Wild Lucky God

"Hahaha~~ Simple and rude, yes, I just want to sleep with you, and want to fuck you."

"No wonder that woman looks shy in the joke!"

"Ma Dan! This is simply a stroke of genius."

"Driving off guard!"

"The sudden show, flashed my waist!"

"233333 This shit is awesome!"

"Anchor, you are my textbook!"

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, you are being naughty again!"

The whole studio was shocked!

Those smart people who didn't solve the problem couldn't laugh or cry.

It turns out that the answer is so simple and rude. Thinking about it, what else can a man say to a woman to make the other person look shy, and it's just a matter of bed.

Tang Long in the office also seemed dumbfounded when he heard this answer, and he couldn't refute it at all.

This idea is so awesome!

admire!admire!

"Anchor, come one more!"

"Yes, yes, one more!"

"Hahaha~~ come again!"

"Well, anchor, can you stop the joke that hurts the brain cells, I feel like I'm already an idiot, woo woo woo~~"

Ye Tian nodded with a smile, and said, "Okay, let's just say some simple jokes!"

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "On the bus, Xiaofang was squeezed into the arms of the male god. At first, Xiaofang was a little embarrassed, but after a long time, Xiaofang got used to it. Leaning his head lightly on the male god, he said softly: I have been on this bus for a week, and I was squeezed in your arms every time. Do you believe in fate? The male god seemed very calm and silent After a few seconds, he said: I don’t believe in fate. Well, I only know that renting a bus costs more than 100 yuan, and there are more than [-] extras, at least [-] yuan each. So, I only believe in money.”

The water friends in the live broadcast room thought it was a romantic joke at first, but they never expected it

Chapter 499 Dafu, I'm back!

This car is speeding again inadvertently!

"Pfft~"

"666"

"6666"

"Made, this is a turning point!"

"This woman is awesome, she has no chance to create opportunities."

"This story tells us: if you want to chase your sweetheart, you have to be willing to spend money, which is the last word."

"Upstairs 23333, the truth is revealed! It's heartbreaking too!"

Ye Tian told a few more jokes, chatted with everyone for a while, and then closed the live broadcast room.

The galaxy is mysterious and beautiful, which makes people unable to extricate themselves.

On the boundless prairie, in a small tent, two figures are entangled together, playing a lively and fragrant movement, which comes from the most primitive breathing of animals in nature.

"Hu~~"

Ye Tian let out a mouthful of turbid air, feeling comfortable all over.

Holding the naked Ami is as comfortable as holding a piece of warm jade. This skin is simply amazing. Even those super ladies in the city who keep them every day don't have such good skin.

Ami has fallen asleep, too tired.

Although his physical fitness is beyond that of ordinary people, he still can't stand Ye Tian's various tortures. He still has 36 moves and 72 moves.

Ye Tian didn't sleep!

Instead, the system interface is opened.

In fact, when they were fighting fiercely just now, the voice of the system sounded in their minds.

"Ding! Submission [-] completed! Reward: Acting (Intermediate)."

Even though he heard it at that time, Ye Tian couldn't stop!

So the battle is over, so let's take a look and claim the reward by the way.

"Receive award!"

After eating that savage sheep today, the side mission [-] is completed, using ten kinds of wild game to make delicious food.

"Received successfully!"

A flood of professional information about performances was directly sent into his brain, which made Ye Tian's brain a little swollen.

At the same time, I felt a little helpless, and there was another reward for acting.

It seems that this is really going to let him enter the entertainment circle.

Guitar, director, and now comes an acting!They are all intermediate skills.

Or let him use acting skills to imitate animals in this grassland wilderness. In this performance, there is indeed a liberating nature. On the grassland, there are also ready-made references of animals, which can better liberate nature.

But Ye Tian didn't want to do this!

are you crazy!

to imitate animals.

But the combination of so many skills is quite interesting. Using acting skills to imitate animals, and then holding a guitar and using director skills to shoot this into a movie, maybe there are some indescribable, most primitive things happening.

For example, spring comes, everything revives, and it is the season for animals to mate.

With Ye Tian's current director skills, it is definitely better than those directors who make small movies.

Intermediate skills already represent the ability to master and use this skill proficiently. In the society, many people have studied hard for 30 or [-] years before entering this stage.

So Ye Tian's director skills are not weak at all, even the famous directors may not be as good as Ye Tian, ​​at least not as knowledgeable as Ye Tian's directors!