Datang Fenghua Road

Lao Niu and the others thought for a while, then nodded and said, "That's true!"

Yuchi Jingde smacked his mouth, suddenly dodged and quietly retreated, and said in a low voice, "If there is a commotion later, you should go up and persuade first, the old man will go to the deep palace to see the empress. I always feel that I will go out tonight. It's a big deal, our Highness will never give His Majesty any honors..."

Everyone nodded quickly and said in a hurry: "Go quickly, go quickly, go back quickly."

Yuchi Jingde ran away, and disappeared into the palace in a blink of an eye.He was Li Shimin's first ignorant general, and he was also responsible for guarding the safety of the palace, so he could enter the palace even late at night, and he was the only one who could go to the palace to see the queen.

At this time, the imperial guard at the entrance of the palace came out with a bucket, Yu Chigong suddenly lowered his voice and scolded, "Idiot slow down, don't let His Highness get the bucket too early."

The Imperial Forest Army was stunned for a moment, then nodded at the general.

This guy is also a smart man, his face suddenly pretended to be struggling, he carried the bucket and slowly dawdled towards the outside, just a few dozen feet seemed to take a lifetime.

Han Yue looked over, and suddenly asked with a smile, "Is the bucket heavy? Are you walking so slowly?"

The Imperial Forest Army coughed and said bravely: "His Royal Highness forgives your sins. Your subordinates went through a great battle tonight. They have drawn bows and arrows hundreds of times in a row. Now my arms are sore and weak, and my feet are like cotton when I step on the ground."

Han Yue snorted, suddenly stretched out his hand and took out something from his arms, and said with a smile: "See, it's called a pistol, one shot can overturn a tiger's skull, do you want to try his firepower?"

Yu Linjun's scalp was numb, he walked slowly with a bucket in his hand, and said cowardly, "His Royal Highness, my feet are really weak!"

Han Yue smiled and said, "If you dare to lie to me again, this king will break your leg. Now I count one, two, three, and I'll shoot if you still can't make it at the tenth time..."

Before the word "gun" for shooting was finished, I saw the imperial forest army running straight with their feet spread. The funniest thing was that the bucket didn't leak when they ran.

"Idiot!" Li Shimin cursed bitterly on the city wall.

Li Yuan next to him laughed, pointed at Han Yue and said, "My good grandson is really smart, but he is a bit cunning."

The imperial guard ran to Han Yue with a bucket, looked at Han Yue pitifully, and said weakly, "I'm here, Your Highness, don't fire your pistol."

Chapter 614 The emperor and the prince are working again!

Han Yue raised his foot and kicked his ass, then shoved the pistol into his arms, and said lightly: "There are twelve bullets in total, and this pistol is given to you. I hope you will stay in the palace well in the future, for the sake of my royal family. Safety contributes due loyalty."

The Royal Forest Army was overjoyed, holding a bucket in one hand and holding a pistol tightly in the other.Countless imperial guards on the city wall in the distance looked forward, with envy and jealousy on everyone's face.

Even the leader of the Imperial Forest Army scolded in a low voice and said bitterly: "This bastard is really lucky, but he was only given a pistol for carrying a bucket. I heard that His Highness's pistol is also an artifact."

Han Yue didn't care about everyone's reaction, and suddenly said to the imperial guard: "Take the bucket and follow this king!"

"Go? Where are you going?" Yu Linjun's face was slightly blank.

Han Yue glanced at him, then raised his foot and walked in one direction.That direction is where everyone in the family is located. At this time, a group of patriarchs, Su Lao, are still sticking to old man Wang Zhao.

The Royal Forest Army hurriedly followed Han Yue with a bucket, trotted all the way, nodded and bowed to follow Han Yue, looking at the dog-legged look on his face, he hated all the Royal Forest Army's teeth on the city wall.

Everyone doesn't hate this kid, but hates themselves for not being able to replace him.There is only one thought in the minds of many warriors, and that is that if I go in the past, I will definitely be more pleased with His Highness.

But he said that Han Yue walked all the way in front of the family, followed by the soldiers of the Royal Forest Army with buckets in their hands.Han Yue suddenly turned his head and looked at the city wall of the imperial city, and shouted from a distance: "Father, please see clearly, my son is going to do an experiment!"

Li Shimin snorted and did not answer with a cold face.

Li Yuan's eyes kept flashing next to him, and his face was full of curiosity: "Why is Erlang angry, do you know what the little guy is going to do?"

Li Shimin let out a breath, and said bitterly: "Although I don't know what he is going to do, but I know he will definitely hit me in the face. Father, please watch, this brat is dripping with bad water all over his body. We princes of the Li family Countless people respect etiquette, but he is the only one who is a bad person..."

"The bad seed is also your seed!" Li Jiancheng interrupted suddenly, and said coldly: "Besides, I don't think there is anything bad about this son. The bad thing may be your own perception. The family's thieves rebelled, and you still want to take it back." They will continue to be ministers. If the Great Tang governs in this way, I want to talk to you about Xuanwumen."

Li Shimin rolled his eyes immediately and turned his head away angrily.

