Wild Lucky God

"Anchor, what does it taste like? Is it delicious?"

"I've only eaten deep-fried cicadas. Speaking of which, the taste is really good, but like the anchor, the cicada was still screaming just now. I haven't tried it, and I dare not try it. The anchor is really a man. I take it."

"What flavor?"

Ye Tian chewed it, gave a thumbs up with a smile, and said, "Cracky, chicken-flavored, it's worth recommending, and don't underestimate this cicada."

"The cicada body is rich in nutrients, the dry basis protein content is more than 70, the fat is about 7, the vitamins and various beneficial trace elements are higher than the general meat food, and it can be called the protein king in today's food.

In recent years, cicadas have been put on the table in many places. As a health food, the market demand is increasing and the price is getting higher and higher. "

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"God damn crunchy, chicken flavor."

"If I hadn't eaten fried cicadas, I would have believed the anchor's words."

"2333 just ate a king of vegetables, and now there is a king of protein, my God! I don't read much, so I feel that the anchor is fooling me."

"Tell you a sad story. Although the anchor's face is joking, the knowledge he said is true."

"Let me tell you something, the anchor is awesome."

"Hahaha~"

Looking at the barrage, Ye Tian couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, I'm not joking, how should I put it, it's the smell of bugs, raw and bitter, although the taste is not good, but it can replenish energy for your body in the wild, Maintain your physical activity. Don’t think that the host is just joking. Many people call the forest a green hell. It’s not as simple as it seems here. You must maintain good physical strength, otherwise you won’t even have the strength to run when you encounter danger. "

And when all the water friends were laughing and complaining, the live broadcast room was very lively.

A netizen named [I like wilderness live broadcast] said: "Don't think that the anchor is joking. In fact, the same type. Except for the anchor's live broadcast room, I have been paying attention to other live broadcast rooms that imitate the anchor. Now There are not many surviving ones, only the beautiful girl Sister Lin is still alive, that is also because Sister Lin chose some normal small forests in China, there are no big beasts, but there was a little girl who had a high fever in the wild and almost killed her. Fortunately, the police arrived in time, but other anchors were not so lucky. Those who were hospitalized, and those who encountered wild wolves, survived. I heard that they are still in a coma. I also donated [-] cents. Others just disappeared, so what I want to say is that the anchor is really dick, really coquettish, kneeling and looking at his phone, the more you understand, the more you will understand how dick the anchor is."

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"I said those wilderness live broadcasts are gone."

"Anchor, a godlike man."

"Hearing what you said, I feel that the anchor is a real dick. Although I used to think it was a real dick, now I feel even more dick, for short."

"Hahaha~~"

Ye Tian also saw this comment, and shook his head with a smile. He really didn't pay attention to those wilderness live broadcast rooms during this time, but he had a little impression of the sister Lin he mentioned. After watching her live broadcast room, I didn't expect so many things to happen during this period.

However, he didn't feel that these things happened by accident, after all, not everyone was as dick like him, such a dick, only this family.

Dare to rush into the barren mountains and old forests on impulse, it is simply looking for death, without the strong survivability of Master Bei and Master De, not to mention, Master Bei and Master De also have experience as soldiers, and they are not ordinary soldiers. With the accumulation of time and a professional team, the safety of life was guaranteed, and these people dared to rush to the live broadcast after seeing his live broadcast room, which was no different from sending them to death.

In the previous life, everyone only saw the success of Mr. Pei, and they didn't know how much effort he put in behind, how many crises he encountered, and those anchors who failed to survive in the wilderness and ruined their lives.

Ye Tian has seen such videos before. Although many of them were quickly blocked, Ye Tian has seen a British live broadcaster of wilderness survival who was targeted by prey in the wild, bitten and poisoned. The camera lens was dragged away by wild beasts, and some were even found after a few weeks of death, and the bodies were already in disrepair.

Ye Tian walked further into the woods, grinning and said: "Looking at what you said, I suddenly remembered a joke, and I just told it to you. Friends who eat and drive must pay attention."

"Hahaha, finally let me wait for the joke."

"Anchor, speak quickly, speak quickly."

"Wait, I'll stop the car first, otherwise my life will be in danger."

"I feel that the anchor is about to drive again. Everyone stop what you are doing and concentrate on listening to the lecture. If the car overturns, it will be life-threatening."

