home? What is your annual income? Have you ever married a wife?"

Chen Chongshan squinted his eyes and said: "Is this your wish for Dalang to ask the answer? If you answer well, you can show it to the book, and if you don't answer well, you will be knifed?" After finishing speaking, Chen Chongshan sneered again: "They are all sensible people, you What poetry and knife are you playing with me?"

Zhu Dalang said with a dry smile: "Look, this is boring, right? We're kind enough to chat with you, but what about you?"

Chen Chongshan had seen Zhu Dalang's shameless side, so he simply closed his eyes and ignored him.

Zhu Dalang was not annoyed, he simply stayed beside Chen Chongshan and took a rest on the spot.

Anyway, chatting is not my goal, I just need to ensure that Chen Chongshan can survive to Fengyang.

Emperor Chongzhen, who had been traveling all the way, knew about these shitty things through the report of Jinyiwei. Whether it was in Nanjing or Hengzhou, Emperor Chongzhen knew all about it, but he didn't take it to heart--I just have a quick head, and I don't accept it. Go ahead and try it.

But Emperor Chongzhen's arrogant style didn't become so awesome when he arrived at the Fengyang Imperial Mausoleum—on the territory of the ancestors, he had to be honest no matter what he did.

The ancestral mausoleum, that is, the emperor's mausoleum, is located fifteen miles south of Fengyang County. It was built by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of Hongwu, for his parents and brothers and sister-in-law. It was completed in Hongwu 12 years.

In the second year of Hongwu, it was recommended as the Yingling Mausoleum, and later renamed as the Imperial Mausoleum.

The Ming Mausoleum is of the same system as the Ming Xiao Mausoleum in Nanjing. Although it is not the mausoleum of an emperor, it has "palaces and palaces, magnificent and austere", with hundreds of Xiangdian, Zhaigong, and official halls. The inscription on the imperial mausoleum was written by Zhu Yuanzhang himself.

In such an awesome place, no matter how arrogant Emperor Chongzhen is, he has to be honest.

What's more, according to the provisions of the "Daming Huidian Renzu Mausoleum", all officials who pass by the mausoleum on official business must visit the mausoleum. I can't tell what's going on.

It's okay not to go, and bear the reputation of being unfilial to death—but this is Daming, not the later generations.

Even if there are plenty of beating fathers and mothers in later generations, filial piety, a word deeply engraved in the bones of Chinese people, still determines that filial piety to parents and elders is the mainstream.

Not to mention the current Daming, no matter who it is, once it bears a reputation of being unfilial, it will be really notorious.

Even if this person is the emperor.

After paying homage to the imperial tomb, that is, the Renzu Mausoleum, Emperor Chongzhen suddenly remembered something.

This ancestral mausoleum seems to have been planed by Zhang Xianzhong in the original history!

But fortunately, now Zhang Xianzhong didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he ran to Liaodong and defected to Mao Wenlong, and went to Jiannu with all his heart.

This can be regarded as news that made Emperor Chongzhen happier.

What made Emperor Chongzhen unhappy was that it took almost half a month for King Gui Zhu Changying to run from Hengzhou to Fengyang.

After visiting the ancestral mausoleum with King Gui again, Emperor Chongzhen entertained King Gui Zhu Changying in the palace.

After half of the banquet, Zhu Changying was so frightened that Zhu Changying dropped the cup with his first words: "Uncle Gui, do you think I am too harsh on the clan?"

Zhu Changying said in his heart that Guan Benwang's shit is not harsh?You still don't know in your heart?

But Zhu Changying really didn't have the guts to say this in front of Emperor Chongzhen. It is really a lesson learned by Zhu Changxun, the King of Fu.

After a little deliberation, Zhu Changying cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, why did you say that? My minister said something outrageous. The original vassal kings were all princes in name only. In fact, they are more at ease than the lords of those small countries overseas.

His Majesty allowed the vassals to establish their own countries abroad, which was originally a great grace, but who can say that His Majesty is harsh? "

Emperor Chongzhen sighed: "It's hard for me too. The palm of my hand is flesh, and the back of my hand is also flesh. No matter what, I feel wronged in my heart."

Do you still dare to be shameless?

Zhu Changying, who was in pain because of Emperor Chongzhen's pretentiousness, was in pain for a long time before he cupped his hands and said, "Why should your majesty care about this? It's just some shameless literati spreading rumors. I've been going all the way, and which of the common people don't spread the word?" Your Majesty is very gracious?"

Only then did Emperor Chongzhen hum, and said, "Brother Huang traveled so early, leaving this country on my shoulders, I am really tired sometimes."

Zhu Changying thinks it's over, I won't play with you anymore, if you continue to play like this, I will die suddenly.

After making up his mind, Zhu Changying cupped his hands to Emperor Chongzhen again and said, "Your Majesty, I have a merciless request. I hope His Majesty will grant it."

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said, "Where is Uncle Gui talking, we are all one family. If Uncle Gui has any request, feel free to ask me, as long as I can agree, I will definitely agree."

That's right, if you can agree, you will agree, if you can't, then say that I have made you difficult, and then I will have to take back what I said, and I have to ask you for a crime or something, you have an abacus It's so fucking good.

Why did Lao Zhu's house produce such a shameless thing like you!

3 Chapter Sixty I Tell You the Reason

Zhu Changying deeply admired the shamelessness of Emperor Chongzhen, but he still had to raise his own request, and he could also take advantage of the opportunity to climb up the pole and raise it higher.

After thinking for a while, Zhu Changying cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty Qizuo, what I think is actually like Uncle Tang, King Qing, and King Qin, who founded the country overseas and will forever be the Ping Fan of the Ming Dynasty."