Wild Lucky God

Ask Lao Tzu to help, and still wrong him?

Is he that kind of person?

Obviously not, he is so upright, so sunny, and so handsome. Your daughter should be taller, more beautiful, and better-developed. If you want to start, you have to wait two years. It's too early.

hum~

Huang Lei snorted coldly, feeling guilty!

I knew that you kid fell in love with my caring little padded jacket, it's impossible.

When I returned to my wife and children, I only heard my wife say to her daughter: "Next time, be more reserved, girls, don't be so impulsive"

Huang Lei was very satisfied after hearing this. This kind of educational thinking is very good. Girls can’t be so impulsive. They don’t cherish themselves too much. Boys respect you more if you cherish yourself. It’s best to explain clearly that you should not fall in love early at this age. Should be on study.

As soon as this idea emerged from my brain, I just heard my wife continue to say: "We have to draw it slowly, don't be in a hurry, we have to investigate the man's hobbies, games, etc., it is even better if he likes to eat, we can If you improve your culinary skills, you have to hit the nail on the head, and you can hit a man's heart. Know your enemy and yourself, and you can be victorious in all battles. Your mother was like this back then. If you chased your father, you must be calm. Don't get carried away"

Huang Lei: "????? what?"

Are you speaking human language?

Is this what you should tell your child?

Looking at his wife who was calmly analyzing, and his daughter who listened carefully and listened to her mother imparting emotional experience from the previous generation, Huang Lei felt very tired.

Chapter 772 Became a Legend

771/772 (combined)

"I'm Not the God of Medicine", the pre-sale starts!

In just 10 minutes, the ticket is gone!

Immediately afterwards, the second game, faster, 8 minutes!

The third game, 8 minutes!

The fourth game, 7 minutes!

Game five, 7 minutes!

Game 5, [-] minutes!

Game 4, [-] minutes!

The eighth game, 3 minutes!

Ninth game, 1 minute!

Game ten, 2 minutes!

No.11 games, 5 minutes!

The last game, 3 minutes!

This is how the first day of pre-sales went, completely insane!

Reporters, after collecting the data, they are completely stunned!

What kind of magic data is this?

Who sells movie tickets in advance and sells them out by the minute? ,

too crazy!

And this day is destined to be remembered by everyone.

Although there are a lot of negative news, saying that this may be an educational film, the audience still buys it, which is the proof.

On the Internet, countless news appeared, and the complaint was not for anything else, but because there were too few votes!

Many people hold back and don't swear these days. They just let other people be affected, so they don't need to buy tickets.

One of the netizen's Weibo called 'My Dadao is already hungry and thirsty' became popular because he posted a complaint about not getting a ticket. The original words were as follows: Shit!Isn't there a lot of people complaining about Ye Tianxin's movies on the Internet?Can't you scold more harshly?I watch you complaining every day without saying a word, just to make it easier to grab a ticket for the premiere, but he didn’t have a single ticket for the pre-sale of all the movies in the last whole day, you marketing accounts are so useless up.

Immediately, a group of Ye Tian's fans appeared on the Internet, complaining everywhere: Can't you scold more harshly?It's you who made me unable to buy a ticket, you deserve it for not being popular.

This type of speech is spread all over the Internet and can be seen everywhere.

Because no one has bought a ticket!

Ye Tian's movie tickets are really hard to come by, they are in high demand!

On the Internet, all of a sudden, dragons, ghosts, gods and snakes appeared.

But no matter what, the premiere started, and those who didn't get tickets had to wait.

This has also led to a very special phenomenon. Some shopping malls have movie theaters. They were supposed to close at 09:30, which is the normal business hours of most shopping malls. But today, they are open for many days, selling clothes and snacks. Shops, milk tea shops, are still open.

Someone asked curiously. It was the merchants who took the initiative to find the mall to coordinate, just to cooperate with the new opening of Ye Tian's movie.

too many people!

I came to the mall early, how could people wait until 0:[-], they are naturally serving these customers.

Needless to say, business is quite booming.

Later, this phenomenon was reported, and many shopping malls followed suit. As long as there is a movie related to Ye Tian, ​​no matter if it is a script written by Ye Tian or something, it will open for business. Day Movie Day'.

The movie started playing, and everyone was a little confused at first.

Because it was really unexpected, the image of Ye Tian this time is not a young man in Yushu Linfeng, who is handsome and chic, but a middle-aged man who looks old after makeup, of course he is also very handsome. However, it has clearly experienced the vicissitudes of society.

A small owner of a dilapidated health care product store, selling divine oil, life is a mess, business is bleak, his wife is divorced, and he is going to take the child abroad for development. The protagonist's father is even more seriously ill and needs medicine to maintain his life. Under the pressure of life, just like many realities in a society, people are desperate, but they have no choice but to persevere, gasping for breath and surviving.

And with the development of the plot, but with the arrival of a person, the protagonist ushered in the spring, and his life gradually improved. The audience discovered that this turned out to be a crime-themed film.

A lot of ironic things happened in the middle, and the audience laughed out loud.

But as the plot continued to recommend, the audience's laughter disappeared.

Many people appeared in it, the small owner of the oil shop, Lu Yiyi who was desperate and struggling to survive, street yellow hair, nightclub dancing girls, pastors, liars, capitalists, policemen, etc., jumped onto the big screen one by one. superior.

It exposes a lot of real social problems, and many lines in it are heart-warming.

"I have been ill for three years, and I have taken 4 yuan of genuine medicine for three years. I have lost my house, and my family has been ruined by me. Who doesn't have a patient? Can you guarantee that you will not get sick for the rest of your life? I I don't want to die, I want to live."

When the old lady with leukemia in the movie said these words to the police hoarsely, she burst into tears instantly.