Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

I bought a watch!Chongzhen cursed secretly in his heart, this bloody queue!Shoot the wool!Maybe I blow up my own people first, and then I still have to hang on that crooked neck tree!

Just when Chongzhen was upset, he heard Xu Guangqi say: "If the rifle is discarded, it will be much more convenient. Not only will the output increase, but the explosion of the chamber will also be much less. A gun can be fired hundreds of times. Even thousands of times without blowing up."

Nima, those five-six-style, eight-one-bars and the like in later generations have never heard of bombing. In an anime I watched, the rabbit still threw the five-six half into the sand Step on it, pick it up or light it up with a shuttle?I don't want those awesome guys from Yingjiang's family, I just want one that is about five or sixty-five. That's not a high requirement, is it?This bitch can't do it either!He is his mother!

However, it was finally a turnaround, and it was good news that the smoothbore could be used—it was much better than the smoothbore being blown up too.Although the smoothbore is not good, the big deal is that if you don't play fixed-point sniping, you can still do it by shooting in line.

But on this matter, it is impossible for Chongzhen to be happy if he wants to, and it is very unlikely that he will be happy in this life.Only being happy for a while and being upset for a while is the eternal cycle of Chongzhen's life.

Sure enough, Xu Guangqi went on to say: "Actually, the reason is that the steel is not good enough. If there is good steel, I have the confidence to make the firecracker go further. In addition, the steam engine that His Majesty mentioned earlier..."

Seeing Xu Guangqi with a wry smile on his face and not going any further, Chongzhen asked curiously, "What's the matter with that? It's also a steel issue?"

Xu Guangqi bowed and said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, that one does not have high requirements for steel materials. According to the experiment done by Your Majesty that day, if it is not sealed tightly, it will always leak steam to the world, and the pole inside will push away." It doesn’t move. If it is closed tightly, it will be the same as that day, or the pole will be pushed out violently, or there will be an explosion, which has already killed a craftsman.”

When Chongzhen heard the words, he was also sad.This kind of thing is always unavoidable. I am not a science dog. It is not easy to know a steam engine and a seal. How to do the rest and how to know?After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't have any idea, so Chongzhen just said sadly: "Forget it, let's pay generous compensation to the craftsman's family. If there is a son in his family, let him go to school. I can't let them sacrifice and die It is such an honor to sacrifice for the country, and it is not an exaggeration."

Xu Guangqi sighed after hearing this, and then said: "Your Majesty Long En, on behalf of the craftsman's family, I would like to thank Your Majesty."

Chongzhen was about to go back to the palace to relax, but because he was holding on to the handle of the chair with one hand, he suddenly remembered a thing in later generations, but at the moment he excitedly said to Xu Guangqi: "Xu Aiqing, I have an idea, but I need Xu Aiqing to repeat it." Verified."

Xu Guangqi saw that Chongzhen, who was still full of sadness just now, was very happy at the moment, and he didn't know what Chongzhen thought, so he could only bow and salute: "Your Majesty, please speak."

Chongzhen stretched out his arm excitedly, and gestured: "Look, Xu Aiqing, this arm goes back and forth, if it is stretched out, and if you want to retract it, what action do you have to do?"

Xu Guangqi looked at Chongzhen stretching his arms and gesticulating there like a child, and felt funny in his heart, but the emperor asked him a question, so he had to answer: "Your Majesty Qizuo, bend your elbows and retract your arms, and your arms will naturally be retracted." .” While speaking, he also made a movement of bending and retracting his elbows.

This shrinking is not important, just like the apple that just hit Newton's head, Xu Guangqi suddenly said: "Your Majesty is wise!"

Seeing the excited look on Xu Guangqi's face, Chongzhen said, "Did Xu Aiqing think of it?"

Xu Guangqi didn't care that laughing in front of Chongzhen was a disgrace, so he laughed and said, "Your Majesty Qizuo, the pole that is pushed out of this steam engine is the arm of the minister. If you want to To retract it again requires an elbow."

