"OK!"

Russell squeezed the soap, swept it around the room, and threw it on the ground beside the coffee table.

The two supergirls sat on the sofa with tense bodies, and their eyes followed the falling soap. The moment the soap hit the ground, their eyes widened suddenly, their bodies jumped up involuntarily, and rushed forward.

Behind him, Russell opened his hands, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare to pounce.

Wait a second, it's almost lame!

Chapter 978 What does Pikachu mean?

In the living room, two supergirls were lying on the ground, clasping the soap with their hands clasped, and their eyes were filled with unimaginable horror.

A piece of soap with an ugly appearance and an extremely obscene effect is actually a weapon of causality.

The two women looked at each other, their three views were refreshed, and they had a new understanding of the main god.

It doesn't seem very serious!

But I have to say that although the effect of this piece of soap is wretched, its lethality is really not covered. The moment they were recruited, they couldn't raise their resistance at all.

Click!

The shutter sounded continuously, and the two women woke up from the shock, realizing that their posture was extremely inappropriate, and immediately got up and glared at Russell.

"You took a picture!" x2

"No, I don't even have a mobile phone on me, how can I take pictures."

With an innocent face, Russell took the soap out of the hands of the two and put it in the portable space.

"Stop pretending, you hid your phone in the space ring!"

"Hiss, you all discovered this."

Russell showed surprise, took out the mobile phone from the portable space, and deleted the indecent photos in front of the two women.

""x2

"what happened?"

Seeing the disheveled faces of the two women, Russell asked puzzledly.

Shen Menghan said angrily, "Do we look like fools?"

Be confident and replace interrogative sentences with affirmative sentences, exclamation sentences are also fine.

Luo Su cursed inwardly, and said in confusion on the surface: "Why do you say that, you are very smart!"

"Then take out the other phone in your space ring, the shutter sound doesn't match the number of photos you just deleted."

"Such little things don't matter"

Russell waved his hand, and the villain complained first: "Don't change the subject, according to our agreement, from today on, you are not allowed to play the old Onmyoji trick with me again."

""x2

The two women did not speak, and sat on the single sofa, one on the left and one on the right, and left the double one to Russell.

There is indeed no yin and yang weirdness, because I don't speak at all.

Russell was not surprised when he saw this. Women, especially when two women are robbing something, expecting them to be obedient is harder than killing them.

However, being able to keep his mouth shut is already a victory for him.

"What's for lunch today, how about I treat you to a restaurant?"

"Do you think it's appropriate for the two of us to go out together?"

Superwoman Youyuan glanced at Russell. The two women have exactly the same appearance and body shape. They are more twins than twins. It can be explained when they are seen by friends, but what should they do if they are seen by relatives?

"That's true. It's troublesome to share an identity."

Russell nodded, picked up the phone and ordered the takeaway downstairs, remembering that the door was still welded tightly, so he hurried forward to pry it open.

Three bowls of beef noodles, there is no price increase for additional quantities, because Russell is the landlord, and three bowls of noodles are free.

"Hissing, slopping, sloppy!"

Different from Russell's attitude of eating noodles boldly, the two supergirls were obviously absent-minded, with noodles stuck in their chopsticks, and they had no appetite at all.

"No appetite? That's right, you are supermen, photosynthesis is enough."

Based on the principle of not wasting food, Russell dragged the two women's noodle bowls to him in front of him. The moment he moved his chopsticks, he suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right.

Wei Wei looked up and looked around, and found that the two women were very concerned about which bowl he ate first.

"You two are boring enough!"

Russell pouted, picked up another pair of chopsticks, moved both hands together, and ate two bowls of noodles at a time.

No way, who makes the capable work harder!

"Russell, be serious, you plan to go on like this for the rest of your life?" Shen Menghan frowned, glanced at Superwoman, then at Russell.

"Oh, you haven't given up yet?"

Russell looked at the two women in surprise, put down his chopsticks, and said seriously: "To be honest, I have already surrendered to reality. Although you are two people, to me, you are essentially one person."

Russell talked for a long time, and finally concluded: "I am a person with principles, and I always give up on such things. Sorry, my conscience will hurt."

""x2

Then you really have principles!

The two women rolled their eyes at the same time, gritted their teeth and glanced at Russell. After their eyes met, they snorted coldly, and began to sit in front of the sofa and fight over the remote control again.

Click!

"Russell, the remote is broken in half again, what should I do?"

"There are still spares in the drawer of the TV cabinet. Tomorrow, I will wholesale hundreds or thousands of them, and I will dismantle them slowly for you."

Russell stacked the three noodle bowls, and said indifferently, "If it doesn't work, just buy another TV. Is there any problem?"

"You can buy two remote controls, and you can also buy two TV sets. Can you become two?"

The two women were very dissatisfied with Russell's behavior. They were not scumbags but scumbags, and they only loved one. Why didn't they find him so eloquent before.

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