Datang Fenghua Road

Han Yue shrunk his neck and continued to say, "That's boasting, boasting!" He saw that although Li Shimin had a serious face, but there was no murderous look between his eyebrows, he immediately knew that this was intimidating him. He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he continued to blame himself: "Your Majesty, forgive me, because the boy is greedy for vanity, he has dreamed of becoming a Marquis since he was a child. This dream has been hidden in his heart for many years, and he is tormented every day like a fire. For me, alas, this suffering is so painful that it makes me feel like I am in a dream all day... When I was painting the slogan of Master Hou on the wall, the boy was in a dream..."

"Shameless!" Li Shimin's face turned dark, and it took a long time for him to utter two words, as if he was feeling oppressed by defecation.

"Hehe! Thanks to His Majesty's praise, the boy also feels that he is a bit shameless, but this is a wise way to protect himself. The sages have said: A shameless person can last forever."

The emperor's family was stunned. Seeing Han Yue's serious expression, it seemed that what he said was true. Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and thought for a long time before finally asking: "Shameless people can last forever, which sage said this? I have read history books for many years, but why have I never seen it?"

"What did my godfather say?"

"Your godfather? Who is it?"

"Cheng Yaojin, he was granted the title of General, and the title of Zhu Kingdom. He created a shameless school and taught the world to be wise and protect himself. Isn't he a sage?"

"It turned out to be Cheng Zhijie..."

"Yeah! My godfather also said that one must be shameless, the more shameless and shameless you can take advantage of. For example, he told me that he likes to yell about your majesty that you owe him the life-saving grace. Anyway, you And he won't come forward to clarify, so he has earned a full nine times of benefits, hehehehe, the fact that a godfather is a godfather is really a role model for me..."

Li Shimin's face turned blue from anger, and he yelled angrily: "Wow, old man Cheng, how dare you bully me like this, do you really think my sword is not sharp?"

The emperor was angry, and he turned around and wanted to go down the mountain to find a way to bite Jinmei's head. Han Yue let out a sigh of relief, secretly a little proud in his heart: "Hey, a dead Taoist friend is not dead, as long as the emperor is fooled away, I don't care who will be unlucky." , Old Hooligan Cheng always took advantage of the young master, and this time he just used the emperor's hand to vent his anger..."

The more he thought about it, the more complacent he became, and he couldn't help a smile from the corner of his mouth. Just when he felt that his means were extraordinary, he suddenly felt a pain in his ear, but it was the eldest grandson who grabbed it angrily, and said angrily: "You bad boy, even Your Majesty can't help it!" Dare to deceive..." His hands were so hard that he almost twisted his ears into twists.

"Ouch, Ouch, please forgive me, ma'am, if you twist it again, it will fall off!"

The eldest grandson looked angry, but with love in the corners of his eyes, he pretended to be angry and said: "It's better to screw it off, it hurts you to death, little villain, so as not to cause trouble everywhere."

It wasn't until this moment that Li Shimin realized that he followed Han Yue's words. The emperor's mind was extraordinary, and he suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed. , to let people fall into a trap quietly, what a powerful method! Hahaha, I have always boasted that my eyesight is as bright as a torch, but I never thought that I would be stabbed by your cunning head. Interesting, interesting..."

Han Yue smiled embarrassingly. He was exposed by his eldest grandson, and his ears were in his hands. This time, he didn't dare to play tricks if he was beaten to death.

Li Shimin glanced at him, as if he didn't want to chat anymore, and suddenly said: "I see that the construction of your mountain top is very wonderful, and the architectural pattern has a bit of military flavor. Why doesn't the Marquis of Jingyang show me a look?"

The emperor wants to see what your house looks like, who would dare not agree?Han Yue hurriedly cupped his hands and carefully pulled his ears away from the eldest grandson's control. Then he led the way and led Li Shimin, the eldest grandson and others to the earthen castle...

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"Your Majesty, what you see now is the first floor. There are six rooms in total. The hall is in the middle. The hall is mainly used for meeting guests and discussing, and the six rooms next to it are for people to rest!"

"The arrangement is not bad, it can be regarded as hard work!" Li Shimin nodded.

A group of people went up to the second floor again!

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this is the dining room. Behind the dining room is the kitchen. On the left of the kitchen is a storage room with a constant temperature in winter, and on the right is a storage room with ice in summer! There are green vegetables to eat in winter, and ice water to drink in summer. Not long ago, I made a small fortune selling mosquito coils and Huoxiang Zhengqi water, so I built a villa on the top of the mountain. Hehe, the villa is still on the top of the mountain, tens of millions... ..."

Li Shimin's family was full of doubts. They could only understand that this was a place for catering. It was barely understandable to talk about constant temperature storage room and ice storage room, but they were completely at a loss when it came to words such as mountain top villa and tens of millions.

Tian Doudou was well-behaved, and explained quietly in the eldest grandson's ear: "A villa is a very luxurious house, where the rich live. Mr. Xianggong is good at everything, but he likes to use random names!"

Li Shimin's family suddenly realized, and followed Han Yue up to the third floor.

As soon as he entered the door, his eyes suddenly lit up. Good guy, the entire room on the first floor has been built into a pool. On the wall next to the pool, there are more than a dozen things that look like lotus pods. Han Yue walked over to a wrench. Gently fiddle with it, and water will spurt out from the lotus pod.

"Your Majesty, this is the bathroom. You can take a hot bath in winter and a cold bath in summer. There is an old saying: If you want to live a good life, you must take a bath sooner or later."

Li Shimin's family has long been immune to his new vocabulary, so they don't care what he is saying at this moment.Emperor Shi Shiran walked to the side of the lotus pod and had a great time playing with the wrench.The eldest grandson and Concubine Yang caressed the wall for lingering enjoyment. It was covered with snow-white jade tiles, so bright and clean that they could even reflect figures.

