Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Yu Qianhua: "Your consciousness is quite high!"

Xiao Yunhai: "You said it's been a long time, and the tiger only panted and didn't open its eyes?... Has this tiger degenerated?"

Yu Qianhua: "This tiger can't degenerate! In order to keep the tiger wild, the zoo often throws some live chickens and rabbits into the tiger's hole."

Xiao Yunhai: "Why throw live chickens and rabbits?"

Yu Qianhua: "Train tigers to catch live food! Especially on Sundays, they will starve tigers for a meal."

Xiao Yunhai looked terrified: "It's broken! Today is Sunday! The tiger hasn't eaten yet! It happened to catch my live food."

Yu Qianhua: "Let him catch up!"

Xiao Yunhai gritted his teeth and said: "This hateful zoo, after I die, I will never end with their leaders!"

Yu Qianhua nodded and said, "Yes! Let them check it carefully!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "It must be checked!"

Yu Qianhua said: "This is not an example!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Next time...isn't it an example? Then let's forget it this time, buddy, right?"

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"My size is life. After I die, the director of the zoo will be dismissed! The administrator will check! Withhold the six-month bonus! I was thinking of this, when suddenly there was a girl's melodious voice like a silver bell: "Hey... Hurry up, big guy, untie the belt, twist it into a rope, and pull the boy up!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey, this method is good!"

Xiao Yunhai: "When I heard it, I burst into tears! What a good idea, I looked up, oh! There were more than 30 people untying their belts at the call! Ouch, this is really a good style. You see This girl, in a green dress, is undoing a yellow lace, this girl...is absolutely beautiful!"

Yu Qianhua: "Ah? It's already this time, do you still have this thought?"

Xiao Yunhai: "No, I mean, you said that a girl, at this critical moment, stepped forward to save a stranger who has never met, does it mean that this girl... has something for me?"

Yu Qianhua said angrily: "You, you are too evil."

Xiao Yunhai: "Hey? What are you talking about? Then you said that this girl has so many guys standing around her, why doesn't she look at anyone, and just sit on the sidelines and look at me alone?"

Yu Qianhua: "Nonsense! Who let you fall into the tiger's hole? Who does she look at when she doesn't look at you?"

Xiao Yunhai: "No matter how you say it, if you look at it from the top down, you won't be able to see the size of your head. Maybe my marriage has come to fruition. This is called a blessing in disguise. Normally, it's a hero saving a beauty, but today it's a beauty saving a hero, hehe ..."

Yu Qianhua: "Stop laughing! What time is it, you still have this idea! Want to have a date!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Why are you staring? Why don't you have any sympathy? As the saying goes What's the real deal with me?"

Yu Qianhua: "Come on, I'm talking too much, come on, go do some activities!"

Chapter 1708

Xiao Yunhai: "It was too late to say, but it was fast at that time. The rope made of more than 30 belts came down smoothly. I looked up and said, wow! More than 30 people are looking at me with their pants up! There are so many people Look at me, I can't embarrass so many people. This foot hooked the old man's walking stick; this hand picked up the fruit knife my sister-in-law gave me?"

"This is called: Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, you will walk towards the mountains! There is a red sun in your chest, and the east wind is dancing at your feet! Dare to compete with the evil tigers, and don't give an inch to the monsters! Grief and anger are turned into heavenly power, and tigers have their own successors! As soon as I exerted my strength, hey...hehe."

Yu Qianhua said: "How is it?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I stood up..."

"Push."

"Hahaha, he has been sitting there feeling."

Xiao Yunhai: "When I saw it, the rope was right in front of me, "Crack!" Grabbed it, boo! Boo! Boo! A few steps came to the middle. As the saying goes, a dog can jump over a wall when it is in a hurry, but a person can't do it when he is in a hurry. Little! One step, two steps, three steps, four steps, this is called vigorous! Hey? You said that you have to follow a big tiger after you climb Mount Everest, so you can go up by yourself? "

Yu Qianhua: "You are just talking nonsense."

Xiao Yunhai: "I turned around and saw that the tiger had just opened one eye. Oops, this is victory in sight, buddy won!"

"Goodbye, my friend! Goodbye, my friend! Goodbye, my friend. If I die in battle, you must bury me."

In this world, this song "Ah, Goodbye, Friend" did not appear. Although Xiao Yunhai only sang a few lines, the classic melody still makes people listen very comfortably.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "Goodbye, Tiger! You won't come here anymore! You are hungry here alone! Seeing that you are lonely by yourself, and the zoo leaders don't care about you. Don't be busy, wait for buddy Let me go out and introduce you to a tigress!"

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun's mouth is really too poor."

Yu Qianhua: "Hey! You're still talking nonsense."

Xiao Yunhai: "As soon as the top bumps me, I kick my legs, and I'll tell you that I'm out!"

Yu Qianhua: "You are saved!"

Xiao Yunhai: "The crowd was cheering for waves, and I was confused for waves. After coming up, I remembered a key question! Where is the girl's skirt?"

Yu Qianhua: "I still miss the skirt."

Xiao Yunhai: "Here it is, quickly untie it and hold it to your chest like a wreath. Hey, with the girl's body temperature, with the girl's fragrance, with..."

Yu Qianhua: "Stop smelling it! It still smells like sweat."

"Hahaha."

"Teacher Yu's praise is really good."

Xiao Yunhai: "No matter what you say, try to get in front of the girl, and give her a "Jinzhu Mamiya Gudu" first. I leaned forward and ran to the girl."

Yu Qianhua: "I said, why are you in a hurry?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I don't have a date yet, so I can't help but be anxious!"

Yu Qianhua: "Everyone saved you so much, why don't you thank everyone first?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm trembling, can I speak?"

Yu Qianhua: "Shake hands with everyone first!"

Xiao Yunhai: "They didn't shake hands with me."

Yu Qianhua: "Why?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Everyone is holding up their pants!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey!"