Wild Lucky God

"See, I shared with the director! So I'm two people, not eating alone!" Ye Tian said seriously.

He Ling and Huang Lei finally came to their senses. After all, the scene just now subverted the director's image a bit. Although the director is usually very dishonest and shameless, the image just now is really unacceptable. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would have thought that the one who licked his bones was not the big director of their program group, but a homeless man on the street.

That appearance, that movement of squatting on the ground, there is no need to imitate it at all, it is exactly!

And no one has taken the initiative to mention that matter now, which is really a shame!

They were all stunned just now, okay? !

Especially Zhao Liya and Pengpeng!

Is that the program director? !

Well, it seems to be true!

Suddenly they felt that compared with the director of the program group, they seemed to be really happy!

I just ate so much, and the pitiful appearance of the program director was licking his bones!

But at this time they heard what Ye Tian said, and they couldn't refute it at all!

What you say makes sense!

Seeing the surrendered faces of the four of them, Ye Tian grinned suddenly. With this level, how dare he compete on the same stage? !

too weak!too weak!

Reaching out to pick up a piece of meat and throwing it directly into the mouth, he began to eat again happily, and looked at the four of them with a smile at the same time.

Four people: "..."

Then he started to swallow his saliva involuntarily, his eyes fixed on the little meat left on Ye Tian's plate for an instant.

He Ling and Huang Lei looked at each other indiscriminately, and then they nodded in a tacit understanding. In the next moment, Huang Lei stepped forward and hugged Ye Tian's hands. Hold Ye Tian's plate, turn around and run away!

Seeing that He Ling ran away successfully, Huang Lei immediately let go of Ye Tian, ​​turned around and chased after him.

And these complex and quick actions are almost completed in one breath!

It's suffocatingly fast, and it's so fast that people can't react at all!

Two young men, Zhao Liya and Pengpeng, stared at all these coquettish manipulations in a daze, without any reaction at all.

Just looking straight at the figures of He Ling and Huang Lei, he entered the mushroom house almost in the blink of an eye.

Ye Tian: "..."

Ye Tian didn't expect that these two old foxes would be so shameless that they would directly grab them!

You said you want it directly, but he won't give it? !

Why bother? !

Is it better to rush to eat? !

Well, it seems to be true. When I was young, the things I snatched were indeed more delicious!

The live broadcast room of the program group just laughed like crazy!

"666"

"6666"

"Hahahahaha... I laughed so hard!"

"Pfft—I just sprayed all the water I just drank!"

"There is also this kind of coquettish operation, and it was made by Mr. He and Mr. Huang in cooperation. It has completely subverted my worldview!"

"Ms. He and Mr. Huang's cooperation is completely seamless. They are indeed old partners and old friends. You can understand it with just one look!"

"Awesome! Looking at the stunned look on the host's face, I will laugh for a year!"

……

And right now.

"Are you still chasing after it? Maybe it will be gone soon!" Ye Tian played on the glorious tradition of the Chinese nation, was willing to help others, and reminded the two young people very intimately.

Suddenly Zhao Liya and Pengpeng woke up from their sluggishness!

"Ah—Teacher He, save some for me!"

"Ah—Mr. Huang, be merciful!"

The two of them ran away immediately, and rushed towards the house, wishing they could grow a few more legs at this time.

Seeing this scene, Ye Tian shook his head, and sighed to the live broadcast room: "You are still too young and have too little social experience, so you are at a disadvantage, and you can't beat the two old foxes at all!

This scene reminded me of an old friend. When he was young, his parents often beat him. If he did the right thing, it might be a singles, but if he did the wrong thing, it would be a family mixed doubles!Later when he grew up, his parents stopped beating him. Do you know why? "

The audience in the live broadcast room did not expect Ye Tian to throw a question out of nowhere.

I was caught off guard for a while, but immediately many viewers started to answer.

"Well, maybe he will be sensible when he grows up!"

"Agree upstairs!"

"My family beat me a lot when I was a child, but I stopped beating when I grew up!"

"Yeah! This should be normal. When I was a child, my parents often beat people. No matter whether you did it right or wrong, and even if you found out that you made a mistake in the end, they never apologized to you!"

Ye Tian didn't even watch the live broadcast room, so he said directly: "You may all say that he has grown up and sensible, but this is wrong!

As for why, of course it's because you have grown up and your parents can't beat you anymore, so they reasoned with you!Otherwise, why didn't I hit you? ! "

The first sentence Ye Tian said was unanimously approved by the audience. After all, ordinary people would think so, but when he heard the last sentence, he immediately squirmed!

"puff--"

"Damn it, it makes sense!"

"This explanation is perfect, I can't refute it at all!"

"Damn it, I finally know why my parents don't beat me anymore! When I know the truth, I almost burst into tears!"

"The anchor's routine is completely incomprehensible! The key is that it makes sense after you hear it!"