Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

The audience laughed.

Huang Bo asked suspiciously: "Really?"

Zhang Ya said: "Old Gao, forget about it. When you leave, only me and the load-bearing wall are left at home!"

"Haha, I'll go, this is too cruel."

"I can't stand it, they're just too funny."

Some of the audience laughed until their stomachs ached.

Huang Bo walked to the window and sighed: "Back then, I was so impulsive! Hehehehe!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the curtains on both sides, just in time to reveal Xiao Yunhai who was frightened.

Zhang Ya hurried over, pulled back the curtains to block Xiao Yunhai: "What are you doing with the curtains? It's midnight!"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"This sketch is so interesting.

Huang Bo pointed to Zhang Ya and said, "You were so shy back then, and I was shy too!"

He turned around, grabbed Xiao Yunhai's hand from behind the curtain, pulled him out, and said, "I'm holding your hand, just like now, my little heart is thumping."

There was a look of horror in Zhang Ya's eyes, she covered her mouth and was speechless.

The audience roared with laughter, and the audience went crazy with laughter.

Yao Na could no longer maintain her demeanor after that day, and couldn't help but patted the handguard on her seat.

Ouyang Zhaoming, the director of Mango TV, also laughed heartily, even tears.

Chen Xiuzhu and Xiao Yunling clutched their stomachs, out of breath from laughing.

Even the always serious Xiao Qifeng couldn't help shaking his head and laughing.

This paragraph is definitely the climax of the whole sketch.

As Huang Bo walked, he said, "We just held hands, walking on the asphalt road, and bumped into your mother head-on! It scared you."

He happened to see Zhang Ya's expression, so he let go of Xiao Yunhai's hand, pointed at her and said, "Yes! You had this expression at that time! When you saw your mother, you immediately took your hand away and got into the grove went."

Xiao Yunhai took the opportunity to escape and got into the curtain again.

Huang Bo became more and more excited as he talked, and said: "As soon as I saw you go, I chased you! Oh, I chased you! You ran! I chased you! You ran! I saw that I couldn't catch up with you I'll just wait for you! As a result, you bumped into my arms!"

While talking, Huang Bo chased Xiao Yunhai through the curtains, then he stopped suddenly, and Xiao Yunhai was hugged by him.

Zhang Ya was terrified, kicked into the curtain, and shouted, "I'll go!"

Taking advantage of Huang Bo being kicked, Xiao Yunhai hurried out from the right curtain and hid behind the left curtain.

This performance once again caused everyone to roar with laughter.

Huang Bo walked out clutching his stomach, and said, "Oh, I'm going! Your heartless kick kicked me from memory to reality!"

Xiao Yunhai poked his head out from behind the curtain, pointed at the phone, and kept chirping at Zhang Ya.

Zhang Ya frowned and said, "Hao Jian!"

Huang Bo, who was about to sit on the sofa, thought he was talking about him, and said with an ugly face, "Okay, I'm cheap! I'm so cheap!"

Zhang Ya explained: "I didn't mean you..."

Huang Bo waved his hand, sat on the sofa, and said, "Stop talking! I'm here today to tell you good news. I'm getting married again! I found a young girlfriend who is young, beautiful and rich. Don't you think it's annoying? ?Hehehehe. I want you to check for me today. If a narrow-minded person like you says she is good, then we both will get a certificate! Of course, as long as you say no, it won’t work! Haha Hehe, isn't that feeling a little uncomfortable?"

Seeing Huang Bo's complacent look and hearing his funny lines, the audience burst out laughing.

Zhang Ya sighed, and said: "If you say that, then my heart... will feel so bad! Hehehehe!"

"Since we've talked about it, you can check it out for me first! Come on, show yourself, baby!"

Zhang Ya pulled open the curtain abruptly, revealing Xiao Yunhai, who was sitting on the window and reaching for his shoes.

The audience in the audience already couldn't stop laughing, but now seeing Xiao Yunhai's appearance, they couldn't stop laughing.

Xiao Yunhai laughed foolishly, and said, "The shoe is hanging on the branch of the tree!"

Zhang Ya smiled and said: "Don't hide, talk it out! Come on, let me introduce, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend. Old Gao, my ex-husband."

Xiao Yunhai stretched out his hand, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Brother ex-husband, why don't you talk first, I just have a meeting."

Zhang Ya pulled Xiao Yunhai over and said, "What happened?"

Xiao Yunhai spread the phone and said, "Misunderstanding!"

Zhang Ya whispered, "Cooperate."

Xiao Yunhai looked at the phone and said, "It's not that I don't cooperate, it looks like there are three people on the surface, but it's actually four people!"

Zhang Ya asked in confusion: "Four people?"

Xiao Yunhai flicked his cell phone and said, "Yes."

Zhang Ya misunderstood, she quickly touched her belly, and said, "Uh hahaha, why are you talking about everything!"

Xiao Yunhai was about to cry, covered his face, and said, "Oh my god!"

The audience was already bursting out laughing and booing uncontrollably.

Even the stars who had finished their performances were laughing.

Next, the dialogue between the three is still full of burdens and jokes.

Finally, Lin Lu's voice finally came from Xiao Yunhai's cell phone.

"Hao Jian, I hate you!"

Zhang Ya was taken aback, and said, "Uh? Xiaojian, the ringtone of your phone is too noisy. I'll turn it off for you!"

Xiao Yunhai hurried over and said, "No! This is from my wife!"

Zhang Ya interrupted: "That...the mobile phone has radiation, which is not good for the baby."

Xiao Yunhai cried mournfully, and said: "You only think about the little baby, and you don't care about the life or death of the big baby?"