Wild Lucky God

Jian Nan chuckled and said triumphantly: "There is everything, as long as you can't think of it, there is nothing I can't do."

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily: "Put them all back. We are not going on vacation, but to survive. We can only bring the necessary things, a little money and a mobile phone."

Jian Nan was reluctant to part, and under Ye Tian's affirmative gaze, he had no choice but to put everything back.

Ye Tian also only carried one bag, which was full of seasonings. The system said that only seasonings can be brought to each live broadcast, and other things are not allowed to be brought.

Arriving at the airport and boarding the plane, Jian Nan became agitated as soon as he got on the plane, and greeted several people around him warmly.

"Hello, hello, are you also traveling to Congo? I heard that the fruit of Congo is delicious!" Jian Nan said to a middle-aged man next to him.

The middle-aged man smiled, and spoke a series of unfluent Chinese. Jian Nan immediately ignored him and gave him a vicious look.

It made the middle-aged man not know what he did wrong.

Ye Tian turned his head and asked, "What's the matter?"

Jian Nan said with a righteous face: "Hmph, I thought it was a Chinese, but it turned out to be a little devil."

Ye Tian chuckled, he didn't expect this guy to be quite patriotic.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, the plane landed on time at Kinshasa Airport, the capital of Congo.

After getting off the plane, Jian Nan was stunned.

"Brother Tian, ​​is this the capital airport of the Congo? Is it so broken?" Jian Nan asked in disbelief. This is simply worse than a train station in a third-tier city in China.

Ye Tian said: "Kinshasa Airport was actually very beautiful when it was first built, and it was still made by Huaxia's outsourcing company, but after so many years, due to lack of maintenance and poor security here, it has changed. It became what it is now.”

Upon hearing this, Jian Nan swallowed and nodded.

Walking out of the airport, there are idle people outside the airport. Most of these people are pickpockets. These pickpockets are not like those in Huaxia. Here, as long as you see a foreigner walking alone on the street, 80.00% of you will be robbed, and you will be robbed There's definitely more than one black guy.

The outside of the airport is not much better. It is dilapidated and there is not even a better concrete road. Although the Congolese civil war has passed for more than ten years, it is still devastated.

The official language of Congo is also French, Ye Tian is very annoyed by this, but fortunately the system has been generous this time and gave Ye Tian a benefit.

System: "French language pack plus native language, don't thank it, it will be counted as a reward for the last extra task."

Ye Tian was overjoyed, it really helped me a lot this time.

Knowing the official language here and the dialect here, at least the communication is convenient, and Ye Tian also has a lot of confidence in his heart.

Due to the time difference, we got off the plane, and the time here was still early.

So Ye Tian prepared, hurry on the road first, the sooner he enters the rainforest, the sooner he can complete the task, the task time is very loose this time, fifteen to thirty days, it should be able to go back after completing the task.

Walking to the side of the road, Ye Tian stopped a tattered-looking taxi. The driver of the taxi was a middle-aged black man in his 40s, and his clothes were dirty.

Ye Tian had already planned the route, so he asked the driver to take them directly to the local coach station.

After more than 30 minutes, Ye Tian brought Jian Nan to a bus station.

It is said that it is a bus station, but it is actually similar to a bus. It takes nearly [-] hours to take a bus. Fortunately, when Ye Tian came, there were not many people waiting for the bus.

When we boarded the car, the US dollars collected by each person had been exchanged in advance when applying for visas in Huaxia. Compared with Brown, people here prefer US dollars.

After finding a seat to sit down, the cars here do not have a specified time to drive, but wait until the seats are full before driving.

Sometimes, even have to wait four or five hours.

Fortunately, Ye Tian was very lucky, the car was already full after waiting for less than half an hour.

After the car was driving, Jian Nan felt bored, so he chatted with Ye Tian.

"Ye Tian, ​​I heard that Africans are very lazy, is it true?" Jian Nan asked curiously.

Ye Tian glanced at Jiannan and replied: "Yes, Africans are indeed the laziest people in the world. All large buildings in Africa are basically outsourced and built by people from other countries. One of the reasons is that Their country has experienced civil war. When independence was declared here, there was basically no way to establish a country. The second reason is that in the society before Africa, people lived at a very slow pace. African workers work in Chinese enterprises here. They generally Stop working for three or four hours, saying that you are tired, and you will never see their shadows on the construction site after the salary is paid every month, and Huaxia Enterprises are not worried at this time." Speaking of Here, a pause.

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"Why?" Jian Nan paused, puzzled.

"Because these Africans don't have the concept of saving money at all. Basically, a week after the salary is paid, a month's salary will be used up. I have read the news. Here, many blacks are paid the first time they are paid. They will run to buy Huaxia spicy noodles, which are scarce. Spicy noodles are a hard currency in places like Africa, and the price is not low. After they run out of wages, they will naturally come back to work obediently, so these Huaxia companies are not at all. Don't worry." Ye Tian explained with a smile.

Jian Nan: "It's really magnificent, my Huaxia Latiao."

"Brother Ye, tell me something about this place." Jian Nan continued to ask.

Ye Tian thought for a while and said: "There is one more thing you should pay attention to, Africans are very casual in terms of sex, you have to take care of yourself."

When Jian Nan heard this, he touched his nose and said, "Hey! See what you said, I don't like those people because they are dark!"

Ye Tian shook his head and said: "That's not what it means. Do you know where the origin of AIDS is? Here, you'd better not think about it, the chance of winning is very high."

When Jian Nan heard this, he quickly covered his crotch and took two breaths of air.

"What else is there!!" Jian Nan was a little scared, worried that Ye Tian still had something to explain.

Ye Tian smiled and said: "What's more, just observe the situation, I heard that people here like to blackmail Chinese people very much, and then they can only spend money to avoid disasters, and people here like to ask you for money, whether they are old people or It’s a child who will chase you and ask you for money.”

"I'll go, it's so dark? Then just give me some." Jian Nan said.

When Ye Tian heard it, Jian Nan rolled his eyes and said, "Listen to me, if someone asks you for money, you must never give it, because if you give money to one person, everyone around you will come to you for money , If you don’t give it, then he will be very angry, he will become angry, beat you with a stick, and throw you with a stone.”

When Jian Nan heard this, he was terrified, and shouted, "Fuck, is it so scary? This is more terrifying than Huaxia's moral kidnapping."

Ye Tian smiled and said: "Hey, it's okay, I saw these on the Internet, as long as you pay attention, it will be fine, and not all Africans are like this, the times are developing so fast, here That should change too."

Although Ye Tian said so, Jian Nan seemed to be very worried, and made up his mind that he would never show sympathy indiscriminately.

The car has been driven from the concrete road in the city to the tropical rainforest. More than 50.00% of the land in Africa is tropical rainforest.

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At this moment, the car suddenly slammed on the brakes, and Ye Tian and Jian Nan bumped into the back of the seat in front, grinning in pain.

Ye Tian quickly stood up to check the situation, and was startled when he saw it.

At this time, in front of the car, there were more than a dozen black men holding AK47s, yelling loudly.

Ye Tian immediately thought of the recent Congo news that he checked, which should be the rebels in Congo.

Jian Nan was so frightened that his feet went limp at this moment. When had he seen this kind of battle in Huaxia? It was a real gun, not a toy.

Soon, the driver compromised under the pressure of the other party and opened the door.

Two or three black men with guns came up and carefully looked at the passengers inside.