Wild Lucky God

"That's right, that's right, I also want to, some fellow daoist help me, get me a long-distance teleportation array."

"Fellow Daoist upstairs, to be able to arrange this kind of long-distance teleportation array, I guess I have to find an existence in the Nascent Soul stage. Unfortunately, I don't have enough magic power, otherwise I will help you."

"23333 will obey you."

Ye Tian looked at the live broadcast room with a smile at this time, he had to separate his attention, he was afraid that if he indulged in it for too long, he would be useless, not to mention that the feeling behind him was quite good.

He said solemnly: "If you want to find a master in the Nascent Soul Stage, you need to go to the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital. If you really can't, the psychiatry department next door or the underground morgue will do. There is always one that can meet your requirements."

"what????"

"What the hell? What is the anchor talking about?"

"Wait, I seem to understand, pregnant = Yuanying period?"

"What???? Is there such an operation?"

"It seems quite reasonable. [Stunned]"

"Anchor 23333, the poor are convinced!"

"What about the psychiatrist? What about the morgue?"

Ye Tian explained with a smile: "The distraction period, the out-of-body period! If you go to the hotel to look for it, maybe you can find the fusion period! There are relatively few people who have passed the tribulation and ascended. After all, there are too few people who are struck by lightning these days." gone."

"6666"

"66666"

"6666666"

"66666666"

"My God! My world view has been subverted."

"Psychiatry = distraction period; morgue = out-of-body period; hotel = fit period; being struck by lightning = transcending calamity and ascending."

"Anchor 23333, be steady! I have been practicing hard for thousands of years, and I feel that there is nothing wrong with your words."

"Awesome! I'm convinced! This explanation is awesome!"

"Hahahaha~~ Fellow Daoists, this is the rhythm of running to the hospital as a group."

"Hotels are also fine, just call for rounds!"

"Where is it raining, which fellow Taoist feels that you should find a big tree to hide from the rain, maybe you will be the next one to cross the catastrophe."

"By the way, will you be arrested as crazy, 2333"

Ye Tian looked at it with a smile. The discussion in the live broadcast room was extremely intense, but Annie who was listening behind her was stunned. What is this talking about?

Hospital?Obstetrics?Psychiatry?Mortuary?Hotel?Got struck by lightning?

What are these?What?

Why can't she understand it!

The gap between Eastern and Western cultures is very obvious at this time.

Chapter 236 One leaf with seven thorns, one thorn and one spoonful

After all, it is impossible for Annie to figure out what the Nascent Soul stage, the combined body stage, the distraction stage, and the out-of-body stage are all about.

But basically everyone knows it after reading novels, and even those who don’t read novels understand it.

But you must be confused when you tell a foreigner.

This is what Annie is like at this time, with such questions in her mind: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"

Although he understands Huaxia Chinese, he does not understand its essence.

Chinese culture cannot be understood simply by learning characters.

A water friend suddenly said: "By the way, anchor, you haven't told a joke for a long time, this meeting is just fine, let's have a few!"

As soon as this remark was said, it immediately aroused the high approval of the vast number of water friends, both ideologically and spiritually.

"Yep."

"Agree!"

"Yeah! It's been a long time since I've heard the host tell a joke, no wonder I feel uncomfortable."

"Hurry up and get a few hundred, don't be surprised!"

"Hahahaha~~ Highly agree!"

Ye Tian was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's fine! I haven't talked about it for a long time, so I'll come to a few today."

When the forest elephant started running, to be honest, Annie was afraid to death, but gradually, she became relaxed, but she still didn't dare to let go while holding Ye Tian's arm.

Listening to Ye Tian's words at this time, he pricked up his ears curiously and listened quietly.

She found that Ye Tian's profession is amazing, well, the aerial photography plane in the sky is also amazing.

Ye Tian thought for a while, then raised his head, and said with a smile: "Listen up, everyone, two men are chasing a beautiful woman at the same time, and they asked out for dinner. The beauty said: Introduce yourself, whoever satisfies me will be with you tonight." Who is going? A man thought about it, took out a vegetable leaf, put seven fishbone on it, the beauty's eyes lit up suddenly, her heart was full of joy, and her eyes were full of spring. The other man was neither arrogant nor impatient, also took out a vegetable leaf, Put seven fishbone in the same way, and then called the waiter, and put another spoon on the fishbone! The beauty saw this, and without saying a word, she came with the second man! Water friends, come to your little one! Head, answer it!"

While speaking, Ye Tian had a lewd smile on his face, yes, a lewd and profound smile.

In the live broadcast room, the water friends looked confused.

"???"

"?????"

"What the hell?"

"I don't understand!"

"Do you understand?"

"A dazed face? Did you take it away?"

"This is too casual!"

"Don't worry, the anchor won't say nonsense, let me think about it."

"One leaf? Seven thorns? What is this?"