Wild Lucky God

Looking at the pork hanging all over the tree trunks, Ye Tian was very satisfied, and now that he had kitchen utensils and seasonings, he could have a delicious meal at night.

But before that, Ye Tian had to find a way to stably catch the food that Di Lieba could eat every day. This undoubtedly increased the workload for himself, but Ye Tian didn't feel annoyed. Grasp the hearts of those water friends.

Only by capturing the hearts of water friends can the live broadcast room grow stronger.

There are still more than three hours before dark, and Ye Tian is sitting on the beach to take a nap at this time. In fact, occasionally sitting like this and doing nothing, looking at the endless sea is also a kind of enjoyment, not to mention there are two beauties with him .

"Anchor, it's idle anyway, why don't you tell us two more jokes!"

"What is a joke?"

"Hahaha, the joke is so funny, it makes your stomach hurt from laughing."

"66666, let's talk about it!"

Ye Tian laughed, and then flipped out two more novels in his mind.

"Ahem, since you want to hear it, the anchor will tell you two things. One day, the chick asked the hen, why do human beings have names, but we are all called chickens? The hen smiled and said, when human beings are alive, they all have names. They have names, but they are all called ghosts when they die. We don’t have names when we are alive, but we have many names when we die. The chicken asked excitedly, really, what are they called? Hen Just say: curry chicken, boiled chicken, mushroom chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken, roast chicken, shredded chicken, saliva chicken, spicy chicken, soy sauce chicken"

"666666666"

"Hahahahaha, dzz! Sure enough, there are many names."

"66666666"

"This dick, this dick!"

"One more, one more anchor."

The joke that Ye Tian just said happened to be heard by Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying, and the two women covered their mouths and kept laughing.

Chapter 11 Let the coconut tree nod its head three times to try 【Favorites】

"Ahem, the anchor will tell you another thing. He said that there was a beautiful woman who came home from work and opened the door, only to find her father had come. Fuqing, dinner is ready. I fried eggplant with minced meat, stir-fried lotus root slices, and cucumber with cold salad. When his father saw his daughter came back, he began to scold her, saying that you are a girl, the house is messy and dirty, there are only a few vegetables in the refrigerator, nothing, why you are so lazy, you don’t have a boyfriend! Beauty one Listen, I quickly retorted, I actually had a boyfriend before you came here! His father glared at her and said: What's the matter? Is it my business? Is your boyfriend scared away by me, or is he eating? gone?"

Some male water friends didn't react immediately, but some female water friends were not calm.

"Haha, anchor, you are so annoying!"

"That's right, good and bad, good and bad!"

"Uh, why didn't I understand? Please explain to God, where is the joke?"

Ye Tian laughed straight, and turned to look at Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying. At this time, their faces were slightly embarrassed. Ye Tian knew that the two beauties seemed to understand.

After resting for half an hour, Ye Tian was going to go into the woods to have a look. Such a big island must have fruits and the like.

"You two beauties, I'm going to go for a walk in the woods, you can just watch the camp here." Ye Tian said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Di Lieba stood up quickly and said, "I'm going too!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, and said seriously: "The forest is very dangerous, and there are many snakes, aren't you afraid?"

Di Lieba shook his head and said, "Do you think an xj girl would be afraid of these things? I just want to learn something from you."

Ye Tian thought, what he said was not unreasonable, so he nodded in agreement.

Then Ye Tian looked at Jiang Shuying and asked, "Are you going?"

Jiang Shuying shook her head and said, "I won't go for now, you go."

Ye Tian nodded, and took Di Lieba to the center of the island. This island is not too big, but it is not small. Because he didn't see the whole picture, Ye Tian didn't know how big it was.

The woods are full of small ups and downs. When Ye Tian walked on the beach before, he took a look at the structure of the whole island.

The entire island is like a basin with its mouth on the ground. The terrain in the middle is very high, but it is still flat when it meets, and the entire island is covered by dense forests.

Not long after he left, Di Lieba pointed in one direction and said, "Look! It's a coconut!"

Ye Tian had already seen it, Di Lieba trotted all the way to the bottom of the coconut tree, looking at the coconuts blowing up high, Di Lieba could only catch up with him.

Ye Tian walked over and looked at the tall coconut tree. It was not difficult to climb up, but Ye Tian still kicked it twice to try.

It was always like this when I was a child, when I saw a fruit on a tree, my first thought was not to climb the tree, but to kick it, maybe it would fall down by itself.

After kicking the coconut tree twice, Di Lieba said with a smile, "Haha, it seems that you stole fruit a lot when you were young."

Di Lieba's words are not false. When Ye Tian was young, he did steal fruit a lot, but Di Lieba said so, it is estimated that she often did it when she was young.

"What if it falls, do you think so?" Ye Tian also said with a smile.

As soon as he finished speaking, there were several bangs, which startled Ye Tian.

Looking back, there are several green coconuts lying on the ground.

Friends of the water saw it, it was incredible.

"Look! What I said! You still don't believe it!"

"Shit, is this okay?"

"Nimma, just drop it if you say it? Is this a way to save face?"

Di Lieba also looked at Ye Tian with a look of surprise at this time, what happened was amazing.

Ye Tian chuckled and said, "You may not believe it, but the anchor's luck has always been so good that it explodes."

When the water friends heard it, they were not happy.

"I don't believe it, prove it to us!"

"Damn it, I believe it! The anchor, I believe you!"

"I don't believe it, unless the anchor proves it to us once!"

When Ye Tian saw it, he was excited.

"Okay then, the anchor will show you again. If the anchor is successful, you can swipe my card for me! I don't want any more, one for each person! How about it?"

When the water friends heard it, it was only six yuan a piece, which was not a big deal, and all of them agreed confidently.

"Okay then, how do you want the host to prove it!" Ye Tian continued.

Friends of the water began to come up with all kinds of bad ideas.

"Well, try again and see if any coconuts fall off."

"No, it's too simple, change it."