Chongzhen also laughed and said: "That's right, the elbow, after pushing the arm out, retracted it after turning it back. If there is a ring in this machine, find a point on the ring, Hanging that arm, during the reciprocation, can it be stretched out and then retracted? The steam drives the disc to rotate back and forth, and the disc is connected to a shaft, isn’t it the power? Then push it Other equipment, but feasible?"

Xu Guangqi thought for a while when he heard the words, and after raising his arms back and forth many times, he suddenly said: "Your Majesty is wise! Previously, when I heard that there were some wise men from heaven, I thought it was a misinformation, but now Your Majesty is telling the truth." It proves that you are born with a god, and I bow to you!"

Chongzhen, who had successfully pretended to be a coward, smiled and said nothing. If he hadn't used his arm to lean on the handle of the chair and wanted to stand up, he hadn't thought of the old-fashioned train that "squeaks and squeaks" in later generations.

Chongzhen, who was used to taking high-speed trains and airplanes, never thought of this kind of stuff called pike head train at all.Usually, in reality, where else can you see this kind of artifact except the railway museum in the capital?I've seen a lot of them in those anti-war dramas, such as the Flying Tigers or guerrillas, don't they often pick up this kind of train or railroad tracks to find trouble with little devils?

This kind of pike locomotive burns coal, a big steam engine, driven by a crankshaft and connecting rod, crawling slowly on the rails, not as fast as a horse - but this thing is so tireless, They don't eat soybeans, and they pull a lot of goods. No matter how slow they are, in half a month, they can always wander from the capital to Liaodong, right?At that time, some of the Ming soldiers who had raised their spirits on the train, and some of them were spirit leaders playing with Jian Nu slowly and queuing up to be shot!

The more he thought about it, the more beautiful Chongzhen said to Xu Guangqi: "Xu Aiqing still needs a lot of trial production, and strive to get this steam engine out as soon as possible, and I will definitely reward you heavily!"

Without waiting for Xu Guangqi to agree, Chongzhen who suddenly remembered Yi Xingzhi continued, "By the way, there is another Guozijian student who returned from an overseas study tour. I will send it to you someday."

Chapter 159 Heaven's Law

At today's court meeting, the situation was changing so fast that people were a little overwhelmed.

First, Wen Tiren went to the class to play, saying that he wanted to check the social studies throughout the Ming Dynasty, how many social studies there were, how many teachers there were, and how many children could not afford to go to social studies or read books.

Then there was Shi Fenglai's assist, saying that some scholars in the Imperial College were unwilling to take the imperial examination and were willing to be teachers like spring mud. This is a good thing, which shows that His Majesty's cultural governance and education are in place. He asked Emperor Chongzhen to reward these scholars and demand the establishment of the Great Ming Dynasty. The Teachers College, based on these supervising students of the Imperial College, recruited scholars who were not successful but were willing to teach, and then sent these scholars to teach Mengtong in social studies in various places.

This is a good thing. After all, this is a great thing to promote the Mingjiao and promote the enlightenment of the saints. This needs to be supported.

It's just that when all the ministers seconded their opinions, saying that they would try their best to support them, and that the emperor should also make a statement, Emperor Chongzhen once again showed that he did not follow the routine: "This is the teaching of the sages of the past, and it will open up the world. Zhiji’s good deed, of course I support it.”

Look at the face of the person, obey the words and listen to the sound, which of the ministers in the court is not a human being?Hearing Chongzhen's words, he knew that there must be something else to say later, and as expected, Chongzhen's next words made these ministers feel a ball of sadness: "I heard that the six arts of a gentleman, ritual, music, archery, imperial , book, number."

As soon as Chongzhen's words came out, the ministers knew it was going to be bad.Who the hell still studies archery, imperialism, and numbers? Except for those who are really interested in numbers, the rest is basically enough to study rituals, music, and books.

Speaking of archery, it’s okay to let these honest gentlemen do some shooting on the little lady, just shoot arrows; as for Yu, it’s impossible to drive a car, and it’s impossible to drive a car in this life. After all, you are a person with status, what? I'm already very tired from the way of the emperor, okay, and still driving?

As for the number, those chickens and rabbits in the same cage, the deep well and the long rope, and Han Xin's ordering soldiers, it hurts to think about it.Forget it, whoever wants to study should do it.

