the end of the heavens

Russell asked, but he already guessed the answer in his heart. Those model girls like to talk about money with poor people, and talk about relationships with rich people. Deadpool is ugly and has no money, so he must have a bad nose.

"Well, I called them, but they ignored me."

Sure enough!

Russell nodded: "It's normal to ignore you. After all, they are a group of girls who are fighting for their dreams, and you can't realize their dreams."

"Yeah, their dreams are too expensive, and they want me to pay $2000..."

Deadpool sighed and sighed: "Oh, I still like young people who are fighting for $50! Pragmatic and sincere, down-to-earth, and with a correct attitude, sooner or later they will succeed!"

Russell rolled his eyes, fast-forwarded to end the topic: "What do you mean after talking so much?"

"This world is too boring. I'm going to the next world and recruit another team member. If it's him, he must be better than Parker." Speaking of this, Deadpool said ruthlessly: "Parker is already in the past tense, bless him Fell to death in Mary Jane's pit and never got up."

"I talked nonsense for a long time, but it's not because I was dumped."

"No, I dumped Parker."

"Stop lying, you licking dog..."

The two turned around and disappeared into the night, preparing to wait for Deadpool to return home, get a pair of knives and a pair of guns, and go to the New World to recruit players.

On the other side, the careless Parker was reborn, and returned home naked, changed his clothes, and rushed downstairs to Mary Jane's house.

Without the venom, Parker degenerated into a hanging wire form, shy away from going upstairs.After finally mustering up the courage, I found that there was no oil on the leather shoes, so I decided to go home and sleep first, and come to apologize tomorrow in the most energetic state.

In fact, even if Parker had the courage, no one would open the door for him, because Mary Jane was not at home.

Don't get me wrong, Mary Jane didn't date a new boyfriend, she triggered the heroine's side plot, just like the male protagonist who jumps off a cliff must get a magic trick, and the heroine is bound to be kidnapped by the villain.

A year ago, Mary Jane was kidnapped by the Green Goblin; some time ago, she was kidnapped by Doctor Octopus; now the situation has improved slightly, and the villains who kidnapped her have become two, Sandman and Venom Eddie.

It can be seen that being a superhero's girlfriend is not easy. In addition to a good body, you must also have a big heart.Otherwise, he would either die at the hands of a superhero, or be scared to death by the thrilling daily life.

……

In a small building on the second floor, Deadpool squatted in the bathroom, saying that before leaving, he would leave a little memory for this world, so he groaned and competed with the toilet.

Russell could hear his noise attack through several walls. In extreme silence, he turned on the TV and turned up the volume to counter Deadpool's mental pollution.

"Dear viewers, welcome to the news in New York City. The reporter of this station will continue to pay attention to the hostage kidnapping incident for you. Let's switch the camera to the scene..."

"Welcome to the live broadcast of our reporter. A woman was taken hostage, held in a taxi, and hung in the mid-air of an 80-story building, like a huge spider web."

"All police rescue operations were stopped by the Sandman, and besides that, there was a strange man in black involved. At first we thought he was Spider-Man in a black uniform, but now it turns out to be a completely different one. people……"

"good eyesight!"

Russell looked at the TV screen and nodded secretly. The reporters really had special skills.For example, the one at the scene, with a torch-like gaze that can be called an eagle eye, can tell that Mary Jane is a woman from as high as an 80-story building.

Only Parker was blind and regarded her as the little girl next door!

"Wade, are you full? Come out when you're full."

Ping ping pong!

Something seemed to have fallen in the bathroom, and after a while, Deadpool ran over with toilet paper in one hand and a toilet brush in the other, with his trousers hanging around his ankles.

"Russell, what's the matter?"

Bang!Bang!

Without further ado, Russell pulled out the Sand Eagle and fired two shots, hitting Big Wade and Little Wade, and he immediately had a clear idea and was happy physically and mentally.

After 30 seconds, Wade recovered. Perhaps his brain suffered a severe blow, and he chose to lose his memory. He didn't remember that Russell shot him. He hurriedly said, "What's wrong, buddy, what happened?"

Russell raised his finger and pointed at the TV. On the screen, Venom arrogantly wrote a paragraph on the black web: Spider-Man, stop us if you dare!

"I thought what happened. I've seen this plot. Parker was abused one-on-one, and then his good friend... no, his little brother Harry came and defeated the Sandman and the crappy reporter together."

Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Trust me, Parker can handle them, that's it, I'll go back and continue to suck."

"Wade, did you forget something?"

"what?"

"You brought the venom from other worlds. It attached to you and Parker successively. It's stronger than the original book at 01:30, so Parker can handle it?"

"Damn it! Parker will definitely be photographed..."

Deadpool cursed upon hearing the words, raised his pants with both hands, and said in a deep voice, "Russell, it's time for our X-Force team to debut!"

"..."

"what happened again?"

"Did you wipe your ass?"

(one`??one) x 2

"Hahaha, buddy, are you kidding me? Who...who doesn't...doesn't wipe his butt after going to the toilet!"

Bang!

……

On the 80-story black spider web, Mary Jane sat anxiously in the suspended taxi. She saw Venom's challenge to Spider-Man, but she didn't know if Parker would come, because the relationship between the two seemed completely game over.

At this time, the onlookers on the ground cheered and applauded, welcoming the New York hero Spider-Man coming with spider silk. Every time Spider-Man can defeat a strong enemy, the citizens believe that this time is no exception.

Parker swayed the spider web several times in a row, jumped onto the black spider web in the air, and looked affectionately at Mary Jane in the car.

The sense of security that Parker brought moved Mary Jane, and she really wanted to get back together and become his girlfriend again, but when she thought of the powerful combination of villains, she hurriedly said, "Parker, this is a conspiracy. They want to kill you."

"I know, I'll save you right now..."

Bang!

The venom fell from the sky and kicked Parker away. The two fought in the air. Parker was beaten with three punches and two kicks.

"Hahaha, Parker, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Venom's hideous ugly face spread out, revealing Eddie's murderous face.

After saying this, Venom attacked several times in a row, knocking Parker down from the sky and throwing him to the long-awaited Sandman.

In the villain's mixed doubles, Parker couldn't beat even one of them, and was abused to the point of inhumanity.

In the original book, Parker asked his good brother Harry for help. Although the latter refused verbally, he rushed over honestly.