Wild Lucky God

The style of painting suddenly changed in the live broadcast room.

"By the way, anchor, it's been a long time since I said a joke, let's have a few!"

"Yes! Today's weather is so good, such a beautiful scenery, it's inappropriate not to come up with a few jokes."

"Well, dinner is delicious tonight, anchor, let's celebrate with a few jokes."

"Hahaha~~ The bid to host the 2008 Olympic Games was successful, let me celebrate with a few jokes."

"66666 What you said suddenly made me unable to take it for a while."

"Damn it, my brain almost didn't realize it. What you said has half a dime to do with the host's jokes."

"You guys are so good! I almost believed all the reasons I said."

"Goddammit the weather is fine, goddammit the dinner is delicious, goddamn it the Olympic Games bid is successful, I will serve you!"

"In the middle of the night, there was pig-like laughter in my room, and I was scolded!"

Ye Tian couldn't help being taken aback when he saw this scene, rolled his eyes, and said: "You guys, this show, successfully interrupted my train of thought, but it's true that I haven't told a joke for a long time. , come here to help the fun!"

Wang Dafu and Lin Xueer also kept watching the barrage in Ye Tian's live broadcast room. Although their mobile phones were a bit weak, there was no signal here!

It's only so much fun.

Seeing those bullet screens, he also looked confused.

What does this have to do with jokes?

Well, then sure, it really doesn't matter.

In this live broadcast room, the IQ of ordinary people really can't keep up.

Wang Dafu watched Ye Tian's live broadcast room, of course he knew what Ye Tian was talking about, so he immediately sat upright and listened attentively to prevent overturning.

Lin Xueer was full of curiosity, what is this passage about?Why are these people so happy?

It can be seen from the bullet screen that these water friends are very happy, it must be very exciting, Meimou stared at Ye Tian, ​​quietly waiting for the next one.

Well, before going to bed, to add to the fun, it should be something to help sleep!

Drink your saliva first!

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Then let's start with an emotional one, which just echoes the theme just now. When I was in junior high school, a friend who had a puppy love was discovered by the head teacher, and the head teacher called him directly to the office. After several hours of gradual enlightenment and persuasive education, the class teacher finally understood the reason why he couldn't find a girlfriend in his 30s."

"Pfft~"

Lin Xueer just drank the water in her mouth, and sprayed it directly in the next moment. This turn of events was so urgent that she couldn't react for a while.

It turns out that this is a joke!

Is there such an operation in the world?

Wang Dafu: "66666"

On the bullet screen in the live broadcast room.

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~~"

"6666"

"666666"

"Damn, this corner is too fast! I can't catch it!"

"Grass! The car overturned again."

"This student is awesome! Really awesome!"

"Hahahaha~~ The head teacher finally understands the reason why he hasn't been able to find a girlfriend for more than 30 years."

"God he can't find a girlfriend, who the hell educated who!"

"23333 educate students against being educated by students."

"It reminds me of a piece of news about a human trafficker, because he was tired, he stopped by the side of the highway to take a nap, and when he woke up, he found that one of his kidneys had disappeared."

"Hahaha~~ The news above is similar to the anchor's story."

"Damn, I've been single for more than 20 years, anchor, I really want to make friends with your friend and let him educate me."

"I'm in my 30s now, and I'm still single. When I heard this joke, I almost burst into tears."

"I feel that the anchor's friend is the anchor himself, and only the anchor is so dickish and flirtatious."

"Hahahaha~~ Upstairs, I thought so too."

Ye Tian was startled, because Lin Xueer almost sprayed him in the face, but missed a little bit.

He said sincerely: "Next time I tell a joke, you must not drink water next to me, it is easy to accidentally hurt me."

Lin Xueer's face was reddish, she didn't speak, but her two big eyes were curved into an arc, she couldn't help laughing, and then she moved a little closer to Ye Tian.

She couldn't help but think of the words that Ye Tian teased her a few times ago, like these jokes, which made her angry and anxious, but she couldn't help paying attention to him.

Ye Tian wiped a few drops of water from his face, woman!Not even an apology, it's too rude, he wants to fight back.

Rolling his eyes, he continued hehe and said: "Let's talk about another one, a pair of elderly people who are in love at dusk, got married, and when they were making out on the wedding night, because the two old people are usually funny, the bride stroked the groom's younger brother, shy Question: Husband, what are you. The groom replied solemnly: This is the veteran cadre; after a while, the groom stroked the bride and asked: Sister, what are you? The bride replied: This is the old cadre activity center.

Swish it!

Lin Xueer didn't even need to look at her face to know that her face was blushing, and she buried her face unconsciously.

This is not a serious joke at all, this is a colorful joke.

We are all adults, have never eaten pork, have not seen pigs running!

The live broadcast room exploded!

"Fuck!"

"6666"

"666666"

"Damn it, I thought it was a serious car at first, but after thinking about it carefully, this is not a car to go to kindergarten at all."