At this time, everyone in the audience was staring at Han Yue to see his movements.Because there are many generals, they can't figure out what to do with the bucket.

On the other hand, the faces of those from the noble family were obviously ugly, and suddenly one of them looked up to the sky with a wry smile and murmured, "Zhu Maichen in the Han Dynasty, but it is difficult to cover the water..."

After all, he is a scholar from an aristocratic family who reads, and he obviously understands Han Yue's plan.In the Han Dynasty, Zhu Maichen is an allusion. It is about a poor man who was looked down upon and betrayed by his wife when he was down and out. Before leaving, his wife even swore a poisonous oath, saying that even if he became a beggar in the future, he would not come back to the poor ghost Zhu Mai. minister.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Maichen later made his fortune and became a high-ranking official, and Yijin returned to his hometown to envy everyone.His wife stopped on the road to ask for reconciliation, but Zhu Maichen asked someone to bring a bucket of water and throw it on the ground, telling his wife that as long as you put all the water back into the bucket, I will reunite with you.

Water splashed on the ground will only turn into mud, or even directly absorbed by the ground and become invisible. How can this situation be recovered again? The world has passed down the allusions that the water is hard to recover.

This allusion is understood by scholars from a long-standing family, as well as by Li Shimin on the wall of the imperial city.The reason why Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng didn't guess in advance was because they didn't understand Han Yue's style of doing things.

The patriarch with a wry smile suddenly lowered his head and looked at Han Yue with a pleading look: "His Royal Highness King Zhao, can't you really give me a chance? It's easy for you to pour this bucket of water down. How many people will die in our three hundred aristocratic family?"

Han Yue didn't care about his weakness at all, he just said lightly to the soldiers of the Imperial Forest Army carrying the bucket: "Splash..."

A splash is simple, but it made everyone in the aristocratic family tremble.

The heads of several generations of clans suddenly raised their heads to look at the city wall of the palace and pleaded loudly: "Your Majesty, we are willing to give up our property and belong to the Tang Dynasty loyally from now on. Please persuade King Zhao, please persuade King Zhao."

Li Shimin let out a sigh of relief, and said to Han Yue in the distance: "Stinky boy, have you had enough? Who do you show this trick to? How do you teach me how to be an emperor?"

Han Yue was unmoved, staring at the soldiers of the Royal Forest Army, and said again lightly: "Did you hear it, splash..."

This is to give the emperor no face at all, and if he is determined, he will have to deal with it.

On the city wall, Li Shimin was furious and said angrily: "You stinky bastard, you dare to give it a try. The emperor of the Tang Dynasty is me, not you!"

The emperor was angry, and the Imperial Forest Army obviously did not dare to splash water.Han Yue suddenly burst out laughing, grabbed the bucket with his hand and struggled to lift it upside down.

The water crashed to the ground, splashing the terrified faces of everyone in the family.

Han Yue smiled and went down, and said lightly: "Every noble family leader, can you give the water back to this king?"

Covered water is hard to collect, where can I collect it?

Han Yue laughed, turned to look at the palace wall, and said leisurely: "Father, look, they can't take it..."

This remark is a pun, as if to say that it is hard to get over the water, and it seems to say that these people can't be accepted.

Li Shimin's face was full of anger, and suddenly he said loudly: "I want to accept it, why did you make a show for me? Go away, stinky boy, I don't have a disobedient child like you who embarrassed Laozi all day."

Even the words "rebellious son" were said, which shows how embarrassed Li Shimin was at this time.

This is exactly the fact. There are countless imperial troops here, and Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng are watching.As the emperor, Li Shimin just wanted to subdue the family, but he was slapped in the face by his eldest son. This kind of embarrassment turned into anger, let alone the emperor, even an ordinary father could not stand it.

However, Han Yue adopted this most radical method.

He didn't even care about Li Shimin's rage on the city wall, but instead walked up to the family with a bucket of water, but unfortunately no one dared to take the bucket, and all the heads of the family looked at him with trepidation.

Han Yue laughed, then turned to look at the palace wall again, and shouted again, "Father, you see, it's hard to cover the water, and it's hard to break the mirror. If you forcibly change the rules of the world, you will inevitably get more chaos. If you don’t kill the chaotic ministers and thieves, do you want to save the descendants of my royal family to slaughter them in the future? If this is the case, you are not a good patriarch. The history of the Yan family is not sympathetic, maybe it will record that you are a faint monarch... "

Li Shimin froze for a while, then suddenly changed color, the emperor stood on the city wall and jumped like thunder, shouting: "Go away, you go to Lao Tzu. Go back to your Liaodong, I don't want to see you again in this life."

Han Yue let out a snort, and suddenly his expression changed, and he shouted: "You think I really want to stay here, and I have to wipe your ass every time. Datang does not keep people, but keeps people at their own place. Liaodong is my fief, I can go if I want, or I won't if I don't want to, I don't need you to designate a place for you and me, this time I won't listen to your dictates."

Li Shimin shouted, and suddenly pulled out the long sword from his waist and threw it down.