But since Uncle Chongzhen has spoken, then this guy must want to get the six arts up again—this is a rhythm that will not make it easy for us!This is unbearable!

It's just that some people are upset, and some people are happy.For example, people like Shi Fenglai, no matter how disliked Lu Ru's lineage and Zhu Xi's disciples and grandchildren, Shi Fenglai felt that the emperor was too powerful, and he hit the fate of these two wastes at once—or he would spend all day Just fucking study hard, clinging to the trivial things of the three generations of ancient times, or just desperately wanting to preserve the principles of nature.

But it's okay to be unrequited, but you're fucking unreliable, and you've put yourself in ashes!His mother, I am shameless, but I set up a memorial archway and told others that they must be shameless. Where is such a fucking thing, isn't it just to trick others?

Even when discussing social studies before, Chongzhen did not reveal anything to Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai, but without waiting for other ministers to come out to object, Shi Fenglai was the first to go out and play: "Your Majesty is holy, I think that children The impact at that time will accompany these Mongolian children for the rest of their lives, so exposure to the six arts of gentlemen from an early age is to plan for their future lives."

Wen Tiren is not very happy, Lao Tzu's first assistant has not been taken down yet, you are the first to come out to grab favors, right?This is even more unbearable!Wen Tiren, who originally planned to pretend to be a fool, couldn't stand anymore, so he decided to sell his teammates as well. The most important thing is to please the emperor first: "Your Majesty Qi Zuo, I think that readers should not read dead books, Not to mention studying hard. The Han and Tang were strong because the scholars in the Han and Tang Dynasties were capable of generals and ministers, and they were all capable of both civil and military skills, not powerless scholars."

"Since the beginning of the Song Dynasty, because of the injustice of the country, it has treated the scholars favorably, making the scholars arrogant and indulgent, so that all of them have no strength to restrain the chickens. Our dynasty also inherited the system of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, and it also treated the scholars favorably. son."

Seeing the ministers in the court looking at him and Shi Fenglai with intent to kill, Wen Tiren smiled slightly, and didn't care at all: "There is a saying among the people that a child is like killing a child, and I think so. The scholars are all hands-on. He has no strength to restrain a chicken, can't lift his hands, can't lift his shoulders, so that there are jokes about being a scholar who is useless. The minister thinks that the six arts of a gentleman should be re-established in the county schools and state capitals all over the world, and those who are unqualified , not to participate in Chunwei, let alone be an official."

You bought a watch!All the ministers in the court cursed inwardly, not only did they look at Wen Tiren unkindly, but they also secretly looked at Chongzhen with a sense of sadness - why are you so colluding with Mr. Shoufu to cheat you? people!

Chongzhen did not care about the performance of the ministers below, but I have long been upset with Zhu Xi, an old guy: "I have been looking through the history books recently, but I found a very interesting thing, and I hope that you can do it for me." I understand."

Regardless of the faces of the courtiers below, Chongzhen just said lightly: "I have nothing to do these days, so I read a piece of "Bu Suanzi". Sometimes, it is always the emperor of the East. If you go, you must go. You can live as you want. If you have flowers all over your head, don’t ask where your slaves will go.’ From this, I was quite curious about the Qingyuan Party case and searched over and over again. Therefore, the history books of the Song Dynasty are not clear, and I hope that you can teach me. Forget it, today we, the monarchs and ministers, will talk about the matter of 'picking up ashes', so as to prevent Zhu Zi from being wronged in vain."

I've been prepared to take this matter to the old Zhu Xi for a long time!Anyway, it's time to re-open the social school now. This is a damn good opportunity. If you don't hate it now, when will it be?

It's just that the jokes on the Internet in later generations are just jokes after all, and they can't be counted. It's cool to pretend for a while, and it's even better to slap your face. Once Chongzhen said this, he didn't wait for others to come out to refute. Meng Shaoyu, the always submissive Minister of Rites, went out first : "Your Majesty Qizuo, the so-called ashes removal means that in the past there was a temple where the incense was very prosperous. In the tin foil burning furnace, the ashes accumulated day by day. When the tin was scoured out, the market made a huge profit. The neighbors of the temple knew it and picked up the ashes. Stealing tin is a common practice. Picking up ashes means stealing tin. Tin and daughter-in-law have the same pronunciation, and they are considered cryptic, referring to stealing daughter-in-law."

