the end of the heavens

"No problem, I like helping others." Russell chuckled, accelerated his run-up, left an afterimage in place, and kicked the leg of the chair in the air.

Puff!

The picture was so beautiful, Parker covered his weak and helpless eyes, and heard a scream in his ear, and after that, the room completely fell silent.

……

In the room, Deadpool leaned over on the ground, his head stuck into the wooden wall, silently saying nothing, perhaps dead.

Russell chatted with Parker, the atmosphere was not bad, ignoring a certain sand sculpture, it was quite harmonious.

"The so-called Agent X team is a heroic team composed of superpowers. The one in the corner who is bleeding is the captain. You can call him Deadpool, or Wade, and sand sculptures are also fine."

Parker scratched his head: "Uh, what should I call you?"

"Didn't I tell you?"

"..."

"Forget it, let me say it again, my name is Russell. Forgetful Spider-Man, did you remember clearly this time?"

"..."

Parker was silent for a moment. To be honest, he had no interest in this so-called X agent team.

"Our X-Agents team is different from other superhero organizations. We don't have a fixed site, but we travel in various universes. Wherever there is evil, we will appear there. Yes, we are justice... ahem, justice watchers! "

"Forget it, I don't want to leave New York." Parker shook his head and refused. Traveling around the world is nonsense, but he believed it: "Also, just the city of New York has exhausted me, let alone other places."

"It's okay, we won't force you, you can call me when you figure it out someday, and I'm waiting for you at any time."

As Russell said, he grabbed Deadpool's legs, abruptly pulled his head out of the wall, waved at Parker, and dragged Deadpool into the corridor like this.

Two minutes later, Parker regained his composure and was dumbfounded: "Damn it, you left the phone to me!"

When Parker rushed out of the apartment building like a wind, Russell and Deadpool could no longer be found, and he still wanted to ask each other for help to find Mary Jane together!

"I am so silly……"

……

"I am so silly!"

Deadpool was sitting on the roof of a building with his butt clutched, and he yelled at Russell, "Use your poor acting skills to tell Parker that the captain of the X Special Forces is a sand sculpture, and he will only join us if he is crazy!"

"But you are a sand sculpture!"

"That's my illusion to confuse the enemy. Under normal circumstances, I'm not a sand sculpture..." Deadpool said this, covering his face and sobbing: "My favorite Parker is gone, without him joining, and forming a fart x Special Forces. I don't play anymore, I want to go home!"

"and many more!"

Russell pressed Deadpool's shoulder: "Man, you misunderstood, in fact, I did everything just now, just to make Parker join us with all his heart."

"You deliberately made me a sand sculpture?"

"Yes, sand sculpture!"

Before Deadpool could react, Russell said unhappily: "Wade, you are a sand sculpture. Instead of pretending to hide and tricking Parker into joining the team, it is better to show it directly. The more useless the x special team is, the more Parker looks down on you. The plans after that will be smoother."

"Sorry, I didn't understand."

"It's not your fault, after all, you are a sand sculpture."

"Wow, I understand this sentence."

"..."

Seeing the inexplicably proud Deadpool, the corners of Russell's eyes twitched. He didn't know if he was really stupid, or he was just pretending to be crazy, so he just ignored the topic: "Human nature can't bear stains on beautiful things, but if it's all black from the beginning what time?"

"Dude, I get it."

Deadpool slapped Russell's thigh and screamed excitedly: "Because we are rotten, instead of pretending to be perfect, it's better to let Park Parker despair of us at first, and then gradually show a bright side. In this way, he will Change your first impression, think that the X Special Forces is actually not bad, then change your opinion of us little by little, and finally accept us completely."

"That's right!"

"Russell, my good brother, you are such a genius!"

"Well, so are you!"

"oh la la"

Deadpool felt that the plan was feasible, and danced and sang excitedly. After a while, he came back to his senses with a confused expression on his face: "That's not right! Dude, do we have a bright side?"

"Uh...everyone except you."

"..."

"Don't worry!" Russell Zhizhu said calmly, "Parker is looking for Doctor Octopus, because his goddess Mary Jane was..."

"Wait, where did Mary Jane come from? Parker's goddess should be me!"

"Wade, you have to face the reality. Parker's orientation is normal. He can't fall in love with you."

"I do not care!"

Russell rolled his eyes, and was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and continued: "Parker and Doctor Octopus are equally powerful, and Doctor Octopus has Mary Jane as a hostage, Parker will definitely not be able to beat him, when the time comes, the two of us will make our debut and help him defuse the crisis."

Deadpool nodded frantically: "Parker will fall in love with me crazily when a hero saves the beauty. When I invite him to join the team, he agrees with a little bit of admiration."

"..."

Russell took a deep breath: "Wade, if you dare to interrupt again, I will stuff Dr. Octopus into your body."

Deadpool sat obediently with his hands on his knees, raised his hand and made a zip movement around his mouth, signaling that he would never talk nonsense.

"We helped Parker rescue Mary Jane and made him owe a favor, but this only made it difficult for him to refuse us, and he was still close to a successful invitation."

Russell said with a sinister smile: "This requires the help of Mary Jane, a woman who is extremely ambitious and eager to become a famous actress. She needs flowers, applause, flashlights, and a lot of compliments, and these... …Hmph, Parker can’t even give it to her.”

"In fact, as a busy superhero, Parker can't even give Mary Jane the minimum time for the two of them. The two of them will end sooner or later. The blow to love will make Parker disheartened...

"At this time, it is the best moment for us to show up and invite him into the team!"

Deadpool fell into the beautiful fantasy woven by Russell, hissed his saliva, and applauded desperately: "Russell, I love you!"

Russell pressed his hand, signaled Deadpool to be safe and calm, and added calmly: "In order to prevent deviations from the plan, I have also prepared a second plan, which is... venom!"

Deadpool raised his hand to answer: "Mr. Russell, I know, I know. Let Parker wear venom and become an anti-hero who is not bound by morals, which can integrate into us more perfectly."