The No. 1 Merchant in the World

"Oh, my eyes."

When some monks saw the stones opened by Shang Tianji, they almost couldn't hold back and sprayed them out. There was no way, the stones opened by Shang Tianji were really eye-catching.

"Boy, can you cheat a little more, such a big egg, you just made such a thing for me?" Jin Jin asked like a drake whose neck was strangled.

"Although the grade of fluorescent stone is a bit low, it's still good for lighting at night." Shang Tianji smiled coyly, but he didn't expect his luck to be so bad. He hit one casually, and it turned out to be a blow to most monks. Useless stones come.

If there were no accidents, Shang Tianji reckoned that the fluorescent stone would be one of the lowest-level treasures, if not the lowest-level treasure in the pot of gold.

"Is that a little low? It's not even a mortal stone. It's not hard enough to fill the latrine. Even if it's thrown on the side of the road, it's a broken stone that no one wants, okay? I didn't expect you kid Although the egg looks very bluffing, it turned out to be a silver-like wax gun head, which is not a fancy thing." Jin Wenzhi's words were full of disgust.

He yelled so cheerfully just now, but now Shang Tianji actually came out with a fluorescent stone that is useless even for refining a mortal magic weapon. It's a shame, it's too shameful, especially when the little prince of luck throws it Looking over, even with his face, he was a little ashamed and flustered.

"Get out, if you are useful, why don't you do it yourself?" Shang Tianji almost kicked Jin Jin to death. The silver-like wax tip of the gun is not very useful. Is that a word used to describe people?

"I'll go up, I'll go up, you kid, just open your eyes wide and see what is invincible luck." Jin Jin asked with arrogance and arrogance, like a general who is about to go to the battlefield, holding a sword in his hands. I don't know when there was an extra hole the size of a needle eye, but it was a golden egg skillfully covered by his fingers, walking up.

"Fellow daoist, I'm not bragging. In front of luck, no matter how high your cultivation base is or how good your supernatural powers are, you will be eclipsed by my presence, so I advise you to think clearly, or else you will lose because of losing It's a small matter to lose face because of me, but if you sell something like a fluorescent stone, then it's not shame, but shame." The little prince of luck persuaded kindly.

But listening to his tone, looking at his expression, and looking at his eyes, it really doesn't seem to be trying to persuade people, but it seems to be looking down on people naked.

"Who doesn't know how to talk big, but it's just a piece of Taibai Xuanjin. I really treat myself as an onion. I don't show you any face. I really think that if I'm not in the mountains, you can be a king yourself. Let me open it. " Jin Wenzhi slobbered, and when he exerted force on his arm, the golden egg in his hand began to split open from the opening the size of a pinhole.

"It's on, it's on, this time it's golden light."

"Even the golden light is useless. It is estimated that what they opened this time is not a good thing. Apart from the noise they made at the beginning, the things they opened from the eggs are all waste."

"Yes, I curse him for prescribing a piece of crap like a glowstone."

Some monks saw the golden light emanating from the egg after being cracked by the golden question, and immediately began to curse the golden question. Offended some people badly.

"What are you yelling about? My uncle is born extraordinary and has his own destiny. It's an understatement to open a fairy stone. How could he open something useless?"

Jin Wenzhi is as disgusting as if he accidentally swallowed a few flies. Although he is confident that he will find a real treasure from the golden egg, and it is a priceless treasure, but it is really not good to be cursed face to face like this experience.

咔

As soon as the words fell, the golden egg that Jin Wenzhi took out happened to be completely cracked, revealing the treasure inside. It was a foot high and short, and the bottom was the size of a plate. It gradually became smaller from bottom to top, layer by layer. Woke up, all yellow and golden, and the whole thing looked like a...shit.

Yes, that's a piece of shit.

Although it is covered in gold, it looks good to people. At first glance, it does not feel like looking at a pile of shit, but no matter its shape or material, it looks like an enlarged version of gold from the outside. shit.

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Chapter 345

"Pfft, what a big lump of...shit, I'm done."

"The shit stirrer is indeed a shit stirrer. Even the things that come out of the golden eggs are different. I guess I didn't enjoy it in the golden square before. Now that I have opened a lump, I have to continue to stir."

"Returning the Immortal Stone is just talking to Xiaoli, haha, it can't be done, let me laugh for a while."

Many monks just burst out laughing, it is really something that Jin Wenzhi opened, it looks worse than the fluorescent stone that Shang Tianji opened, plus his nostrils were upturned before, he didn't put people in his eyes at all, It is impossible not to make people laugh.

"What's so funny about this, a group of short-sighted and ignorant bumpkins, do you know what this is? Although it looks like a pile of shit, it is indeed a pile of shit in essence, but it is a A piece of golden shit that is extraordinary, extraordinary, and can resound through the heavens. In the heavens, how many people have exhausted their entire lives to pursue it, and now it appears alive in front of you. If you don’t come up and kneel and lick it immediately Forget it, and put on a disgusted look, I don't know what to say to you."

Jin Wenzhi launched the big move of group ridicule, holding golden shit in his hand, as if he was holding some peerless treasure, he was not willing to let it suffer the slightest harm.