It's just that Meng Shaoyu's face looks weird: "So in December of the second year of Song Qingyuan, Shen Jizu, the supervisory censor, impeached Zhu Zi for 'inducing two nuns to think he was a concubine' and 'the housewife became pregnant without a husband'. ’, and other things like infidelity and corruption.”

Seeing Meng Shaoyu's strange expression, Chongzhen felt vigilance in his heart—could it be said that those keyboard masters who let the world have been limped again?

Sure enough, I heard Meng Shaoyu continue to say: "In the defense of Emperor Ningzong of Song Dynasty, Zhu Zi did not deny that Nani was a concubine, but he did not admit his guilt for the 'picking up ashes'. Yes, there must be a secret."

The meaning of this is obvious, that is, you old man is ignorant, so I will let the Minister of Rites teach you this emperor: "Diet is the law of nature, delicacies of mountains and seas, and human desires. Husband and wife are the law of nature, three wives and four concubines, human beings Desires. Therefore, Zhu Zi’s desire to preserve the world and eliminate human desires is to follow the way of heaven and eliminate selfish desires, and not to damage the virtue of a gentleman for his own selfish desires.”

Without waiting for Meng Shaoyu to continue to say other theories, Shi Fenglai went out to play and said: "Your Majesty, I think what Meng Daren said is wrong."

Chongzhen hummed, and asked: "The more you argue, the clearer you get, and the more you talk, the more transparent. These hundreds of years of suspicious cases will eventually be settled."

Shi Fenglai said: "Your Majesty Qi Zuo, I think that Zhu Zi advocated the preservation of the principles of nature, but he accepts two nuns as concubines. This is not the behavior of a gentleman. Although his 'housewife is pregnant without a husband', although it has not been seen in Zhu Zi's own admission Among the excerpts of the past, Zhu Zi did not deny that it was groundless, and it may not be without reason. If nothing happened, then the fact that Shen Jizu, the imperial historian of the Song Dynasty, was a false accusation, and his crime was serious. However, Zhu Zi was exiled in the end, so it can be seen that there must be something to do .”

Meng Shaoyu saw that Shi Fenglai was so shameless and directly blamed him, so he immediately argued: "Your Majesty Qizuo, even Zhu Zi dared to admit his fault for taking two nuns as his concubines. Don’t dare to admit it? I think it’s just a rumor.”

Chongzhen, who didn't know much about Neo-Confucianism, actually knew what the keyboard warriors of later generations would do, and he never took Zhu Xi's matter to heart.Now hearing Shi Fenglai and Meng Shaoyu's arguments, Chongzhen's heart is full of knowledge, the ancients are really fucking good at playing and daring to play.Taking a nun home as a concubine, aren't you robbing the Tathagata Buddha for his sister?Aren't you afraid of going to the [-]th floor of hell?

But Shi Fenglai objected: "False rumors? I'm afraid Mr. Meng's rumored rumors refer to the matter between Mr. Dongpo and Mr. Banshan?"

Nima, Su Dongpo is also involved in this matter?Who is Mr. Banshan?It looks like it should be from the former Song Dynasty, right?Chongzhen, who is a novice in history, really wants to move to a small horse, and prepare some mineral water with peanuts and melon seeds to watch the show!

Shi Fenglai didn't care about Meng Shaoyu's unsightly face, he just said to himself: "There is a pipa in the green gauze tent, even if there is a spring, I dare not play it. If my father-in-law plays a piece, the fat will not flow into the fields of outsiders."

Yoyo, this little word is really coquettish.Does Su Dongpo have such a romantic past?

But Shi Fenglai said: "Mr. Dongpo lost his wife in middle age, and his wife is naturally Wang. Mr. Dongpo wrote down "Ten years of life and death are boundless, don't think about it, never forget it", but his son Su Maisu Weikang, a literary You Shan, who is sensitive in political affairs, and who has no choice but to punish him, the people cannot bear to be bullied, and later generations look up to him, so how can the rumored foolish son of Mr. Dongpo get involved?"