Wild Lucky God

System: "The luck value has been injected and cannot be cancelled. Those who fail the task will be wiped out in place!"

"Damn! What? Erase? Why don't you make it clear first!!" Ye Tian scolded.

System: "The generation of the live broadcast room is completed! The injection of the Wilderness Survival Book is completed! The live broadcast begins!"

At this time, Ye Tian's mind suddenly flooded with a lot of wilderness knowledge, deserted islands, virgin forests, mountains, snow mountains, handmade, climbing, diving and swimming, etc., all knowledge about the wilderness.

"Oh, I'm going! New anchor! Looks okay! Do you want to consider coming out~"

"Damn it, this picture quality! It's Blu-ray! It's so clear!"

"For this image quality, I'll give it 98 points!"

"Where is this? The scenery is really nice!"

Ye Tian was taken aback. Someone came in just after the broadcast started. It seems that he was indeed cheated by the system. It would be useless to repent. He could only do his best to bring down 100 million followers within a week.

"Ahem, what! My name is the anchor, and I am Ye Tian, ​​bah! No! My name is Ye Tian, ​​and I am an anchor!"

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"Pfft, you are the monkey sent by the rescuers! Haha!"

"This anchor is too funny! Hahaha!"

"This man is really stupid!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, and cursed inwardly, you are stupid!But he still said calmly.

"Ahem, the anchor was a little nervous for the first time just now, please don't mind, why don't the anchor tell a story to the water friends first! There was a merchant in ancient times who bought a batch of oranges, ramie, wheat, and animal skins in central Sichuan, and shipped them to other places. Selling. Halfway through the boat, the oars rotted quickly, and the shafts of the oars were broken and lost along the water. The boatman was in a hurry, and asked the merchant, "You can't sail without oars. Is there anything long and straight in your cargo bag that can be used as an oar?" The merchant comforted him: "Don't worry, I have orange, hemp and barley skins, but I don't know if I should use them as oars or not?"

Chapter 2 two goddesses appear

As soon as Ye Tian said this, the water friends expressed that they didn't understand, and it took a long time for one of them to react.

"Pfft, hahaha, talent! I don't know if I should say it or not~ Interesting!"

"Damn! 6666666! Talent!"

"Nimma, this anchor is amazing!"

"66666, if you can't learn it, you can't learn it."

Ye Tian coughed twice, and then said: "I'm still getting to the point! The anchor is now on a deserted island, I don't know where it is, anyway, the plane crashed, and I'm the only survivor, but don't worry, In the days to come, while waiting for rescue, I will show everyone my unique survival secrets!"

"Fuck, you didn't mean flight ct102, did you?"

"Nimma, is that the flight that disappeared yesterday?"

"I heard that there are two stars on the plane!"

"I heard it's Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying! I heard they're going to shoot a new movie in SH City."

"Fuck, the two great goddesses! Nima, what about them? It can't be that much!"

Ye Tian was also taken aback: "Damn, there are two beautiful stars on the plane, it's just a pity! If I float to the island like myself, then I will be very happy!"

Suddenly, there was a crunch behind him, like the sound of a dead branch being trampled.

Ye Tian was taken aback for a moment, and quickly turned around to look, but there was nothing there. Could it be that he heard it wrong?

Just as he was about to turn his head, there was another creaking sound.

Ye Tian frowned, and quickly stepped back a few steps and shouted: "Who! Come out!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Tian heard a woman's voice muttering: "It's all your fault, why don't you pay attention!"

"I"

Ye Tian was taken aback, a woman's voice!

Then two beauties came out from the woods, Ye Tian saw it and said, damn it!The two women are Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying!

Several water friends were also taken aback, and the live broadcast room suddenly became hot.

"Fuck! Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying! They're still alive!"

"Nimma, at first I thought the anchor was making it up, it's really a disaster!"

"Goddess! Goddess! Damn, what should I do! Call the police? The goddess is still alive!"

Ye Tian was also taken aback, he was still thinking just now, if the two beauties were there, they would have appeared in the end.

The two women came out in embarrassment and walked up to Ye Tian, ​​but they didn't speak, obviously a little scared.

Ye Tian was taken aback, recalling that the two girls might have been looking at him over there, just now he scolded the system for 10 minutes, but what the two goddesses saw was him talking to himself, standing there so stupid Cursed for 10 minutes and said some strange things.

It is estimated that these two goddesses regard themselves as mentally ill.

Ye Tian quickly thought about how to explain it, forget it, let's introduce himself first.

"Well, hello, my name is Ye Tian! What? You didn't see anything strange just now, did you?" Ye Tian said looking straight at the two of them.

Seeing Ye Tian's straight eyes, the two instinctively moved back two steps.

"No!! No, we didn't see anything!" Jiang Shuying said to Ye Tian cautiously.

Ye Tianzhen wished to slap himself twice, to give such a bad impression to the two beauties, no way!Gotta change my image! Gotta get some greetings.

Thinking of Ye Tian, ​​he began to fumble for something in his pocket.

After groping for a long time, nothing came out, and finally I wanted to find a small thing in my trouser pocket.

Take it out and have a look!Okamoto · fun type!

Ye Tian sighed, squatted down and stretched out his left index finger and thumb to press his temples on both sides.

"That's all! There is God's will in the dark!" Ye Tian said in a low voice.

The water friends were all dumbfounded. The anchor directly took out a balloon as soon as they met, which meant something.

"I have to give the anchor a thumbs up! It's awesome!"

"Labor and management appreciate you! Don't pretend!"

"Anchor, you directly expressed the aspirations of all our male compatriots!"

"Go to the td routine, simple! Rough! Courageous!"