Wild Lucky God

"If I hadn't seen the stunned look on the host's face, I wouldn't have believed him."

"Anchor: I also said 666, and he really hit it."

Just like now, when everyone knew that it was this bird that made the sound, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

As for fear of the unknown?

I don't know where to throw it for a long time, and there is still a ghost of fear.

Parrots!

Although many people have never seen it, they have heard about it on TV, in magazines, in movies, in books, or in their daily lives. It is just a broken bird that can imitate some human words.

How can it be scary?

Just like when you are bitten by some kind of bug, and then there are signs of pain, soreness, swelling, fever, etc., people will have fear, fear of death, fear of toxins, and worry that they will die like this will it

Then when you realize that it was just an ant that bit you, everything else is just a fantasy, and you immediately forget about everything, and after you crush the ant to death with one hand, there is no more.

Now everyone just wants to watch the excitement.

Ye Tian stepped forward, not to mention, the parrot that was dropped was fine, obviously there was a scream, but when Ye Tian walked in front, the parrot was ready to run away.

But before it could fly, it was pinched by Ye Tian.

"Quack quack~"

It's useless to shout, after all, the parties involved are not the same as those watching the show, the water friends forget it when they turn around, but Ye Tian hasn't forgotten it yet.

Snapped!

He slapped the parrot on the head and said viciously: "You stupid bird! You dare to scare me even if you can't compare to my bird. Believe it or not, I let the bird out to make you feel inferior."

The parrot looked dazed, was knocked out by Ye Tian, ​​and looked at Ye Tian blankly.

who I am?where am iwhat am i doing

This is the true portrayal of this parrot!

Then the parrot heard Ye Tian's words, his eyes lit up immediately, and he said to Ye Tian loudly and passionately: "You stupid bird! You dare to scare me even if you can't even compare to my bird. Believe it or not, I released the bird to make you feel inferior."

Instinct!

If a parrot can think for itself, it will immediately explain: "This is instinct! I can't control myself!"

However, there is no if.

The voice is shrill, and it is quite different from Ye Tian's voice when listening to it at this time, but it does sound lifelike, and even the emotions in it have been imitated, which is much stronger and more similar to the imitation of ordinary parrots.

But now, Ye Tian didn't have the energy to think about it, because he was despised by a bird.

An angry Ye Tian: "You silly bird!"

Parrot: "You silly bird!"

Ye Tian: "You damn birdman!"

Parrot: "You damn birdman!"

Ye Tian: "Believe it or not, I'll kill you, you bastard!"

Parrot: "Believe it or not, I'll kill you, a broken bird!"

One person, one sentence, no, one person, one bird, one sentence each, and cursed.

It was so noisy that I didn't want to let it go.

Mutual exchange!

But the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"6666"

"66666"

"I've only seen people quarreling with people, but I haven't seen people and birds."

"Hahahaha~~ I laughed so hard!"

"The host is so stupid, he can't even make a noise with a bird, hahahaha~~"

"Anchor, I want your bird!"

"Upstairs, do you want to be the anchor's bird, or the anchor's bird?"

"Chinese culture is extensive and profound, how can I understand it, sin, sin!"

"Put me out of the car, isn't this the car to go to kindergarten?"

"Talent! Talent! Two words, lamentable! Lamentable!"

"I feel that this bird's life is not long. The anchor will definitely become wild, peel the skin and cramps, roast it and eat it!"

Chapter 181 This is not the car to go to kindergarten at all【Seeking a reward】

Ye Tian finally found out, what was he arguing with a bird?

Why is he a stupid bird who can only repeat!

He could not help but warn the water friends earnestly, saying: "Remember, never argue with a stupid bird, because he will pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then use his years of rich experience to defeat you."

When he said this, Ye Tian had already squeezed the parrot's mouth in advance.

The poor parrot can only look at Ye Tian helplessly, what a hateful human being!The right to free speech is gone.

And many water friends, just feel that they don't know what's going on!

"6666"

"66666"

"What the anchor said really makes sense."

"Damn it! It's amazing! If the thief is brilliant, I finally know why I can't win every time I quarrel with my wife."

"Fuck~ This sentence is very incisive. I have a friend who is like this. He has a low IQ and a low EQ, but no one can beat him when he quarrels. It turns out that this is the truth. Hearing this sentence, I immediately feel so stupid With the empowerment, the Ren and Du channels are instantly unblocked, and the large and small intestines are unobstructed."

"I was speechless for this sentence, and silently glanced at my wife who was watching the TV series beside me."