"Sister, look, what an ingenious thought this child has, even the bathing place is so beautifully built. God, gods don't enjoy it like this!" Concubine Yang's eyes turned red with envy.

Han Yue said from the side: "The fifth floor of the villa, the living area is over here, the fourth floor above is the laboratory, and the fifth floor is the war preparation room, because the boy is not rich, so it is empty for the time being. .”

"Laboratory? War preparation room?" Li Shimin murmured thoughtfully, then turned his eyes suddenly, stared at Han Yue and asked, "Where are the two hideous giants on the top of the building? I have received a secret report from the Wannian county magistrate saying that you Could it be the two red-clothed cannons on the top of the building that cast the treasure that mortals can use to set off a thunderbolt?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, it is the cannon in red. This thing weighs a thousand catties and has a range of five miles. It is fired in one shot, breaking mountains and cracking rocks. Human flesh and blood cannot be treated..."

Hiss - Li Shimin gasped and said in shock: "The range is five miles, so does that mean that the enemy will die before they see us?"

Han Yue giggled, his face full of complacency.

Li Shimin's eyes were piercing, and he suddenly reprimanded: "Why is such a fetish named so ugly? What's the matter with the red cannon?"

Han Yue was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "Then according to His Majesty's intention?"

"Hmph!" Li Shimin looked up to the sky with a smile, and said triumphantly: "In my opinion, this thing can be thunderous and has a long range. It is a sharp weapon for fighting for supremacy on the battlefield. Why not call it a mighty general..."

I am Cao!

Han Yue has black lines on his face!

What the hell is the mighty general?

This is a cannon, not a human being. Do you think the emperor had any inspiration?It turns out that the name is also useless!

Chapter 86

The Sizi in Li Shimin's arms suddenly cried out of hunger. The little girl was very excited when she left the palace, but she followed the adults for [-] miles. Children of three or four years old are most prone to fatigue, so she also slept soundly all the way.Later, he was hugged and climbed the mountain, visited Han Yue's villa, and slept soundly all afternoon.

It was just getting dark at this moment, but the little guy suddenly regained his energy. He looked around with his big black eyes, suddenly his little nose twitched, and his saliva dribbled out, "Father, mother, my son is hungry, there are Things are fragrant, you have to eat, you have to eat…”

In fact, not only did she smell the fragrance in the air, but Li Shimin and the eldest grandson also smelled it. Although the fragrance was faint, it had a sweet smell. Concubine Yang reached out and picked up Sizi from Li Shimin's arms, scratched her little cheek, and smiled. Said: "Little greedy cat finally woke up, it's just a pointy nose, tell my aunt what you smelled?"

"Xiang, Xiang, there are delicious things here..." Sizi's saliva dripped, and his lovely eyes were still searching everywhere.

Li Shimin put down his hand fiddling with the shower head, squinted at Han Yue, and snorted slightly: "Men from Jingyang County, what kind of food do you hide in your house that makes Xiao Sizi so greedy? Humph, that stinky boy is really unreasonable. , the guests don't know how to entertain them when they come to the door, is such a large restaurant on the second floor of your earthen fort used for decoration?"

Han Yue's face was sluggish, he was worthy of being the emperor, he was a good guy. Hearing this tone, he clearly wanted to beg for something to eat, but he just said it confidently, as if he was the one who did the wrong.

However, these words can only be slandered from the bottom of my heart, and I would never dare to say it. The Great Emperor of Heaven and Earth is the greatest. If he dares to provoke the unhappy person in front of him, although he will not push it out to beheaded, his butt will definitely suffer.

Li Shimin's butt kicking hurts, but Han Yue has lingering fears. In order to protect the chrysanthemum from being beaten, he hurriedly bowed his hands and saluted, explaining: "Reporting to Your Majesty, the smell in the air should be someone eating outside. , they've worked hard all day, and it's time for dinner."

"Oh? Baked food?" Li Shimin still squinted at him, and said meaningfully: "What is so fragrant? I have eaten a lot of things, why is there no such fragrance in my memory."

"Your Majesty, that thing is called sweet potato. It's a crop that I recently cultivated. Because it's easy to bake, it just needs to be roasted on the fire to eat, so I've been letting people eat this for the past few days. Hehe, it's convenient... …”

"Nonsense!" Li Shimin's eyes flashed, and he suddenly became furious, shouting: "Not long ago, I received a secret report from Wannian County magistrate, saying that you have cultivated a crop called sweet potato, and the yield per mu can reach [-] to [-] dan. He originally wanted to write a book to promote it, but he was dismissed by you because he lacked food. As a result, you now tell me that even the people in your family are eating this. "Growing grain"?"

This scolding, saliva splashed all over the face, and sprayed Han Yue all over his face. They all said that accompanying the king is like accompanying a tiger. The emperor's temper is really stinky. The last moment was a gentle wind and drizzle. Dare to refute, or I'll beat you up.

Han Yue looked embarrassed. He lowered his head and put on a posture of listening to your reprimands. He looked as good as he was.

At this time, Xiao Sizi shouted again: "Father, Sizi is hungry, Sizi wants something delicious..."

Li Shimin's rage stopped abruptly, and then he shouted: "Why don't you get some roasted sweet potatoes and bring them up, wait for me to find them in person?"

"Ah?" Han Yue's face was full of dementia, and he murmured, "Your Majesty, didn't you say that you starved your parents to death and didn't eat seed?" This turning point was too fast, and he was completely confused.

Li Shimin snorted, put his hands behind his back, and said indifferently, "That's true, but I am the Son of Heaven, with the power of the heavens, and the parents of all the common people, I eat crops to taste new crops for the heavens, does it matter? "