Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

While having dinner with Huang Bo, Xiao Yunhai asked, "Since your aunt became famous, this is the first job she saw. What are you going to do next?"

Huang Bo said: "I'm going to hype it up, buy this chicken out."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Big hype, find more people for hype in the future, and go to the CCTV. Like Lao Bi, Lao Sun, find two more famous people, or you will blow it for nothing."

Huang Bo said: "Uncle, please take that chicken out."

Xiao Yunhai laughed and said: "Oh, that chicken is handsome after you finish watching it!"

Taking advantage of Xiao Yunhai's time to hug the chicken, Huang Bo turned his head to look at Zhao Wanqing and said, "Auntie, then let's sign the contract as soon as possible."

Zhao Wanqing said: "That's great for us to sign the contract."

Huang Bo pointed to the contract and said: "The 2 yuan is to buy out the chicken, 4 yuan, sign here. You can see that if you breach the contract, you have to pay back twice, and you have to give me [-] yuan. Ten thousand."

Zhao Wanqing said indifferently: "Don't double, ten times, I will give you 20, can I not let you take it away?"

Huang Bo said happily: "I am very happy to cooperate with Da Ma. By the way, Da Ma has to trouble you to be an image endorsement of a laying rooster."

Zhao Wanqing said: "I'll record it, hurry up and record it. After recording, you will get the money. Turn on the phone."

Chapter 1003 Hilarious (2)

Zhao Wanqing glanced at the lines and said, "Good words, very concise and reliable. A rooster that lays eggs, a fighter among roosters! Oh yeah!"

Looking at Zhao Wanqing's ridiculous actions and humorous lines, everyone fell into wild laughter again.

"A side one, you cut and use. Egg-laying cock, fighter among cocks! Oh yeah! And a back one, egg-laying cock..."

Zhao Wanqing was recording her joy when Xiao Yunhai rushed out in a hurry.

Zhao Wanqing said with a displeased face: "What are you doing, we are recording commercials here. If you don't do anything else, hurry up and hug someone, I have signed the contract. I will pay you 4 yuan."

Xiao Yunhai pulled Zhao Wanqing aside, and said: "You signed the contract, why are you in such a hurry. The chicken is gone, and the daughter-in-law is stewed, just eat that."

When Zhao Wanqing heard this, she was completely dumbfounded.

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhao Wanqing closed her eyes, wanted to cry but couldn't cry, held back, startled Xiao Yunhai, quickly patted her on the back, and said: "My wife, my wife. Baiyun, Baiyun, little Yun~Xiaoyun~~look at me."

Zhao Wanqing swallowed that breath, and cried, "The famine has changed to [-]! Huh, huh."

Xiao Yunhai said: "My wife, look at me. Don't worry, don't get angry. The old man is here. If you can't do it, just look at my eyes and act. Find ways to make up for it."

Zhao Wanqing cried, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yunhai comforted: "Don't cry. Okay, look at me, smile a bit, there is an old man, be good."

The series of interactions between the two are seamless, and a rural old man and old lady are vividly portrayed.

In addition to admiration, the audience laughed and applauded.

Li Xun clapped his hands and praised: "If this is a movie, the couple will definitely be shortlisted for the best actor and actress."

Seeing Zhao Wanqing crying, Huang Bo asked, "Auntie was fine just now, what's wrong?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "It's over, you say it. I heard that the rooster was taken away, and my heart aches. Oh, what are you crying for? Come on, sit here."

Huang Bo said: "It's okay! I have feelings."

"Cooperate." Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing, then picked up the money on the table, and said to Huang Bo: "You take this money first."

Huang Bo said quickly: "Uncle, you can't make this joke. If you want to refund the money in breach of the contract, it's not 2. You get double, 4, right, aunt?"

"Whoa, whoa..."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "Why are you still crowing?"

Audience: "Hahahaha."

Huang Bo asked, "Uncle, why didn't you bring the chicken?"

Zhao Wanqing interjected, "I can't hold her anymore."

Huang Bo's expression changed, and he asked, "Why?"

Xiao Yunhai quickly said: "It's taking a nap."

"Pfft."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"This reason is too genius."

Huang Bo asked in surprise, "Chicken nap?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "This chicken even lays eggs and crows. This person is tired of doing two jobs. Come and drink. Do you think this chicken can be so valuable? Don't pay for it!"

Huang Bo said proudly: "Uncle, let me tell you the truth, this chicken is worthless in the hands of your elder brother, it's worthless. You leave it to me, I'll hype it, and it's over--it's worth it gone."

Xiao Yunhai asked tentatively: "Then the stew is over?"

The audience laughed wildly again.

Huang Bo said: "That's worth money!"

Xiao Yunhai rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, that means this chicken is a "famous chicken". Whether it is alive or dead, even if it is stewed, it is still valuable!"

Huang Bo said: "That's right."

Zhao Wanqing said happily: "You are so talented!"

"Hahahahaha."

Xiao Yunhai picked up a piece of chicken and asked, "For example, if you are that chicken now, how much does it cost to eat one piece?"

Huang Bo said: "Just this piece, if you don't pay 2000 yuan, you have no right to eat it."

"Where's the chicken heart?"

"four thousand."

"Where's the chicken liver?"

"Six thousand."

"Where's the chicken kidney?"