Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Xiao Yunhai said: "In the first sentence of "Red Bean", there are stone monkeys, there are stone monkeys, I would rather choose durian than let go."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"It's all right."

Dong Piaopiao leaned forward and backward with a direct smile, without any estimation of her goddess image.

Guo Gang gave a thumbs up and said: "Mr. Xiao, you are really amazing. Teacher Yu convinced you, I Guo Gang

I also took it. "

Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said: "Actually, this is nothing. I also have a lot of research on the Three Kingdoms. For example, Zhuge Liang, everyone knows that he is a military strategist, writer, astronomer, and inventor, but you Do you know that he is also a medical scientist?"

Guo Gang was taken aback, and asked, "What? Could it be that he still operates on people? Teacher Yu, have you heard of it?"

Yu Qianhua shook his head and said, "No. But I can assure you that neither the Romance of the Three Kingdoms nor the Romance of the Three Kingdoms says that Zhuge Liang is a medical scientist. Mr. Xiao, how did you research it?"

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "How else can I say that your research is not as deep as mine. In the late Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan. He figured out that after his death, Wei Yan, the general of the Shu Kingdom, would turn against him, so he arranged for Ma Dai to kill him. It stands to reason that Ma Dai's skill is not as good as Wei Yan's, so how could he be killed?"

Guo Gang showed a puzzled expression and asked, "What does this have to do with medicine?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I've already said this, but you still don't understand. Ma Dai, surnamed Ma and named Dai, word Dinglin. Matinlin is specially used to treat gastritis."

"Hey..." Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua couldn't laugh or cry.

There is also morphine in this world, and it is also a medicine for gastritis.

The audience burst into laughter.

"I'll go, I can still explain it like this."

"It's so awesome, I laughed to death."

"Emperor Yun is simply a wonderful thing."

"Fortunately, he didn't engage in the cross talk industry, otherwise he would have died laughing at him."

In the private room, Zhao Wanqing's family leaned forward and backward laughing, and Chen Xiuzhu almost burst into tears.

"This brat said he was crazy." Xiao Changfeng said.

Zhao Mingsheng said with a smile: "Even Teacher Guo can't catch it, the sea of ​​clouds is really amazing."

Guo Gang said: "Mr. Xiao, please, please don't talk about cross talk, otherwise we really have no way to survive."

Yu Qianhua said: "Anyway, I'm convinced, and I throw myself to the ground."

Xiao Yunhai said: "It's not over yet. I just talked about "Journey to the West" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", now let's talk about "Water Margin". I have read this novel many times, and it is very wonderful. People say that , read the book a hundred times to see its meaning. I had nothing to do that day, so I summarized it. Hey, don’t tell me, it’s really done. There are at most a hundred words, so just such a thick book The book is done."

Yu Qianhua asked: "How do you sum it up? Say it out and let everyone listen."

Xiao Yunhai nodded, and said: "Okay. Generally speaking, the Dasong Group has a lot of money, and Chao Gai, the junior foreman of the branch, embezzled the private money of the chairman Zhao Ji to establish the Liangshan Fishing Farm. Later, Song Jiang of the Dasong Group committed a crime. Mistake, he was forced to jump to Liangshan, recruited troops, and robbed Chao Gai of the chairman position. Liangshan Fishery was getting better and better, and continued to expand its business. It has developed into the largest group company in eastern Shandong and has robbed a lot of business from Dasong Group. , Later, Dasong Group successfully acquired Liangshan Group, Song Jiang became the branch manager, and once got drunk, he fell into the river and drowned."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

Everyone burst out laughing again.

Guo Gang also couldn't help but laugh, and said: "Mr. Xiao, your interpretation is too good. But, if you think about it carefully, this is really the case."

Yu Qianhua said: "That's right. If Song Jiang can hold on, the Dasong Group really can't help him. Then there is another "Dream of Red Mansions"? Have you researched it yet?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "This is really not easy. Let's see, today is a great day for our Dexin Society. I will give you a few puzzles. The answers are all the names of the people in "Dream of Red Mansions". It is more difficult to come up with only five. Yes, let's see how everyone's research is doing?"

Yu Qianhua smiled and said, "If everyone answers the questions, will Mr. Xiao have any rewards?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Reward? What reward do you want?"

Guo Gang said: "This is simple, just sing a song. Do you think it will work?"

"Okay." Everyone replied in unison.

Yu Qianhua said: "Then everyone has to guess carefully. Especially teachers who have studied "A Dream of Red Mansions" must use their brains more."

Xiao Yunhai smiled wryly and said: "I haven't agreed yet? You all responded very quickly. When I was filming "Journey to the West", I actually wrote a song that was better than this novel. The name is "Wukong". If you If you get all the answers right, I will sing it to everyone. But if you get one wrong, the matter will fall through, how about it?"

Guo Gang said: "No problem. I still don't believe it. Thousands of people still can't answer five riddles."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Listen well. The riddle is three words, Yan Nanfei."

Guo Gang thought for a while, then shook his head and smiled bitterly, "I really don't have any research on "Dream of Red Mansions"? Teacher Yu, what about you?"

Yu Qianhua said: "Yan Nanfei must have something to do with autumn, but I can't guess it. Everyone, does anyone know?"

At this moment, Wang Guoan raised his hand.

"Hey, Teacher Wang Guoan knows, savior. Xiaoyue, quickly give Teacher Wang a microphone." Guo Gang said.

Yue Mingliang hurried over and handed Wang Guoan a microphone.

Wang Guoan smiled and said: "I have acted in "Dream of Red Mansions", so I am quite familiar with the original work. If I guessed correctly, the answer to Yunhai's riddle should be Qiu Xin."

"it is good."

"Yes, that's right."

"Yan Nanfei and Qiu Xin are a perfect match."

The audience applauded in unison.

Xiao Yunhai gave a thumbs up and said: "That's right. Teacher Wang is really amazing. The second puzzle is to find plums in the snow."

Without even thinking about it, Wang Guoan replied, "Need to talk? It must be Tanchun."

"Okay." There was thunderous applause.

Chapter 1710 Guessing the Riddle

Seeing the enthusiasm of the audience, Guo Gang was very happy. He glanced at Yu Qianhua and looked at Xiao Yunhai with admiration.

Xiao Yunhai rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. Wang, if you are tired, you can take a rest."

"Yi" The audience booed one after another.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Stop. Alright, I'll tell you how difficult it is to make a debut. The language is simple, what's the answer?"