Wild Lucky God

Just look at Annie, except for her, everyone who came here was dead, and it was only when they met the anchor that they got down safely.

So everyone looked at Ye Tian in bewilderment at this moment, sighing solemnly there, as if what they said was true.

Annie didn't want to talk, she wanted to be quiet.

If she hadn't met Ye Tian, ​​it would be hard for her to imagine that someone could live so freely in such a terrible place.

Now that I have met it, I doubt life even more.

It always feels like they don't come from the same place.

In the live broadcast room, the water friends were all complaining, although what Ye Tian said was right.

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"Obviously I know that the host is not pretending to be aggressive, but I can see that the air of coercion has overflowed from the host."

"Fuck! You saw it too, I thought there was something wrong with my eyes."

"My eyes are almost blinded by this coercion, it's so bright."

"I feel that the anchor's pretentious state has been sublimated again, and the sublimation has exceeded my cognition."

"Hahahaha~~~ I feel the same! I feel the same!"

Ye Tian didn't care about these guys, he really sighed sincerely, of course, at this very moment, he couldn't bear it if you let him stay in the wilderness all the time.

After all, there are no women here, and there is no eating, drinking and having fun, so it's very lonely, okay?

Playing with a bunch of beasts?

Chatting about life with a group of beasts?

It's better to save the province and go back to the city to find the young lady!

Ye Tian looked at the American girl beside him, she started eating without washing.

Immediately kindly reminded: "It's better to wash and eat before eating, and don't eat too much."

"Ah?!" Annie turned her head in doubt, and asked, "Isn't this pretty clean? Just wipe it off."

"Well, it's nothing." Ye Tian nodded.

Annie immediately felt relieved, since Ye Tian said she was fine, she must be fine.

Ye Tian then added another sentence: "It's just diarrhea, and it's the kind of diarrhea that can't stand it. It's okay in this wilderness, but the smell will attract beasts, and you have no paper!!!"

In the last sentence, Ye Tian said it with a serious face and a serious face.

Immediately, Annie was frightened away from the wild fruit that was about to be delivered to her mouth. She immediately felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach, and she always felt that the water inside was moving.

In the wilderness, it is not as good as in the city.

Diarrhea is very troublesome, and that sentence is very realistic, you have no paper! ! !

No paper to wipe your ass, you know, it's hard.

After a while, Annie's whole face turned red. No matter what country she was from, she would still be shy when it comes to such things, especially in front of the opposite sex.

After all, this is a very private matter.

But Ye Tian didn't notice it at all, and continued: "Although these wild fruits in the rain forest seem to be clean, there are bird droppings and animal droppings on them. Everyone knows that these are actually very nutritious, because the growth of plants These are needed. After all, they are exposed to the air, invisible to the naked eye, and there are still many bacteria. Although they are not poisonous, but your diet has been irregular these days, and your stomach has also become irregular, and you suddenly ate so many wild fruits, which contain A lot of ash, and it hasn't been washed, so the conclusion is that you're going to have diarrhea, and you don't have any paper."

Annie: ""

cuckoo~~

Can you stop talking, my stomach feels even more uncomfortable after talking, as if I was thinking.

It’s okay if I was wrong. I ate unwashed fruit, and I was greedy and ate a lot.

Most importantly, why did you solemnly come out twice - there is no paper!

Chapter 2 The Forest Elephant Is My Friend【Please be automatic】

Chinese literature is extensive and profound. One word has many meanings, and the meanings expressed at different times are different. Even some emotions change slightly, and the meanings will be completely opposite. Obviously, Annie was overwhelmed and didn't understand at all for a while.

Annie looked at the man in front of her with a look of disappointment. This man had changed too much and was too abnormal.

Didn't it mean that only women can turn their faces faster than turning a book?

Why is this man too?

She was about to cry, why did she meet this man?

I feel so wronged, but the baby dare not say it.

Seeing Annie, whose face instantly became aggrieved, Ye Tianbai's eyes almost rolled to the sky. This woman's comprehension is really going to heaven.

The water friends in the live broadcast room have long been holding their stomachs and dying of joy.

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Hahahahahaha~"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, it's so funny!"

"This combination is so funny, this American girl is absolutely amazing!"

"This American girl is not an actor invited by the anchor! If she is, please invite more."

"Did you see that the anchor's eyes are almost rolled to the sky, and his heart is probably broken."

"Meeting such a woman with such unconstrained understanding, the anchor is also drunk."

"Hahaha~~ Chinese is so profound that foreigners will not be able to understand it for a while."

"I feel that this sentence can be changed. [Evil expression]"

"How to change????"

"The anchor has a big penis and a deep stem, and foreign women can't stand it."

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