Wild Lucky God

"Don't the anchor run away? The gorilla is very violent, and the anchor will be beaten by the gorilla."

"Joke! Who is the anchor, turn it over!"

"It's better to go, after all, there is only one anchor in a group of gorillas."

"The little stools are ready, let's watch the show! Watch the play!"

"The melon seed drink is ready, onlookers, onlookers!"

"Brothers upstairs, do you need melon seeds, peanuts, beer?"

"Are you happy to be skinned?"

Ye Tian never thought of taking the initiative to make a friend in the past.

Especially now that the subject is a gorilla.

Wang Dafu came up cautiously from behind, a group of gorillas with muscles all over their bodies, and looking at you fiercely, they all have the desire to turn around and run away.

"Ye Tian, ​​let's go!" Wang Dafu said in a low voice: "There are too many enemies, retreat first!"

Ye Tian didn't move, turned his head to look at Wang Dafu, his eyes lit up, he doesn't make friends very much, but Wang Dafu is experienced!

At that time, finding myself and becoming friends was the process.

"Brother Fu, do you know how to make friends?" Ye Tian asked immediately.

"what?"

Wang Dafu: "???"

Chapter 387 Make friends with a gorilla 【Ask for a reward】

exce?

What are you talking about, I don't understand why?

Wang Dafu suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, did he hear wrongly?

He is a little confused now, his head froze in an instant, isn't it?Now is the time to make friends?

Now is the time of life and death!

Shouldn't it be a strategic retreat?

Shouldn't these gorillas who go berserk and jerk off should be kept as far away as possible?

Brother Pingtou was slapped around like a ball just now, didn't you see it?

Seeing Ye Tian's serious expression, he subconsciously said: "Make friends, there are two types of purposeful and non-purposeful, purposeful, it is this person who is useful to you, whether it is because of interests or because of He (she) has a certain characteristic that attracts you, to understand the other person’s preferences, match what he likes, slowly get in touch, and become friends, aimlessly, it is because of something or a special situation that makes you You cross paths, lead to acquaintances, and slowly become friends.

Of course, if you want to be a good friend, don't treat your communication with friends purely as utilitarian communication, because communication between friends.In addition to helping each other with things, there are also ideas exchange, knowledge complementarity, emotional comfort, joyful sex, etc. If friends blindly pursue utilitarian flashes, then such friends will not last long. "

After Wang Dafu finished speaking, he suddenly felt abnormal.

Hemp egg!

Is now the time to say this seriously?

He must be crazy!

Ye Tian was troubled after hearing this, and then asked again: "Have you ever tried to become good friends with animals?"

Wang Dafu: "Am I him?"

He wants to swear!

Who the hell is okay to make friends with animals!

Even if there are, they are not equal friends, but a kind of mutual comfort. Most people use animals to replace the emptiness in their hearts when they are empty.

After all, animals can't speak, and their IQ is not high. If you tell them something, they can't speak, so they can only listen passively.

After a long time, you think it is your best friend.

There is another kind of people who have not been able to get a kind of satisfaction for a long time. They get it from animals and think it is your best friend.

Seeing Wang Dafu's tangled expression, Ye Tian understood without him saying that this guy definitely didn't know.

Hey~ Sure enough, he is the most unique, and the task is not so easy to complete.

He still needs to come by himself!

Then follow what Wang Dafu said just now.

To become a good friend with a gorilla, he has to match what he likes. What does the gorilla like?

Eat bananas?masturbation?

Thinking of this, Ye Tian's head was full of black lines.

A scene of handing bananas to the gorilla, and then the gorilla standing on the roof and masturbating can't help but come to mind.

I rely on!

Get out of the car now!

There's nothing wrong with this car, it's not the car to go to kindergarten at all.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also looked at this scene dumbfounded. They didn't understand why Ye Tian asked such an inappropriate question at this time, but there are many smart people, and their heads flashed.

"Damn it! I suddenly thought of a possibility. Tell me, does the anchor want to make friends with this gorilla?"

"Upstairs, you're too ridiculous! Who the hell would make friends with a gorilla?"

"Well, I don't think it's really impossible! After all, this is the anchor, and we can guess what the anchor thinks."

"Upstairs, you managed to convince me!"

"No way! Make friends with gorillas? Anchor, aren't you afraid of being slapped into meatloaf by the gorilla? [Laughing and crying emoji]"

"Hahaha~~ A scene can't help appearing in my mind, just now the gorilla took a picture of the flat-headed brother."

"23333 These speculations are also based on the fact that the anchor really wants to make friends with the gorilla!"

Wang Dafu was not an idiot either, he suddenly widened his eyes, pointed at the gorilla in disbelief, and said, "Brother Tian, ​​don't you want to make friends with this gorilla?!"

I asked how to make friends, and asked if I had taught friends with animals. In addition to this scene, it had to make him have this kind of magical thinking that made his mind a little short-circuited.