Wild Lucky God

As soon as he touched his face, there was a sticky little fruit core, pig fart and pig's smile, which immediately stimulated his soul.

Xue Qian instantly felt the blood rushing up, and the cross veins on his head bulged, and roared: "Damn you two guys, if it wasn't for the fire, I would have eaten you two long ago."

pat!

The little fat mouse took out another fruit, this time it didn't even chew on the fruit, and threw it directly at Xue Qian, hitting Xue Qian's face.

Well, bamboo rats also have dignity, they even want to eat me, be careful I hit you!

2Chapter 16 Confidence is good, reality will slap you

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The little red river pig's counterattack is also very sharp.

Farted again, louder than the one before, turned the pig's head, and showed a provocative pig smile again.

Ye Tian let out a loud and unkind laugh: "Hahahahahahaha~~"

Annie also covered her mouth and snickered, her eyes were crescent-shaped, and she smiled beautifully.

Xue Qian: ""

In the live broadcast room, the water friends have long laughed.

"6666"

"666666"

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Hahahahaha~ I laughed so hard!"

"23333 two dramatists, I laughed so hard."

"Little Fat Rat: Hmph~ I make you want to eat me, be careful I will hit you!"

"Little Pig: If you still want to eat me, taste my fart first."

"Hehehe~~ The anchor is back, and I have a backer! I'm not afraid of you!"

"There's nothing wrong with the words upstairs!"

"The bamboo rat and the red river pig are so smart, I really want to raise one."

"It's so cute! It's almost being cute."

"Poor Xue Qian, despised by two animals."

"Little Red River Pig turned around and smiled, I admit that I couldn't get up from laughing."

"Classic smash and classic review, this year's Oscar winners are you."

"23333 When will I be as good as you guys!"

"The show of daffodils!"

The little bamboo rat and the little red river pig were too smart and humane, and they amused everyone except Xue Qian, of course.

After all, this guy is the one who is despised.

Well, yes, he was actually despised by two animals.

Being thrown away by the forest elephant, and despised by the little bamboo mouse and the little red river pig, this was definitely the most painful day for Xue Qian to come to the rainforest.

Well, his little heart was deeply hurt.

And kind of painful.

So angry!And still dare not do it.

Because once he did it, it didn't mean that he, a human being, was too stingy.

The most important thing is that Ye Tian will not let him do anything when he is back.

With a backer, these two guys are so over the top, it's too bullying.

I knew that before Ye Tian came back, I would teach these two guys a good lesson.

It's a pity that he can't go back to the past, and now he has to bear the contempt of the two little things, so tired!

Ye Tian looked at the two little things in surprise, and said, "I haven't seen you for two days, and my IQ has increased so much, not bad, not bad, good job."

Xue Qian: ""

Does that mean he's doing a good job, or that the two little things are doing a good job.

No matter which one it was, he felt like an arrow had been shot in his knee, and it was the kind that shot right through his knee.

pain!

Take a break.

Ye Tian started to prepare food, and took out the meat from his carry-on package.

As soon as Xue Qian saw the meat, green light flashed from his eyes, and he dodged to appear beside Ye Tian, ​​which shocked Ye Tian.

He called out guardedly: "Xue Qian, what are you doing?"

Xue Qian fixed his eyes on the meat that Ye Tian took out, his throat throbbed wildly, and asked, "Brother Tian, ​​what kind of meat is this? Are you eating meat today? Is it delicious? Do you need my help?"

It turned out that this guy wanted to eat meat, but this posture was too hasty!

Ye Tian: "I've only been away for two days, why do you feel like you haven't eaten for half a month?"

Hearing this, Xue Qian almost burst into tears.

Xue Qian said with a look of despair: "Brother Tian, ​​I really want to eat. After you left, I didn't even have to drink hot water, let alone eat meat. I can't eat the meat you left behind! Because The way you taught me to make a fire, I can’t make it at all. I know the whole process, but I can’t make a fire. In the end, the hungry can only rely on finding some wild fruits to satisfy their hunger. I still dare not eat it. If you don’t come back, I will I feel like I'm dying."

Ye Tian left a lot of sun-dried black leopard meat, boiled broth, and even ate meat for every meal.

But the key point is that Xue Qian can't make a fire!

Every time he saw Ye Tian making a fire so easily and quickly, and Ye Tian taught him, he thought it would be easy, but when he really started to make a fire, it was full of mistakes and omissions.

He clearly knew all the process, but he couldn't figure it out.

Verified that sentence, imagination is beautiful, but reality is very cruel.