Yama arrives

Chapter 82 No one to mess with

Du Yun hasn't been home for a long time.

Returning home should be a joyful and warm mood, but Du Yun tiptoed to open the door, as if guilty of guilt.

As soon as the door opened, Du Yun felt four eyes cast over him.One of them is sent by humans, and the other three are sent by ghosts.

"Hey hey! Xiaohan hasn't slept yet. Is there a lot of pressure from studying recently?" Du Yun closed the door and walked to the living room with a smile.

A keyboard was thrown out.

Nie Han crossed his arms and said coldly, "Kneel down!"

The corners of Du Yun's eyes trembled wildly. This was a family rule that he and Nie Han had set up a long time ago. If anyone didn't come home at night, he had to kneel down and deal with it.

Speaking of this family rule, it was Du Yun who came up with it. Xiao Han was 15 years old at the time, and she was pretty and cute. Du Yun was deeply afraid that his sister would be deceived by bad guys, so he made this house rule.

It never occurred to me that the hole I dug would have to be filled by myself.

"Hey! Xiaohan, what are you doing?" Du Yun pretended not to know.

Nie Heng said with a cold face, "Don't pretend to be foolish! Since you have established family rules, you must abide by them. There is no such thing as a circle without rules."

Du Yun looked embarrassed: "Well, there are so many people here, you can save some face for brother."

Nie Han looked around, and his expression became even more angry: "My surname is Du! You still use this to scare me, don't you? Your wings have grown hard, and you haven't come home for three consecutive nights, saying that you live in some vixen's house." at home?"

Nie Han at this moment is a bit like a little daughter-in-law who caught her husband cheating.

Du Yun immediately became confident: "You have misunderstood brother, where did you come from such a vixen?"

Nie Han stared at Du Yun suspiciously: "Are you staying at a man's house or a woman's house these few nights?"

"" Du Yun.

"Say it quickly! Don't forget the second family rule you set. Lies are never allowed among family members." Seeing that Du Yun hesitated and couldn't speak, Nie Han let out a cold snort.

Du Yun began to regret making family rules, isn't this a pain in the ass.

"Female." Du Yun acted like a child.

Nie Han immediately jumped up: "Let me just say that I live in the vixen's house. You didn't admit it before."

"Just ordinary friends, really not a vixen." Du Yun couldn't explain it.

"Then let me ask you again, do you and that woman sleep in one bed or two beds?" Nie Han said aggressively.

Du Yun thought for a while, with a bitter expression on his face: "Sometimes there is one bed, sometimes there are two beds."

boom!

A big durian flew out.

Nie Han's body was trembling with anger: "What kind of keyboard is kneeling? Tonight you are kneeling on durian. When you are young, you go out to pick up girls like others. Do you know that those vixens outside are just greedy for your money."

Du Yun said cautiously, "Brother has no money."

"Greedy for your sex."

"But I'm not handsome either."

Nie Han was in a hurry: "Then, that is to be greedy for your health."

Du Yun subconsciously glanced at his crotch, and the next second the faces of the siblings were flushed.

"I admit this." After a while, Du Yun said shamelessly.

"You, you want to piss me off, don't you?" Nie Han's eyes turned red.

Du Yun quickly walked to the sofa and sat down, touched Nie Han's head and said, "You're an adult girl, why don't you cry whenever you want?"

"Brother, there is no vixen outside. If you really want to say vixen, I have one at home."

"You are the vixen." Nie Han retorted, but felt a little happy in his heart.

"The school held a sports meeting for the past two days, and it ended very late. I live with Zhang Bin. If you don't believe me, call Zhang Bin right now." Du Yun told a white lie.

Nie Han took out his mobile phone: "Don't try to lie to me, pretend that I dare not call, and I will expose you right now."

Du Yun was flustered, but on the surface he pretended to be calm and calm: "Do you have Zhang Bin's mobile phone number? If not, I'll call for you."

Nie Han finally gave up, and complained: "I won't call that pervert, he has plans for me. Brother, you don't play with him in the future, don't be led astray."

Du Yun's expression changed: "What? What did the grandson do to you?"

"He called me sweetheart once."

"Ouch!" Du Yun almost vomited, this smelly and shameless person, I'm waiting for my brother to go to school tomorrow and kill you.

After finally calming down Nie Han's emotions, Du Yun was relieved to see Nie Han go back to sleep, but in the next second, he became more vigilant.

There were three ghosts sitting on the sofa staring at him.

"Hehe! It's getting late, it's time to go to bed." Du Yun pretended not to see anything, and walked to his bedroom.

Lin Yuhan's indifferent voice came from behind: "Stop! Who told you to go."

"That's right! You disappeared these few days, which made sister Yuhan very anxious. My sister went out to look for you every day, even at night. Brother Du Yun, you are really bad." Qiao Baobao put on an adult look. Stance.

Lin Yuhan's face turned red, and she gave Baby Qiao a dark look, who immediately remembered something, covered her mouth and said, "Sister Yuhan, I'm sorry, you told me not to tell Brother Du Yun about these things, I slipped my tongue. "

"" Lin Yuhan.

Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.

Knowing that Lin Yuhan had trouble sleeping and eating for a few days after he disappeared, the pride in Du Yun's heart, did you see that the number one school girl of the School of Foreign Languages, Jiangcheng University, was being manipulated by his brother.

"Yuhan, I explained it to Xiaohan just now. You should have heard it. The school held the autumn sports meeting recently. I've been staying at Zhang Bin's house for the past few days. If you don't believe me, you can call Zhang Bin."

Du Yun suddenly discovered that it is good to have a buddy, and if something goes wrong, he can throw the blame on the buddy without any burden, but this time Du Yun miscalculated, Lin Yuhan said coldly: "I don't need to call, I will go to the Pass Zhang Bin's dormitory, you are not there at all."

"" Du Yun.

"Brother Du Yun is lying, you are not a good boy." Qiao Baobao didn't think it was a big deal, and he still booed from the side.

Du Yun gave Qiao Baobao a hard look, you little girl, you don't know how to say a few nice words to help your brother, you little girl, so I will publish your information to see if there are any ghost friends adopt.

"Nothing to say?" Lin Yuhan is rarely so angry like now: "If you really have a woman outside, remember to tell me in advance, and I will leave here consciously."