Rat walks the heavens and the world

"Hahaha..." In an instant, there was laughter in the car, this brother is very funny.

"Since this brother has always confessed, I will also clearly say that my name is an otaku, and I paid money to come in," a dragon said honestly.

Everyone is an old fritter, and they understand it as soon as they hear it, the crime of corruption and bribery.

The journey is long, and there are no entertainment activities, so everyone can only chat casually, and they are not familiar with each other, so they have to communicate with each other about how they went to prison.

"Fights!"

"Sell fakes!"

"MLM!"

"Not paying back!"

"Look at the pirated version!"

Ghost: "No make-up, the body is traveling, it's scary!"

Author: "There was a reader who didn't pay to read my novels and scolded me. I found his home address, squatted at the door, and beat him to death with a sack on his head!"

……

Yi Bai listened with great interest. These friends spoke nicely, and all of them were talented people from all walks of life.

At this time, Dao Jiuwu limped to his side, and patted his shoulder familiarly: "Brother, I think you look familiar, how did you get in here?"

Yi Bai glanced at him and looked at his hands, they were quite clean, otherwise he would be eating stewed ox feet tonight.

"Fighting and fighting, destroying the natural environment."

"Oh." Dao Jiuwu responded regretfully. It seemed that he was the most unlucky, and asked casually: "Then you will be able to come out soon, and I am about the same. When the time comes, brother, I will take you to Baihualou happy!"

Yi Bai glanced at him in surprise, singles are good, and they still have money to go out and play!

"No, I've been sentenced to more than 20 years. I don't know how long it will take if I don't earn enough contribution points."

"20 years! Brother, did you beat that man into a vegetable? Or did you beat someone big?"

Dao Jiuwu's voice became much louder unconsciously, and the surrounding prisoners immediately raised their ears, fearing that he might be a ruthless person.

Yi Bai rubbed his ears, and said casually: "Nothing? It's just that some Shushan sword master was disabled."

"Fuck! Brother, you are the real ruthless monster, no, you are the big brother, no, you are my own father!" Dao Jiuwu was incoherent in an instant as if seeing an idol, and almost knelt down to worship.

Chapter 223 The Confused Demon Lord

Compared to most of the male citizens of the Mexican country, the second scumbag in the world, the "Sword Master", is actually more annoying than the first "Jiu Jian Xian" who abandoned his wife and children.

Because the witches in Nanzhao are descendants of Nuwa, the key is that they are very beautiful. They were so gentle, kind, pure and pure back then, and they were even rated as the second most beautiful woman in the world.

The number one beauty in each session is of course Zi Mei, the Emperor of Heaven.

As a result, that scumbag in Shushan was irresponsible and went to the mountain to practice Taoism, which completely hurt Xiaoqing's heart and made her feel ashamed. In the end, she married the richest man and lord of Nanzhao City, such a layman.

If it wasn't for the fact that the Sword Saint was surrounded by Mount Shu, and his cultivation was extraordinary, he would have been crushed by Xiaoqing's fans long ago.

Now that the person in front of him actually let them get what they wanted, Dao Jiuwu was so excited that he knelt down for Yi Bai on the spot, wanting to recognize his father.

The other prisoners also immediately stepped forward to make friends, thank you.

Seeing Yi Bai's unscathed appearance, everyone knows that this person in front of him must be a great practitioner, if he hugs his thigh, maybe he won't be bullied all the way to the ends of the world.

Although Tianya Haijiao has a nice name, they are all places where treacherous and evil people go, who knows what kind of bullying they will receive.

Everyone was even more shocked by the strict laws and regulations of the Mo country. Such a strong man who beat up the sword master casually, said that he would be reformed through labor, and Lord Zidi was mighty and domineering.

After practicing for thousands of years, Yi Bai knew who these guys were as soon as they pouted their buttocks, so he didn't bother to talk to them, so he kicked the ninety-five aside.

Zi Mei doesn't want such a big and lecherous son.

"Okay, sit down, it's useless to get close to me. When I get there, I'm going to the front line. You probably won't see me."

Dao Jiuwu immediately climbed forward, licked his face, and smiled flatteringly at Yi Bai. "My lord, what are you talking about, we are not trying to get close, we want to get something from you!"

"We just admire, sir, your character of fortitude, lofty righteousness, awe-inspiring justice, and unstoppable accomplishments, and we worship your incomparable and unparalleled demeanor."

"I just hope that I can listen to a little bit of your teachings, so that I can avoid some detours in the future, so that I can develop the country of Mexico and make even a small contribution to hundreds of millions of comrades."

Yi Bai was taken aback, and took a deep look at the little bull demon: "You can say something so shameless and shameless. To be honest, I appreciate you very much!"

A look of astonishment appeared on Dao Jiuwu's face, and then he said righteously: "Why did you say that, my lord? I have always been a good bull demon who is honest, honest, loyal, and filial. These are my words from the bottom of my heart, and I hope that your lord can sympathize with this villain's dedication to serving the country with all his strength, and give us some pointers."

Several other demons and goblins at the side quickly nodded in agreement: "I do the same!"

"Me too, me too!"

Yi Bai shook his head, if he spends so much time on flattery, if he uses it to practice, he might be a great practitioner by now.

However, this kid is really interesting, I love to hear what he has to say.

After pondering for a while, he nodded and said, "That's good, I'll teach you a word, as long as you can always keep in mind that although you can't achieve great wealth, it's okay to be safe."

Jiu Wu hastily bent down and cupped his hands: "My lord, please give me instructions!"

The other demons also followed suit: "My lord, please teach me!"

Yi Bai: "Think twice before you act. No matter what you do or say, you should always be careful. Don't take risks if you don't have more than [-]% or [-]% certainty. cake!"

The nine-five demons looked at each other in dismay: "This is quite similar to the motto of primary and secondary schools. You must know that the most they learn in primary and secondary schools are various techniques of pretending to be dead and running for their lives, although they have not used them much so far."

However, since the lord said it, Jiu Wu and the others quickly bowed their heads and said: "I will follow the lord's instruction."

Jiuwu rolled his eyes, ready to investigate who this great practitioner is, this is the master who once taught him.

Being a teacher for a day and a father for life, he will also have a father who is a great practitioner in the future!

Finally, when he arrived at the checkpoint, Yi Bai came to the checkpoint surrounded by stars like the moon.

"You, you, what are you doing? Gathering people for no reason, have you applied for a certificate?"

Hearing the guard's scolding, Jiu Wu and the others reluctantly stood behind and lined up.

When Yi Bai checked, the guard said in a low voice: "Lord Modi, those unruly people didn't bother you, did they? Do you want your subordinates to arrange some difficult tasks for them?"

Yi Bai sighed, this excellent person can be eaten anywhere, even if he comes to labor reform, there are still so many people who can see the endless brilliance hidden under his handsome appearance at a glance.

It is too difficult, it is too difficult to keep a low profile.