the end of the heavens
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Wade looked at the crowd with an innocent look on his face: "Don't say that I fainted because of my shock. The line just now was Professor X's line when he was paralyzed. If you want to blame it, you have to blame him."
Chapter 6 Nineteen Indecision, Quantum Mechanics
The aircraft was driving in the sky at high speed, and Qin and Orolo were driving each with a shopping bag on their heads.
Because they didn't want to make a fool of themselves, or in order to maintain their goddess image, they had to do so, but they overlooked one thing. Unknowingly, they gradually moved closer to the sand sculpture.
Except for sand sculptures, no one will put a shopping bag on their head!
Deadpool is poisonous!
Russell has confirmed that there is a sand sculpture virus with a very high infection rate.
During the period of contact with Deadpool, he found that he had a pathological reaction in his body, and many behaviors became more and more like Deadpool.
For example, he talked more and more nonsense, and his venomous tongue was worse than before. He didn't know how to speak without choking the other party to death.
"Young man, your name is John, isn't it?"
Deadpool opened the wardrobes of the X-Men, picked out two sets of uniforms, and hand-made them into his own uniforms. His body was scrapped due to the experience of ice and fire, so he had to use local materials to make a new set.
"Yes, it is!"
Burning John lowered his head, curled up on the seat, not daring to move, not even daring to look at Deadpool.
Because it's disgusting!
Just like the plot in [Deadpool] 2, half of Deadpool's body was damaged by ice, and he is currently growing by himself.
The upper half of an adult's body, and the lower half of a five or six-year-old child's body, the combination of the two is insane in terms of visual impact.
It's not over yet, this is not the lower limit of Deadpool!
Because this guy has no pants to wear, he is playing hooligans on the plane with his bare butt, and was ridiculed by Russell for not being murderous.In a fit of rage, he dug out a shopping bag, tore open two holes, and put it on his buttocks as a diaper.
Not only Pyro, but everyone else on the plane looked away, unwilling to let Deadpool pollute their eyes.
Orolo and Qin trembled with anger, not because of Deadpool's lack of management rights and urinating everywhere at the hatch, but because of this guy's diapers.
They wear shopping bags over their heads, while Deadpool puts them on their hips, and boasts that the three can team up to form a new superhero team.
He has already chosen the name, Eco Shopping Bag Commando, or Shopping Bag League!
Go to td's shopping bag!
Orolo and Qin cursed in their hearts, and then never said a word to Deadpool.
Seeing that the two beauties were unwilling to talk to him, and Deadpool didn't force his hot face to stick his cold ass, although he wanted to, he had no choice but to shift his target to the little rascal.
Deadpool thinks he can pry off the corner of the Iceman, the reason is very simple, in a deadpool video game of the same name, he and the little rascal had a passionate love beyond friendship.
It's a pity that this version of the little rascal is a bit timid in character, and he doesn't call him at all.
The plan to wield the hoe failed, and Deadpool entangled Pyroman John, ready to knock a sum of pocket money.
"Listen, John, your flames are very passionate, and because of this, my handsome appearance has been disfigured. I have severe burns all over my body, and the self-healing factor cannot be cured. The plastic surgery will cost a lot of money, and you have to pay for it dig."
"But I... I have no money!"
"Not now, doesn't mean there won't be in the future, I am optimistic about you, and work hard to make money and pay off debts in the future."
"..."
Pyro was young, no matter where he was Deadpool's opponent, a few words were bypassed, and the foolish couple signed a huge IOU.
"Look, Russell, I've made a fortune. I have the start-up funds for the X-Force team. I want to build a super luxurious base and hire 100 personal beautiful secretaries. The base is even more expensive than the Stark Building..."
Bang!
Russell blew on the muzzle of the gun, and put the Sand Eagle back into the holster around his waist.
There was a moment of silence in the cabin, and then the applause continued. Logan was sitting next to Russell and gave him a thumbs up: "Man, you did a great job!"
"It's okay, at least it can clean your ears for a few seconds."
When the two talked, Logan was a person who couldn't hide things in his heart, and went straight to the topic: "Qin told me, you came to find me, and you know what happened before I lost my memory?"
Russell nodded: "Yes, no matter which version, we all know more or less."
Logan didn't understand, and frowned: "What do you mean by the version you mentioned?"
"I can't tell you now, unless you agree to join the X-Force team. After leaving this world, we will tell you whatever you want to know."
Logan frowned deeper: "Can you tell me my real name?"
"Hugh Jackman!"
Deadpool recovered and jumped up from the ground suddenly: "You have acted in many movies, one of which is violent..."
Bang!
Russell put the Sand Eagle back into the holster again, and said to the dissatisfied Logan: "Join us to give you information, otherwise I won't say anything."
Logan silently memorized the strange name 'Hugh Jackman', and continued: "Then let me ask another question, what do you mean by leaving this world just now?"
"Literally!"
"Can you explain it?" Logan has a keen intuition like a beast, and it is very important to determine the answer to the question.
"This answer is not easy to explain, I'm afraid you don't understand..." Russell asked with a smile: "Logan, have you studied quantum mechanics?"
"Uh……"
"Then don't ask, just ask about quantum mechanics!"
At this time, Qin, who was flying the plane, came over: "Mr. Russell, I have studied quantum mechanics. Although I only learned some basics, I can barely understand it. Can you explain it to me?"
Russell froze for a moment, snorted coldly and said in disdain: "Ms. Grey, do you know what a multiverse is?"
"This one……"
"Then don't ask, just ask about the multiverse!"
In all odds, quantum mechanics.If that wasn't enough, the multiverse.
Russell didn't bother to make up some weird reasons, so he directly blocked the curiosity of the two, and said to Qin: "Ms. Grey, I kindly remind you, don't use telepathy to probe Wade's memory, it's very dangerous. You will be polluted into a sand sculpture."
Qin: "..."
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