Ignoring the live broadcast room, Ye Tian said directly: "Today I went to play billiards with Lao Wang and his wife next door. I came up to clear the table with a shot. In order to show off my skills, I said to Lao Wang's wife: "How are you, sister-in-law?" , Do you see my dick?" Lao Wang's wife blushed, lowered her head, and whispered: "Don't look. "I was taken aback, the words were a bit ambiguous, and I quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, sister-in-law, are you surprised? "Lao Wang's wife blushed even more, her head was almost buried in her chest, and her voice became softer: "Don't eat. ""

As soon as this was said, the live broadcast immediately exploded.

"puff."

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"Do you see my dick? Don't. Are you surprised? Don't eat."

"Hold the grass, my car overturned again, I want to call the police."

"[Cover face] [Cover face] [Shame] Porn anchor, what the hell is driving again?"

"Damn, I figured it out, damn, this car is driving too fast, and there is such a showy operation."

"The anchor is invincible, the earth can no longer hold the anchor."

"Old Wang's wife is going to be on fire, and it's going to explode."

"Ma Dan, now think about what I said above, anchor, why do I see these words are yellow, brothers, come and tell me, is there something wrong with my eyes."

Chapter 151 Abandoned Camp 【Reward】

"Everyone is afraid of the king next door, this time the anchor overcame the wall."

"Hahahaha~~ I will convince you."

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Ye Tian continued to walk towards the depths of the woods, and casually explained the plants he saw: "Look at that vine, the blue flowers, which are very coquettish and mysterious, and the one with the saucer-shaped flower crown, doesn't it look very beautiful? This vine is called Wisteria, also known as Wisteria, Zhuteng, and Huanghuan. It belongs to Fabaceae and Wisteria. It is a large vine with deciduous climbing and winding. This kind of creature has tenacious vitality, strong adaptability, heat resistance and cold resistance, and the temperature can be maintained throughout the year. Adapt to wisteria.

Wisteria can be seen in the Yellow River and Yangtze River basins in the south of Hebei, Shaanxi, Henan, Guangxi, Guizhou, and Yunnan. Because of its beauty, many of them are used for ornamental plants and garden scaffolding, and are suitable for planting on lakesides, poolsides, rockery, stone workshops, etc. It has a unique style and is also commonly used in bonsai.

Not only that, this thing can also be eaten. People often pick wisteria flowers to steam it, which is delicious and fragrant.The "Purple Cake" in Beijing and the "Wisteria Cake", "Wisteria Porridge", "Fried Wisteria Fish", "Cold Gehua" and "Fried Gehuacai" in some places are all made by adding wisteria flowers.

But you have to distinguish between wisteria, there are two kinds of wisteria flowers that cannot be eaten, just like the one in front of the anchor, blue flowers, and another kind of white flowers, with two colors of flowers growing, their whole body can be poisonous, although Some reports say that its flowers are not poisonous, but scientific research has proved that once ingested by mistake, it will cause nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, and diarrhea, and the consequences can be very serious. "

"I'll go. I heard from the host that there happened to be a wisteria with white flowers in the park not far from the community. I want to try it. When I heard it behind me, the chrysanthemum suddenly tightened."

"This rich reserve of knowledge makes many doctoral professors tremble."

"Hahaha~~ I've eaten purple radish pancakes, so it's made from this."

Ye Tian continued walking, and the sound of rushing water came to his ears. Ye Tian raised his head and said with a smile: "I heard the sound of running water, and there should be another stream ahead."

Sure enough, within two steps, a small stream with a width of one foot appeared in front of Ye Tian, ​​but when he frowned, the sound of the water seemed to grow louder, but he didn't notice it from a distance, but the closer he got, the sound of the water became more and more loud. It's getting bigger, the creek doesn't have such a loud sound at all, when Ye Tian walked to the side of the creek, he turned his head and looked to the side, the original expression suddenly appeared on his face, only then did he realize that the end of the creek here turned out to be a There is a small waterfall, and there is a small pool below the small waterfall. Although it can be seen, the distance is not close.

Ye Tian's eyes were strange, and he walked over excitedly. The width of the creek is only one foot, especially in this upstream, the probability of crocodiles is too small, the probability of existence is basically zero. You can clearly see this little fish swimming in the creek.