Wild Lucky God

"what--"

Dahua let out a scream, hugged his forehead, and squatted on the spot, with tears in his eyes, it really hurt.

I saw a clear five-finger fingerprint on his forehead, which was already a little swollen.

Ye Tianyu said earnestly: "Dahua, read more books when you have time, and improve your brains! Otherwise, if you go out to the entertainment industry like this, you will be beaten to death sooner or later, so why don't I beat you more first, so that you can get used to it first?" Take the pain of being beaten, so that you can die later."

Huang Lei and He Ling, who I heard what Ye Tian said, nodded in agreement. With Dahua's IQ, if you go to the entertainment industry, it goes without saying that you offend people. Shame behind your back, as for chatting with others, if you meet someone who is more straightforward, you may be beaten by others!

But what the hell are those words in the back, education should be educated well, don't make nonsense!

At this moment, Dahua cried out aggrievedly: "It hurts so much!"

In the live broadcast room of the program group.

"666"

"6666"

"The anchor's thinking is invincible!"

"Hahaha~~ It can make you die later!"

"Dahua's IQ is really low!"

"IQ is okay, but this EQ is too low, and I can't speak at all."

"The anchor's slap was so fast that I didn't even realize it, so I was taken aback."

"I saw Mrs. He and Mrs. Huang nodding. They agree with what the anchor said. Dahua will definitely be beaten to death if he goes to the entertainment circle like this."

"I'm going to come up with a math problem now. Everyone sit down and get a 10 bonus if you solve it. How much shadow area does Dahua have in his heart at this time?"

"Upstairs, you are a real skin! Li Shizhen's skin!"

"Death to the little prince - Dahua!"

"The market is open, the market is open, the content of the opening market: How long will it take for Dahua to die next time? 1 for one hour for ten; 2 for ten hours for two; 3 for Ye Tianyi for 05."

"Pfft—upstairs, your odds are a little too high!"

"23333...Actually, I just want to know if Dahua can survive the end of this season's variety show, and he will be beaten to death by the anchor, Mr. He, or the guests!"

Chapter 559 Here comes the chicken, it's still a high-level chicken!

After dinner, take a nap at noon.

As soon as I fell asleep, I heard someone shouting in a daze, loudly: "Mr. He, Mr. Huang, the guests are here!"

The voice was none other than the director of the program group. He was clearly on the side, but he shouted loudly on purpose.

Ye Tian felt strong malice, his right hand was hanging in the air beside the bamboo chair, and a slipper appeared in his hand as soon as he scooped it up, without opening his eyes, he smashed it directly.

"what--"

Immediately afterwards, the screams of the director of the program group were heard.

The slipper was so accurate that it slapped the director of the program directly on the face. It was accurate and not at all wrong. It was erected and the length of the director's face was exactly the same.

Well, it was true that Ye Tian was woken up on purpose, but he couldn't wake him up directly, so he deliberately spoke loudly.

But I never expected that Ye Tian didn't open his eyes at all, and just threw a slipper over, and the accuracy was so high, he was going to run away, but he didn't expect Ye Tian to have such a skill.

Close your eyes, [-]% slipper face-slapping skills!

A clear slipper, the sole of the shoe appeared on the face, red and burning.

So angry, and it hurts!

When I took off the slippers, I gasped, because when I took them off, there was a stickiness.

Is it coincidence or luck, or is he doing it on purpose.

The director would rather believe it was the second.

"Hahaha……"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Huang Lei He Ling couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene.

Let you die, don't you know that this guy is a monster!

The director of the program group smiled embarrassingly, then turned his head and glanced at the staff behind him who were holding back their laughter. He Ling and Huang Lei couldn't take care of him, so you people can do it.

Is it because none of these guys dared to go up to wake up Ye Tian, ​​and couldn't help but glared at his assistant fiercely after thinking about it, or it was this guy's bad idea to wake up Ye Tian loudly on purpose.

The assistant director of the program group is full of black lines. He is only responsible for coming up with ideas, and he came up with a good idea. It's good that you didn't implement it well. Not only was he not praised, but he was remembered by his superiors.

You may be wearing small shoes in the future!He was so flustered!

He felt bitter, but the baby didn't say anything.

And right now.

Only Dahua's voice could be heard from outside the mushroom house: "There is a chicken! Is it the chicken called by the program group? And it's a high-end chicken!"

Ye Tian, ​​who was lying like a salted fish with his eyes closed, suddenly opened his eyes.

The program group called chicken? !

It's still a high-end chicken!

Is it that exciting? !

Now recording a program, the scale is so big, the senior chickens of the year are called to the door!

Thinking of this, he stood up from the chair, put on his slippers and walked outside.

He Ling and Huang Lei on the side were startled by Ye Tian who got up suddenly.

Why such a sudden reaction? !

Conscience discovered?Take the initiative to pick up the guests?

The director of the program group was also in a daze.

what's the situation?