Wild Lucky God

"This is the gap between t!!"

"Thank you [other people's hugs are not so beautiful but not warm] for giving the host the plane x2!"

"Thank you [Promise to Eternal Life] for gifting the host the rocket x6!"

"Thank you [I'm always behind you i] for giving the anchor card x100!"

"Thank you [When Love Gone and Doesn't Look Back] for the high-level rewards presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Anna Sui Wishing Fairy] for giving the anchor x2000 likes!"

After the three of them took a bite, they couldn't stop at all, even Ye Tian himself couldn't stop, as if he had caught up with the addiction.

A crocodile was devoured to the point where only bones remained. Ye Tian turned his head and looked at the belly of the two with a smile and said, "Hey! What's wrong? I'm pregnant!"

As soon as the two girls heard this, they rushed up to beat Ye Tian, ​​but found that they couldn't stand up at all, their stomachs were too full.

At this time, Di Lieba was angry but said angrily: "Huh! Even if you are pregnant, it is your responsibility!"

Chapter 71 I am Lei Feng's younger brother, the detonator【Ask for a reward】

As soon as these words came out, Ye Tian laughed.

Jiang Shuying quickly pulled Di Lieba, Di Lieba was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had said something wrong, and his little face turned red all of a sudden.

Ye Tian laughed at the side and received: "Yes, yes, I will be responsible to the end."

The water friends couldn't stop laughing when they saw it.

"Di Lieba is so cute."

"Killing me."

"Laughing fart, haven't you seen someone eating delicious food and drinking millions of dollars of red wine showing affection with a big beautiful star! What about you!"

"Lgb, which pot is not open and which pot to lift! What is your intention!"

"That's because the anchor has the ability, you go if you don't agree!! You won't starve to death!"

"666666666"

"Hahaha, awesome! Well said!"

System: Extra task progress: 60/100!The third course: grilled crocodile with hundreds of flavors!Reward: 100w cash!

Ye Tian was taken aback for a moment, oh shit!If there is still such a reward, just give me 100 million cash.

"System! Don't you know what to give as a gift, and then you gave me 100 million cash!" Ye Tian said in his heart.

System: "You don't want it? Then I take it back!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, and quickly said: "Don't mind! No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat! I just accepted it with a smile, haha!"

Looking back at the poor water friends, Ye Tian smiled and said: "Hey, the anchor went to think about food two days ago, and didn't tell jokes to the water friends, why don't I tell you a few now!"

When the water friends heard it, they immediately became interested.

Ye Tianyin made two noises, and then said: "In the past, there was a female spy who was captured by the enemy, and then the enemy forced her to write a letter to her superior, leading him to take the bait. In desperation, the female spy could only write a letter." , but after the female spy finished writing, she secretly pulled out a hair from her private part and stuck it in the letter. After seeing the letter, the officer thought about it for a long time! Then suddenly realized! Say two words: conspiracy!"

"6666666666"

"666666666666"

"Talent, hahaha!"

"Pfft, hahahaha! Conspiracy! 6666666!"

"I'm dying of laughter, awesome! Awesome!!"

Ye Tian collected his emotions and continued: "I'm going to tell you a real story. Just two years ago, I passed a small car at night when I was going home. There was a man and a woman sitting in the car. They looked very hot and took off all their clothes. Now, the woman's expression is very uncomfortable, as if she is dying from lack of oxygen, the man is doing artificial respiration mouth to mouth, life is at stake, I feel like I found a brick and smashed the car glass, and the man and woman jumped out and lived for a long time , I kept shouting who it is! Who it is! But I have already gone far, spreading positive energy, filling the world with love, don’t ask who I am, I am Lei Feng’s younger brother! Detonator!”

"Hahaha, anchor, you are trying to die!"

"666666, you're going to laugh labor and capital to death."

"Lgb, brat! You were the one who smashed the glass of my car back then!! Let me catch you!"

"Hahaha, 66666666!"

"Isn't it true that we met!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, and quickly said: "Ahem, the anchor just told a joke, it's not true, it's not true, the weather is fine today, let the anchor say two more. A bus is driving on a rugged mountain road. It was getting dark, and the man in the car woke up from his sleep... Suddenly, he found that the tourists in the car had disappeared, and even the driver had disappeared, while the car was driving slowly along the mountain road! The man trembled all over , Shouting loudly: There is a ghost! There is a ghost! Suddenly there is a sound outside the car window, you are the size, the car is broken, we are all pushing it, and you are sleeping alone."

"666666"

"66666666"

"Okay, haha."

"The neighbor's little sister came to play at home, and the little nephew was so happy, he took out his treasured Nutrition Express, poured a glass for the little girl, then took a little bit for himself with the bottle cap, and clinked glasses with the little girl... After drinking, the little nephew still pretended to be drunk, and his body was stumbling around. The little girl was very happy and laughed at him: "This is milk, not wine, you won't get drunk. . "The little nephew replied: "It's the little dimple on your face that made me drunk." The little girl smiled even more happily... I was stunned for a while..."

"Hahaha, 66666!"

"No wonder you've been single all your life."

"Are all children so precocious now!"

"6666666666"

Ye Tian smiled and shook his head and said: "Okay, the joke is over, and the time is almost up, see you tomorrow."

After turning off the live broadcast room, Ye Tian lay lazily on the bed. Fortunately, after working for so long, the result did not disappoint him.

Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba also lay down afterwards.

This was the first time Ye Tian lay awake with Jiang Shuying Di Lieba like this, before he either fainted or fell asleep first.

This is true, and a little embarrassing.

Ye Tian turned to look at the two of them, the atmosphere was a bit awkward, just when Ye Tian was a little at a loss, Jiang Shuying moved up to Ye Tian, ​​was close to Ye Tian, ​​and even reached out to hug Ye Tian's stomach .

When Di Lieba saw it, he pouted and came up with an expression of dissatisfaction.

Ye Tian couldn't take it anymore, this happiness came too suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly seemed to remember something, the clothes on his body were worn when he came here, so the clothes in his trouser pockets

Ye Tian slowly moved his hands, put them in his trouser pockets and searched for a long time, but couldn't find them.

"Hey!~ I remember it was in this trouser pocket! Why is it missing!" Ye Tianzheng muttered.