Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Zhang Ya lay on the ground and made a 360-degree spin, Xiao Yunhai hurriedly stopped her and said, "Oh! You can walk this way, but you are walking according to the schedule!

Zhang Ya's funny behavior and Xiao Yunhai's humorous lines directly made the scene explode with laughter!

"My god, go by the clock, it's so interesting."

"Haha, that's too funny."

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The skits became more and more exciting, and the applause and applause became more and more enthusiastic.

Xia Xiaohu saw the teachers and classmates in the audience laughing together, his face was extremely gloomy.

Zhang Ya showed a painful expression, supported her waist, and shouted: "Oh, why does my hip suddenly hurt?"

Xiao Yunhai snorted, glanced at her, and said angrily: "That's for sure, it was grinded when turning just now, it's not bad if it didn't catch fire. Come on, aunt, let me help you up!"

"Clap"

"Friction on fire, it's so funny."

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Zhang Ya pointed at Xiao Yunhai's face, and said tremblingly: "Oh, young man, your face is covered with bruises and purples, and it's hard enough for you to fall."

Xiao Yunhai waved his hands and said, "I'm fine."

Zhang Ya nodded and said approvingly: "You are a good boy, and you know how to help the aunt up. It's someone else, I'll run away after the collision!"

When Xiao Yunhai heard this, the smile on his face stagnated, and he gently put Zhang Ya on the ground again.

Yao Wenyuan saw this and said, "There is a conflict."

Yu Yuexian nodded and said, "No wonder the title of the sketch is "Should I Help?" It turns out that it is aimed at the focus of society. I also saw it on the Internet. After an old man fell to the ground, many people watched it. There is no one to help, and it has to be said that this is a tragedy of modern society."

Speaking of this, Yu Yuexian paused for a moment, and said worriedly: "Yun Hai is so brave, he dared to touch this kind of subject matter. If the acting is good, there will be no problem, if the acting is not good, even if there is a small Problems will be infinitely magnified by some malicious people. I hope he can handle it well."

Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya are getting better and better, and their cooperation is becoming more and more tacit.

Xiao Yunhai said in a very peculiar tone: "Auntie, you fell into a daze, and it was so sudden. You fell by yourself. When you fell, I was still ten feet away from you." Mi Kaiwai. Look, it’s my bicycle, and the evidence is solid.”

Zhang Ya showed a terrified look on her face, and said, "Oh, the rims of the car are all like that. After working for a long time, I flew over from there. Can I still rescue it? Oh..."

"Hahaha."

"It's over now, I can't explain why."

The audience laughed again.

Xiao Yunhai looked at the scene and said: "Oh my god, this is indeed too much like the scene of an accident, but aunt is not what you imagined, my car was rear-ended.

Zhang Ya said, "Oh my tailbone!"

Xiao Yunhai quickly explained: "I'm talking about rear-end chasing, not tail-bone chasing, I'm talking about the bumper, you're talking about the base of the tail."

Zhang Ya cried bitterly: "It's over, it's the New Year's Eve, and the root of its tail was smashed, okay, Sui Sui (Sui Sui) be safe!"

"Whoa Whoah"

"Hahaha"

"Safe every year? You are so talented."

Xiao Yunhai said earnestly: "I said aunt, you should remember well, no one really bumped into you."

Zhang Ya said angrily: "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters away, then if you hit me, I'm going abroad now."

Xiao Yunhai's eyes widened, and he said anxiously: "No, what is your status, aunt? How come you can go abroad without a visa? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away."

Zhang Ya said angrily: "How many meters does it take to fly? It's at this time, is it meaningful for you to compare yourself with the three-meter-two-meter real child?"

Xiao Yunhai sighed, and said: "Okay, aunt, let's not talk about it anymore, let's talk about pictures, fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now..."

Xiao Yunhai intentionally looked upwards obliquely, pursed his lips, and said, "What about the head? It's over, the head is gone, and if this entanglement continues, there will be no head. Even if I jump into the Yellow River, I won't be able to cleanse myself."

"Hahaha"

"Without a camera, this guy is finished."

Zhang Ya stopped Xiao Yunhai and said, "What's the matter, do you still want to leave?"

Xiao Yunhai turned his head, with a smirk on his face, he said: "It's definitely not in a hurry to go, I have to run."

"Hahaha"

Chapter 66

At this moment, Passerby A played by Huang Bo appeared, and Xiao Yunhai hurriedly pushed the cart to avoid it.

Huang Bo made a phone call while walking: "Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry..."

At this moment, he saw Zhang Ya in front of him and said, "Wait a minute, I saw an old lady who fell on the road and no one came to help her. Why do you think the current social atmosphere is like this?" , No one else cares, I care!"

Huang Bo's majestic expression of the two words "I'm in charge" won applause from the audience.

Who knew that Huang Bo's next sentence made everyone stunned.

"Auntie, don't move. Let's take a picture. I'll post a message on the Internet right away, condemning this kind of behavior, and let everyone comment. Daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up. Oh, this old lady fell Yes, it's too old"

Huang Bo shook his head and sighed, and walked away quickly.

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"Fuck, this guy is really shameless."

Yu Yuexian laughed and said, "Cousin, who is this? I think he's good at acting in comedies, and his lines are also very good."

Yao Wenyuan said: "His name is Huang Bo, he has a very good relationship with Yunhai, and his grades are also among the top."

Xiao Yunhai looked at Huang Bo's leaving back foolishly, bared his teeth and claws at him, and said angrily: "Poor, don't you give me a hand!"

Xiao Yunhai ran over to help Zhang Ya up, and the two were entangled for a while. The cheers, applause, and laughter made the whole party explode.

The real hot spot is Huang Bo's second appearance.

The old lady always thought that Xiao Yunhai was the one who hit him. Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to see the passerby played by Huang Bo coming up on a bicycle.