Wild Lucky God
Page 129
As soon as this answer came out, the live broadcast room exploded in an instant.
"6666"
"66666"
"It makes sense, but I can't even refute it."
"This explains invincibility, and I agree with it in my heart."
"The anchor's explanation of true love is too fresh and refined."
"23333 Why do I, a woman, agree with what the anchor said?"
"[I'm Broken in Love]: Host, I understand, it turns out that I just didn't date her, so I feel very lost."
Ye Tian didn't expect that he actually convinced the other party, after all, he also felt that what he said was very reasonable.
"Cough cough."
Ye Tian said solemnly: "Don't worry, big brother, you will definitely meet your true love in the future."
"Thank you for the anchor's enlightenment, I feel that I have found the direction of life."
"Brother 6666"
"But I always feel a little weird, I don't know why? Is it just an illusion?"
"By the way, anchor, I'm also struggling with a problem. I broke up with my girlfriend today. Should I go to her for reconciliation?"
Suddenly another water friend raised a question in the barrage.
Ye Tian laughed and said: "It seems that there are quite a lot of breakups today, and my live broadcast room seems to have become an emotional show."
"Hahahaha, who made the host so good at picking up girls?"
"That's right, that's right, the two goddesses have been captured by the anchor."
"That's right, I'm so envious, we're all here to extract sperm."
Chapter 128 Sleeping with someone else's wife for three years 【Reward】
Ye Tian said: "Okay, stop making trouble, that brother, in life, we actually encounter this kind of quarrel, as a man, you have to be cowardly. Of course, you tell me the specific things, and I'll give you a chance." Although there is no wine now, you have a story!"
"The thing is like this, I have been in love with my girlfriend for three years, and I have already agreed to get married, but some time ago, I found that my girlfriend came home late after work, and I became suspicious, thinking that she was empathizing with her secretly. I followed and found her in a Mercedes-Benz, after a period of struggle, I had a showdown with her, and said a lot of nasty things, and she ran away in anger."
"I'll go, big brother, this is a cuckold for you!"
"Gold diggers, there are too many gold diggers in this society now, don't be too sad, just take it as a mistake."
"At this time, we should break up peacefully. Maybe your girlfriend also has difficulties."
"Whether you don't want this kind of woman, you should humiliate her severely."
In an instant, the live broadcast room fell out, and Ye Tian hurriedly said: "Everyone, don't argue, let me say something fair, first, if your girlfriend didn't cheat, but you didn't trust her or even followed her, it's your fault, why did I say that I joined her?" Cheating, because there is such a possibility, I think you definitely don’t know who is sitting in the Mercedes-Benz car, if your girlfriend is a white and rich girl, but you never know, it is probably her family or relatives in the car, Maybe it's her driver. You see, three years of relationship is really not short. How many three years are there in life? It doesn't mean that you can let go of it. There are too many memories and sweetness in it. You ask today, It means that you have been unable to let it go, and besides, if your girlfriend really cheated, you will not lose! At least you have slept with other people's wives for three years, well, that's probably the case."
Before, everyone thought that Ye Tian was trying to persuade him seriously, analyzed in all directions, and even mentioned the possibility of consolation, but they didn't expect him to overturn in the end.
"Fuck!"
"Hey! Yaoyaoling? I overturned the car again, yes, that's right, it's me again, the old place."
"I have a sentence p, I don't know if I should say it or not."
"6 turned over. He slept with other people's wives for three years. This makes so much sense. It's a lot of money."
"At first, I thought it made sense. The anchor is also a serious anchor, and I started to like you. After the last sentence, it's a damn thing. I actually like you even more."
"Thank you, anchor, I understand, I'll go and ask about it right away."
"This live broadcast room is so interesting, it's like smoking heroin, and I can't stop."
"Pay attention to a wave, pay attention, pay attention, pay attention, and say important things three times."
Ye Tian continued to brag with his water friends: "Come on, come on, let me tell you a joke. It's not easy to do anything this year. I stayed and went to Mount Wutai to ask for a lottery. The eminent monk asked me: "A fishing rod and 500 yuan Jinyu, which one do you choose?I said, "I want 500 catties of fish." The eminent monk shook his head and smiled, "The donor is superficial, the fish will disappear after eating, and the fishing rod can catch a lot of fish. Do you understand this principle?
I said: You know what an egg, 500 catties of fish can be sold for 2500 yuan.Fishing rods cost 100 yuan a piece, buy 10 pieces, then ask 1000 people to help me fish with another 10 yuan, buy a mahjong table for 500 yuan and invite a few friends to play cards. Entertainment is also entertaining, and money is also earned.
Monk: Where are you a pilgrim?
I said: from Hebei
Eminent monk: "Amitabha... Poor monks don't want to talk to you Hebei people, especially those from Xingtai! The salary income is the lowest in the country. If you don't have chicken feathers, you will raise an argument!""
"666666"
"233333"
"Anchor, I didn't mess with you, Dahebei! How can you blackmail me, Dahebei?"
"As a native of Hebei, I was shot by an arrow in the knee. I had nothing to say to him, but I laughed happily."
"Pray for the shadow area in this eminent monk's heart! Hahahaha"
"I'll try it next time. I happen to have a place where I ask for a lottery. I don't know if that eminent monk will cooperate."
"Brother upstairs, I don't know if the eminent monk will be mad at you, but you will definitely be beaten to death."
Ye Tian continued: "One more thing. On this day, when Xiao Ming just arrived at the company, a female colleague came over angrily and complained: I blame you for coming up with a bad idea. Xiao Ming asked suspiciously: What's the matter? She said: Didn't you say peel the bananas?" Is it more comfortable? Damn, I still smell like bananas now."
"puff"
"puff"
"puff"
"Ma Dan, the anchor was caught off guard by this wave of cars."
"Hey holding the grass, I overturned the car again, I happened to be eating bananas, and my mouth smelled of bananas, but it didn't feel right."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, god damn it is more comfortable to peel bananas."
"It's almost impossible to guard against, and the old driver, the anchor, has a habit of drifting."
"In the middle of the night, my laughter alarmed the neighbors, and they all called me crazy. [Cover face]"
"This live broadcast room is poisonous, poisonous! I was so scared that I quickly paid attention to it."
Ye Tian smiled triumphantly, and couldn't help driving again. He really missed the days when he used to drive a lot, mainly Reba and Shu Ying, with small mouths and long white legs, which were the old drivers' steering wheels.
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