"Nonsense! The anchor never brags, because he is really awesome."

No matter some viewers still don't believe that people can be so evil, but if they spout nonsense, a group of people will spit them out without hesitation. With one mouth, there are no more than ten people, not to mention who is this? Ten people, thousands of times ten people!They were so frightened that they dared not speak at all.

At this time, the director was almost frightened into tears!

He never realized that he had such a day.

This man in front of me is so scary!

Being stared at by him, he didn't even dare to move.

It was as if those wolf-like eyes were staring at him, making him afraid to move. As long as he moved, the wolf would pounce on him directly.

Ye Tian didn't actually show off his aura, just to scare him, at most it was just a trace of aura instinctively exuded.

Snapped!

Ye Tian walked to the side of the director of the program group, and when his heart was trembling and he was about to explode, he could clearly hear the rapid beating of his heart.

Ye Tian patted him on the shoulder lightly, and said with a harmless smile on his face: "Don't be afraid! In fact, I came to reason with you. I, Ye Tian, ​​am a reasonable person. Convincing others with reason is My motto is never to do anything casually, don't worry!"

When the director of the program group heard this, his heart relaxed, this is good, this is good, this loosening, his legs couldn't help but soften, and after Ye Tian patted him on the shoulder for the second time, with a plop, he sat down on the ground .

"Pfft hahaha~~"

"The anchor is a reasonable person, I laughed to death."

"That's right, the anchor is a reasonable person."

"Well, when it's unreasonable, the other party is dead."

"This ass butt, it hurts me to see it!"

"Director, at this time next year, I will remember to offer incense to you."

"Is it really so scary? I think the little brother's smile is very sunny!"

Huang Lei and He Ling in front of the camera lens were also a little puzzled, why didn't the director of this program group run away!

Every time I encountered this kind of situation, I would have already run into the crowd of the program group, how could I not move like this, and even put my butt on the ground.

Only a few assistant directors beside the director of the program group knew that when Ye Tian walked over just now, the illusion that made them dare not move had already scared them into a cold sweat.

"Director, what's wrong with you?"

Ye Tian was also taken aback, then pulled him up from the ground with a smile on his face, and said, "Is it kidney deficiency? People do have this kind of problem when they reach middle age. It's not as good as a young man like me. Remember to make up for it." Ah! I still have some wild meat at home, I'll give you some when the time comes."

Program Director: ""

Damn, why did he suddenly suffer from kidney deficiency!

"No, absolutely not." He quickly retorted: "Just now my foot slipped, my foot slipped."

Even if there is, he won't admit it. This is a live broadcast, and he won't admit it even if he is killed. A man must die with dignity.

Although I really want the wild meat from Ye Tian in my heart!I heard that it is a great supplement!

"Yeah, I understand!" Ye Tian looked like I understood, and he really wanted to punch him.

But how dare he do it, just think about it in his heart!

"Let me tell you a story first! Let me popularize the concept of breaking bones." Ye Tian stood next to the director of the program group and began to speak seriously.

The director of the program group was also confused for a moment, Ye Tian really didn't come to beat him and threaten him, but wanted to reason with him, this seems a bit wrong!

Originally, he had already lowered it a little bit!After all, you have to save face, well, it's mainly because of fear.

As long as you don't make a move, he won't be cowardly!

It's impossible to disturb his sight!

Everyone's eyes were automatically focused on Ye Tian, ​​and their ears were pricked up curiously, mainly because everyone wanted to hear it, and what kind of story Tian Neng could tell.

Chapter 5 and Seven

Ye Tian turned a deaf ear to these gazes, and began to explain: "Yesterday, I was going home after shopping, and I passed by a roadside stall, and saw earphones on the stall, and thought that the earphones of my mobile phone happened to be broken, and I was going to buy one to use, so I I stepped forward and asked: Boss, how do you sell these earphones? The stall owner is a man in his 60s, who immediately stood up, smiled kindly, and said: The young man has a good eye. The price is 8, the wholesale price is 300, and the family price is 250. Seeing that you are so handsome, it must be very real, so I will give you a bone fracture price today, and sell it to you for 199 yuan."

After speaking, he turned to look at the director, with a sincere smile on his face: "So, director, my story is over, and you, have you realized it?"

director:""

He Ling: ""

Huang Lei: ""

Reba: ""

other people:""

In fact, everyone has not reacted yet, what is this talking about!

Does it have anything to do with the fracture price?

Until the last sentence, appeared!

This gap is too big!

It turned out that this was his fracture price.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were short-circuited for a while, and then the screen was full of explosive barrage.

"666"

"6666"

"66666"

"What the hell is the fracture price! The coquettish five yuan broke my waist."

"The original price was 300 yuan, but the fracture price is 5 yuan! I laughed so hard!"

"Finally, I have a new understanding of the fracture price, anchor, awesome!"

"This story tells us that the anchor will always be that anchor, just like your uncle will always be your uncle."

"Hey~~ I feel sorry for the director of the program group at [-] second, I have already seen the scene where the director burst into tears."

"Hahahaha~~ Grandpa is awesome! Talented!"

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