Wild Lucky God
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"Oh, I'm going, why am I so dizzy! Let me think about it!"
"It's impossible to guard against, the old driver's inertia is elegant!? The steering wheel of labor and management is broken!"
"Although I don't understand it yet, it seems to be very powerful."
After Ye Tian finished watching, he tried not to laugh out loud. The first paragraph was actually read by him from a previous episode, and the latter part was actually made up by himself just now.
Just like this kind of jokes, veteran drivers are prone to overturning, let alone rookies who are just getting started in this parallel world.
"Cough cough cough, everyone slowly figure it out! Another day the anchor will tell you a few dirty jokes. Today the anchor will be off the air. See you tomorrow!"
After speaking, Ye Tian closed the live broadcast room.
Although I am still hungry now, I am more sleepy at this time. It is said that rainy days are the best time to sleep, and it is true.
The eighth day on the desert island.
sunny.
The first thing Ye Tian did when he woke up was to open the task progress.
System: "(Complete) side task 1060000 (attention) progress: 1000000/[-]!"
System: "Sub-quest 75 (attract water friends with delicious food) progress: 100/[-]!"
System: "(Completed) Sub-quest 100 (water diversion project) progress: 100/[-]!"
System: "(Completed) Side Quest Four (Find the Cave) Progress: 100/100!
System: "Main task completion (total progress): 60/100!"
After Ye Tian's analysis, if I complete the second straight-line task, then the completion rate of the anchor task should be 80.00%, that is to say, after this task is completed, there may be one or two tasks waiting for me in the end.
Ye Tian decided to seriously finish the second sub-quest. If he didn't finish it, the final mission probably wouldn't come out.
Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba were still sleeping, and Ye Tian didn't disturb them. After opening the live broadcast room, he greeted the water friends a few times.
After deciding, he took the little monkey and prepared to enter the woods.
Although the heavy rain had stopped, the woods were wet and the road was still difficult to walk. The little monkey seemed to have slept well last night and was very energetic. He kept moving back and forth on Ye Tian's shoulders.
Ye Tian didn't go to the slope this time, but to the swamp, if Ye Tian climbed up again, he would probably get covered in mud again.
When he came to the vine tree, Ye Tian looked at the place where he cut off the vine last time, and caught a python. Thinking of this, Ye Tian slapped his forehead, the snake skin had been left outside and was drenched by the rain. It's been two or three days, and I don't know what it has become.
Chapter 57 Brother Pig begging to die?That's not okay [reward plus update]
When he came to the edge of the swamp, Ye Tian still remembered the place where Jiang Shuying fell last time. Ye Tian didn't dare to go there, but walked around the edge. You can see the ground, which is now flooded.
Ye Tian walked half a circle around the swamp, thinking that there would be at least one or two crocodiles, but unexpectedly, not only were there no crocodiles, but he didn't even see a living thing.
This made Ye Tian very depressed.
"What's going on here? Where have all the animals gone? Could it be that they are still sleeping at home?" Ye Tian complained.
At this moment, Ye Tian's butt was hit by something, and he looked back!Ye Tian said in surprise: "Damn it, Brother Pig!"
When the water friends see you, ouch, I'll go!They all looked dumbfounded.
"Damn it, Brother Pig is still alive!"
"This shit, life is really tough! You can still come back here."
"Haha, what is this for! To send warmth?"
"Brother Pig looks haggard! Hey~"
At this time, the wild boar looked very tired, and when he looked at Ye Tian with both eyes, he was very tired, without any aggressiveness at all.
Brother Zhu looked at Ye Tian, and didn't turn around and run away like before, but looked at Ye Tian with blank eyes, as if saying: "Please give me a good time, I'm real If you don't want to live anymore, eat me!"
Seeing Brother Zhu's haggard face, Ye Tian felt very distressed. Brother Zhu went to life and death again and again in order to save himself, which really made Ye Tian appreciate Brother Zhu a little.
Now Brother Zhu is here to send warmth again, saying that Ye Tian can't eat Brother Zhu against his conscience.
So Ye Tian sighed and said to Brother Zhu: "Brother Zhu, why are you so haggard! You have lost weight! What's the matter? The family is not harmonious or what?"
Brother Zhu didn't respond after listening. Instead, he lay on the ground, buried his head and silently waited for Ye Tian's trial.
After the water friends saw it, they wanted to cry and laugh at the same time.
"Anchor, Brother Zhu also has a heart. Since I met you, nothing good has happened. Maybe Brother Zhu really doesn't want to live anymore."
"Meat delivered to your mouth, host!!"
"Hahaha, Brother Pig has already seen through the world of mortals, and he has nothing to love in life."
"That's right, just give Brother Pig a good time!"
Ye Tian was taken aback, and quickly said: "How can I do that, am I, Ye Tian, the kind of ungrateful person?"
After finishing speaking, Ye Tian really turned around and ignored the wild boar.
The wild boar was taken aback for a moment, but Ye Tian ignored him, which was too embarrassing.
But this wild boar really didn't dare to do anything to Ye Tian, he had no idea at all, as long as he had an idea, he would either be stung to death by a bee, or be chased all over the mountain by a giant python.
When the water friends saw that the anchor was really not going to kill Brother Zhu, they really admired Ye Tianna.
"The anchor is really benevolent!"
"Unexpectedly, you are such an anchor, I admire you very much!"
"Hahaha, I don't know how other outdoor anchors would feel if they knew."
"Other outdoor anchors: What? The wild pork that was brought to my mouth! I didn't even eat it!"
"Pfft, I guess the anchor is still a screw."
Ye Tian chuckled and said, "You guys are stupid. Brother Zhu stepped forward when there were so many dangers before. If you eat Brother Zhu, what danger will you encounter again! Who will escort you!"
As soon as Ye Tian said this, the water friends burst into laughter.
"Damn it, hahaha! So the anchor thought so."
"No wonder, you don't want the meat that is brought to your mouth, so that's what you think!"
"It seems that Brother Pig's misery is not over yet."
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