"It turned out to be the legendary Wanli Fragrance. If fellow daoist is willing, I can exchange the treasure in your hand with you by using the opportunity to pick treasures on the seventh floor of Langya Pavilion."

Yan Ruyu, who didn't know where she ran to before, manifested her body shape. There was no wave in the ancient well, and those eyes that seemed not to fluctuate because of some treasure showed emotion, and it could even be said to be eager.

"What, Miss Ruyu is willing to use a chance to enter the seventh floor of Langya Pavilion in exchange for that lump in the hands of the shit-stirring stick. I heard it right, right?"

"On the seventh floor of Langya Pavilion, the lowest-level items are top-grade mysterious fruits, and even the highest-level treasures have reached the level of half-immortal medicine and half-immortal material. Doesn't this mean that the lump of golden shit is actually worth half? Immortal medicine."

"The half-immortal medicine can be exchanged for a piece of shit. Is there something wrong with my ears, or the half-immortal medicine has been flooded in the heavens to the point where no one wants it when it is thrown on the side of the road."

Many monks couldn't believe it. It was an opportunity to enter Langya Pavilion to choose treasures. Now it can be exchanged for a piece of shit, and it was Yan Ruyu who proposed it himself. When did the treasures in Langya Pavilion become so worthless? .

"What kind of eyes do you have? This is the golden shit of Wanli Fragrance. It is the legendary shit of Wanli Fragrance. When a piece of shit is sacrificed, the golden light curls up and the fragrance floats for thousands of miles. It is one of the favorite rations of the ancient tengu. Half immortal medicine, if it is placed in ancient times, even if it is to exchange for immortal medicine, it is more than enough."

Jin Wenzhi was a little annoyed by the reactions of many monks. You yourself are short-sighted, and it’s fine if you don’t know gold beads. Now people come out and tell you the names of things, but you still have this expression. Can you read more ancient books and broaden your horizons, or if I run into you group of ignorant turkeys in the future, how can you let me pretend to be a master in front of you?

"Wanli Fragrance Golden Shit, the name is rather arrogant, but in the final analysis, no matter how precious it is, it is still a pile of shit." Shang Tianji decided to add a little embarrassment to the golden question, and said lightly.

"This is ten thousand miles of fragrant golden feces. This is one of the favorite rations of the ancient tengu. If it is used well, it may be able to lead to the people who have been reclusive for hundreds of millions of years in the heavens and the world. It may even be early. It is an extinct ancient tengu, so can my lump be compared with ordinary excrement?"

Jin Wenzhi almost burst into tears, it's fine for others to criticize him, but Shang Tianji and he are good friends and good partners who have fought side by side, can we not speak so directly in the future, it's too heartbreaking.

"Wanli Fragrant Golden Shit, no matter how high its value is, in essence, it is really just a pile of shit."

"But from Miss Ruyu's point of view, the value of the so-called Wanli Fragrance Golden Shit is higher than that of Taibai Xuanjin. It seems that this time the egg fight was won by the Shit Stirrer of the Clothes Stripping Maniac."

"I didn't expect that the final winner turned out to be a shit-stirring stick, and more importantly, he won with a pile of shit. In the future, I will be ashamed to say that I participated in this egg fight, and I can't afford to lose that person ah."

What many monks said meant that they did not know the golden shit of Wanlixiangxiang. .

"Hmph, it seems that if you don't let you bumpkins open their eyes, you won't know what kind of shit a dog travels thousands of miles to eat."

Jin Wenzhi was overwhelmed by many monks. If he used special means to shock many monks, he would not be able to get out of the depression in his heart when he saw their eyes drop to the ground.

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While speaking, Jin Wenzhi directly took out something that looked like some kind of ingredients from his body and sprinkled it on the golden shit in his hand, then flicked his fingers, and a flash of light shot out, covering the golden shit, making it It ferments slowly.

"Stirrer, to open the eyes of us bumpkins, shouldn't you give full play to your strengths and stir the so-called golden shit? What do you mean by covering it with a cover like this? Could it be you? Do you want to keep it and eat it when you go home?" A monk teased.

"You know what a fart, good shit is not afraid of being late, Wanli Fragrant Golden Shit needs to be properly fermented and brewed by my special means, so that it can exert its charming and mellow fragrance that makes people want to die and can't stop, just wait. After a while you will come up to eat shit, crying and shouting." Jin Wenzhi scolded.

"You can die without bragging."

"You think we are you, it's fine to let you treat a piece of shit as a baby, but you still have to ferment the next ingredient before eating."

"I think you're going to change your name in the future. You shouldn't be called Shit Stirrer, but Shit Eater."

Some monks opened their mouths to fight back, and being told that they were going to cry and eat shit was unbearable for anyone, let alone their pretentious arrogance.

Regarding the reactions of many monks, Jin Wenzhi just sneered and did not refute. Now some monks are screaming more happily, and he will feel happier when he sees their surprised expressions later.

Chapter 346

boom

Under the urging and ridicule of many monks, as well as personal attacks with words, Jin Wenzhi let the golden shit ferment for half a cup of tea, and then suddenly removed the cover covering the golden shit, a rich and mellow aroma, causing People daydream, the smell that extremely shocks people's sense of smell explodes, and explodes on the top of the ladder.

"What's going on, I seem to see countless delicious things floating towards me, trying to overwhelm me."