Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

The movie continues.

In the toilet, Bao Shihong couldn't urinate, and when he heard footsteps outside, he quickly hid in the small door.

The person who came in was the factory manager, Lao Xie, who was about to urinate when he suddenly heard Xie Xiaomeng's voice coming from a small toilet door.

"Is it done? If you want to be romantic, waste it first. How can you pick girls if you don't have money?"

"I don't have money to ask your father. If you tell your father, you will say that you have been kidnapped. I don't believe that your father doesn't care about you. Fighting with your father is a lot of fun, hahaha."

Xie Xiaomeng got up, opened the door, and saw the smiling old Xie.

"You bastard dare to lie to me, I will kill you."

Seeing this episode, the fans burst into laughter again.

A film critic nodded and said, "Excellent. Compared with "Charlotte Annoyance", this "Crazy Stone" is much better."

The editor-in-chief of Imagine Entertainment next to him agreed: "That's right. Let's see what Xiao Yunhai will do next? If the quality doesn't decrease, a low-cost phenomenal movie will appear soon. At least, I watch it with gusto." .”

Chapter 827 The premiere is over

On the big screen, Hei Pi opened a soda can on the bus and found the big prize on the lid.

When Heipi heard Xiaojun said that he would go to Yanjing to receive the award, he refused to go anyway.

So Xiaojun and Brother Dao competed for the cover there.

But after fighting for a long time, I found that no one took the bait.

The passengers sitting next to them watched their performance calmly and held their bags vigilantly.

Brother Dao took out 5000 yuan and urged a middle-aged woman next to him, saying: "Sister, I don't have enough money, only 5000 yuan. The two of us pooled together, put together 1 yuan, and bought that prize." .After redeeming the rewards, we will split evenly, do you like it?"

As soon as Brother Dao's words came out, other people on the bus got up and left one after another.

Watching the three people's tricks full of loopholes, the fans all burst into laughter.

"I really can't take it anymore, these three people are really stupid enough."

"I'm about to burst out laughing now. It's so interesting to see their expressions."

"Such a plot, that is, the Emperor Yun can think of it."

"Good movie, absolutely good movie."

"Oh, look, Yunhuang is so handsome."

On the big screen, Mike, played by Xiao Yunhai, was dressed in a cool suit, a pair of black sunglasses, and carrying a black suitcase. He was walking in the crowd at the airport handsomely. He was a successful person at first sight.

Xiao Yunhai came to the side of the road and took off his sunglasses, ready to reach out to stop the car.

Hei Pi suddenly covered his eyes from behind: "Who do you think I am?"

Xiao Yunhai frowned, and said in standard Mandarin, "Sir, you misidentified the person."

At this time, Brother Dao and Xiaojun quickly picked up his suitcase and got into the taxi that had just stopped.

After the taxi left, Hei Pi let go of his hand, turned around and immediately disappeared into the crowd behind him.

Xiao Yunhai rubbed his eyes, turned his head to take a look, and found that there was no one behind him, he was a little puzzled, then looked at his bag, it was gone.

Xiao Yunhai looked at the crowd, turned around, and suddenly said a sentence in Chongqing dialect: "I will give you a lung."

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"Big Thief Mike is at this level, it's too low."

"When Yunhuang first came out, I still thought it was quite tall, and it didn't seem to fit well with the grassroots temperament of the movie. Who would have thought that at the end, I would blow your lungs out, and it immediately blended perfectly with the movie Get up. Great."

"Emperor Yun is Emperor Yun, and the movie he made is really good."

Next, the two gangs of thieves surrounded the jadeite, fighting each other and fighting with Bao Shihong several times, but they didn't want Xie Xiaomeng to take advantage of the photo opportunity to exchange the jadeite.

What's even more amusing is that Brother Dao and his group of stupid thieves took the real jade and exchanged it for the fake jade with a lot of effort.

Seeing Brother Dao's unbelievable face, everyone was overwhelmed and laughed.

Throughout the film, there is a small smile in 1 minute and a big laugh in 3 minutes. All the theaters showing "Crazy Stone" have become a sea of ​​joy.

Countless classic sentences emerged one after another, and movie fans couldn't stand it anymore.

"You women, you just don't understand that this stage is the rising stage of my career, how can I walk away?"

"You insulted my personality first, and now you are insulting my IQ."

"This matter becomes kidnapping, which is not our specialty."

"Come when you want, leave when you want, the bus."

Seeing everyone's reactions in the theater, Xiao Yunhai's hanging heart was completely relieved.

Huang Bo glanced around, and said with a relaxed face: "Third brother, we succeeded."

Xiao Yunhai nodded, and said: "That's right, it's a success. With this "Crazy Stone" in front of you, your "Crazy Racing" will definitely be fine."

A smile appeared on Huang Bo's face, and he said gratefully to Xiao Yunhai: "Third brother, thank you, I would not be where I am today without you."

Since his debut, with the help of Xiao Yunhai, Huang Bo's road to acting has been smooth.From an unknown student of Yanjing Film Academy to now a solid first-line star, every step he took was extremely solid.

It can be said that these were brought to him by Xiao Yunhai.

"What do you do with what you say. Neck, come on, the road has reached your feet, and it depends on how you go. Remember, don't be fooled by the feasting and feasting of the entertainment industry."

"Don't worry, Brother Xiao, I understand."

Time flies, and the film reaches its final stage, where all the bad guys get what they deserve.

Xiaojun asked the police to arrest him, and Xie Xiaomeng beat him into a pig's head.

Heipi was trapped in the sewer, which made the heavens and the earth not work.

Brother Dao snatched the jade from Bao Shihong on his motorcycle, but bumped into the door of Fu Erdai's car and killed him directly.

The funniest is International Thief Mike.

In order to get the emerald, the employer was killed.